I hate shell semantics sometimes
Without quoting this, the tweet: i;ll never be a real pig *sobs uncontrollably * is interpreted _as if you'd typed that verbatim on the commandline_: i;ll never be a real pig *sobs uncontrollably dril dril.dat dril.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md
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@ -492,7 +492,7 @@ turn on howard stern. he is talking to a policeman habout how tough their job is
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god wil put me in his pocket
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i;ll never be a real pig *sobs uncontrollably dril dril.html dril_.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md requirements.txt
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i;ll never be a real pig *sobs uncontrollably *
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i have a life, thank u.
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@ -816,7 +816,7 @@ it was just a dream... *notices bed is covered in Pogs and Pog Memorabilia* ..or
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join the resistance. mosque_puncher@fartmail.com
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DONT LOOK AT M E *pathetically wipes filthy ass with a post it note dril dril.html dril_.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md requirements.txt TURN AROUND DONT LOOK
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DONT LOOK AT M E *pathetically wipes filthy ass with a post it note * TURN AROUND DONT LOOK
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BEGRUDGINGLY EXPLAINING THE JERKOFF MANIFESTO TO ANOTHER CONCERNED MEDIA OUTLET
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@ -1135,7 +1135,7 @@ sonic team has j ust dropped support for wikileaks. unbelievable. *spikes sega d
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i am a Doctor and a Lawyer who will teach u how to seduce women with rap music. my name... is not important.
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*drops Dunston Checks In on Laserdisc on the roulette table dril dril.html dril_.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md requirements.txt king me
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*drops Dunston Checks In on Laserdisc on the roulette table * king me
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I CRY INTO THE TOILET BECAUSE ITS WHERE MY WORTHLESS TEARS BELONG #LIFEHACK
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@ -1969,7 +1969,7 @@ BIGMOUTH BILLYBASS REVIVAL , SINGS GAGA, BIEBER, ET AL; INFUSED WITH 2012 TECH F
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IN HEAVEN, ALL THE VANITY LICENSE PLATES & COWBOY BOOTS U EVER OWNED ARE STRUNG UP BEHIND YOUR LEGS 4EVER, CLACKIN BEHIND U EVRY STEP U TAKE
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*slams king james holy bible shut on a piece of pepperoni with mayo and onions stickin out dril dril.html dril_.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md requirements.txt And that is how u make a truth sandwich
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*slams king james holy bible shut on a piece of pepperoni with mayo and onions stickin out * And that is how u make a truth sandwich
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opened portal to free hikers in iran-- instead greeted by Real Life minotaur, anubis, something or other, all i know hes a real holler mouth
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@ -2539,7 +2539,7 @@ gov bans pit bull fighting because they are scared of the power pits can achieve
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i dress as a medieval knight and pummel my metal body with cymbals to get all 59 of my pit dogs riled up before i fling lawn chairs at them
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check out my tumblr *goes limp & rolls down steep mountainside for 10 minutes or so, banging head on branches and rocks, surely dead dril dril.html dril_.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md requirements.txt
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check out my tumblr *goes limp & rolls down steep mountainside for 10 minutes or so, banging head on branches and rocks, surely dead *
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Curse of the Colonel (カーネルサンダースの呪い Kāneru Sandāsu no noroi?) refers to an urban legend regarding a reputed curse placed on the Japanese
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@ -4364,7 +4364,7 @@ candidate gary johnson pledges to cut down on online clutter at pizza hut debate
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NOTIFICATION FROM LAST.FM - "RAUNCHY - BILL JUSTIS.MP3" HAS BEEN LOOPING ON YOUR COMPUTER FOR 9 YEARS NOW, AMBULANCE IS COMING
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*shoves bloindfolded man's hand into a bowl of slimy grapes dril dril.html dril_.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md requirements.txt and this is God's diaper *sticks hand in spaghetti dril dril.html dril_.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md requirements.txt and this is God's turds
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*shoves bloindfolded man's hand into a bowl of slimy grapes * and this is God's diaper *sticks hand in spaghetti * and this is God's turds
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>>YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A GREY CORRIDOR. HOW DO YOU PROCEED? >>PIECE OF SHIT >>SUCH LANGUAGE IS NOT BECOMING OF A KNIGHT. HOW DO YOU PROCEED?
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@ -5434,7 +5434,7 @@ i stumble into a nameless town and see an ass pressed up against a screen door.
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i cna list numerous occasions where i have been discriminated against in a racist fashion just because i am a content creator .
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mmph *dips another tostito into an ashtray full of ketchup dril dril.html dril_.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md requirements.txt ah it's so good *licks salty residue off of my bloated purple fingers* mhmm
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mmph *dips another tostito into an ashtray full of ketchup * ah it's so good *licks salty residue off of my bloated purple fingers* mhmm
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reddit user "IncestVader" has just confirmed that @RicinElvis is thbe culprit , is on the loose, and is going bonkers. please yell at him
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@ -5953,7 +5953,7 @@ obama and his crack team of nsa crooks watching me shit: "sir, he's scooting bac
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i am about 50% certain that the doctors who took turns punching my egregious chode during my eye exam violated the hippocratic oath
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*stealthily dumps an entire bottle of gnc 100% pro performance whey protein into the dog's food dish dril dril.html dril_.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md requirements.txt oh hey what's going on i was just uh,
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*stealthily dumps an entire bottle of gnc 100% pro performance whey protein into the dog's food dish * oh hey what's going on i was just uh,
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click this post to spiritually align yourself with Hot Nacho , the devilishly delightful blend of actual nacho spices imported from DarkNet
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@ -7328,7 +7328,7 @@ enjoying my "BEER O CLOCK" tshirt? yeah I got a whole hamper full of these badbo
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two cars in the garage, a white picket fence, and monster energy logos embroidered into both ass pockets
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*steps out on stage twirling a cane and accidentally hits self in the dick 100 times dril dril.html dril_.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md requirements.txt AAAWGHHH
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*steps out on stage twirling a cane and accidentally hits self in the dick 100 times * AAAWGHHH
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i have been pacing the driveway for hours, trying to work up the courage to tell a t least 3 twitter girls that i have married them
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@ -8229,7 +8229,7 @@ sorry i ruined Fucking talk like a pirate day by speaking at length upon my terr
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you utter fool. od not come in here asking to see rocky's dick. that is not the spirit of philly
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*glances towards framed calligraphy print on wall which reads "NASCAR First" and nods goodly. dril dril.html dril_.html fortunes Makefile mkfortunes.sh README.md requirements.txt
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*glances towards framed calligraphy print on wall which reads "NASCAR First" and nods goodly. *
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A Funny Dog Join Kurdish Tribe For A Dirty Dance .
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total=$(echo -n "$lines" | wc -l)
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at=1
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while read tweet; do
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echo $tweet | sed 's%<br />%\n%g'
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echo "$tweet" | sed 's%<br />%\n%g'
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