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dril has 12,028 tweets saved in this archive. forget it
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<div class='text'>how do i get cowboy paint off a dog .</div>
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Jun 23, 2009 12:39:46 PM
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<div class='text'>OFFICIAL: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) RIP - http://tinyurl.com/nlm7r2</div>
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Jun 25, 2009 02:46:11 PM
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<div class='text'>RT OFFICIAL: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) RIP - http://tinyurl.com/nlm7r2 #michaeljackson #michealjackson #deadrip</div>
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Jun 25, 2009 02:47:09 PM
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<div class='text'>RT OFFICIAL: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) RIP - http://tinyurl.com/nlm7r2 #michaeljackson Suport Iran Fucker</div>
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<div class='text'>badboy Michael Jackson Rip 1958-2009 "Deth" http://tinyurl.com/l7atle #dead #iranelection #michaeljackson</div>
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Jun 25, 2009 02:52:39 PM
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<div class='text'>M Jackson Your Rapes Are Forgiven, in death you are no olnger bound by your disgusting criminal actions, Also I Like "The Moonwalk"</div>
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Jun 25, 2009 04:23:56 PM
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<div class='text'>punch evvery fucking celebrity blogger; punish them violently, and when they appeal to the media for sympathy, continue to fuck them, contin</div>
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Jun 26, 2009 06:49:09 AM
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<div class='text'>ue to shit on them.</div>
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Jun 26, 2009 06:50:07 AM
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<div class='text'>new twitter feature allows you to disregard mny posts, please click the trash can next to my name to prevent me from ruining your home page</div>
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Jun 26, 2009 10:04:00 AM
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<div class='text'>once again i apologize</div>
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Jun 26, 2009 10:04:34 AM
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<div class='text'>if youre sick of Incest, please support Anti Incest by changing your avatar red. if your avatar already has green tint then please remove it</div>
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Jun 26, 2009 10:48:37 AM
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<div class='text'>@casino666 Whered YOu Get Such a moth</div>
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Jun 26, 2009 10:51:29 AM
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<div class='text'>@casino666 i signed up on twiter to fight for proud causes; YOu signed up to find another venue for your pathological waste speech; And you</div>
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<div class='text'>covering my floors in industrial strength dog poison concocted in some rapists bathtub in south africa and sold for 0.002 USD per litre</div>
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<div class='text'>i was recently forced to sell my eyebrows to a cancer patient just so i could afford a string to tie my broken skull togehter #freemarket</div>
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<div class='text'>police are finding lots of Bad Food, theyve been yanking it otu of the ocean for about 10 minutes now on the news, i pray for the families</div>
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<div class='text'>WHo in their right nerve is selling M Jackson ticket to the funeral, le tthe man rest in peace, Relax!!!</div>
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<div class='text'>#InterestingDevelopments:do not purhcase Hatfield Quality Meats as they contain a rare pigment alloy that turrns your skeleton bones black</div>
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<div class='text'>http://bit.ly/10CbFu<br /> very intresting, very informative , but becareful watching this film because it is cursed</div>
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<div class='text'>#BringBackDrewCareyShow Bring Back Drew Carey Show</div>
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Jul 09, 2009 10:38:41 AM
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<div class='text'>@cupcaek congratulatons on your $80. tool</div>
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Aug 01, 2009 02:54:32 PM
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<div class='text'>#itsuckswhen people claim that im pretentious just because i use imported hand sanitizer fron Europe</div>
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<div class='text'>#itsuckswhen my daughter gets mad at me for refusing to pay for her dental work</div>
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<div class='text'>#itsuckswhen stupid presidents hide there birth certificate...</div>
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<div class='text'>im finally fat as hell Its About Time "Its About Time" #itsabouttime</div>
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<div class='text'>#ufc101 Get Big</div>
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<div class='text'>iim lacing this update with nigerian wild boar poison to kill twtiter entry thieve. fuck u!!!!!! fuck u!!!!!! fuck u!!!!!!!</div>
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<div class='text'>@hambeef *Rough.</div>
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<div class='text'>im talkin about Boy Shit, stuff that lil peenypoppers like you wouldnt understand, no w go home before you done get hurd!!!!!!!</div>
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<div class='text'>in the end, i dont even care if the movie "Alladin" was made up. It was a stupid movie anyway.</div>
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<div class='text'>maybe when hte myth buster finally decide to tackle blood diamond slavery, maybe THEN ill bother to tivo their shitty show.</div>
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<div class='text'>"jamie lee curtis" #signedtoyoungmoney</div>
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<div class='text'>@Danny_DeVito http://bit.ly/ZUtnO<br /> mm</div>
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<div class='text'>the air is rusty and im dead</div>
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<div class='text'>and now its time to pay the pipe</div>
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<div class='text'>in melrose, new mexico a young woman found a 'cursed' mouse skull in an unspecified variety of "utz" brand snack foods. beware of this</div>
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<div class='text'>please join me in welcoming the great "miles davis" to twitter.com http://twitter.com/milesdavis</div>
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<div class='text'>Sept 11: it is a testament to the resolve of our nation that the nine one one towers are still standidng upright and intact to this very day</div>
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<div class='text'>video footage of obama taxing an innocent dog. shameful #kanyewest</div>
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<div class='text'>who cares about patrick swayze he hasnt even done anything for like a year</div>
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<div class='text'>Basterd obama</div>
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<div class='text'>"Trending Topics: Niggas"</div>
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<div class='text'>http://bit.ly/1vIUb7 end racisn. black power</div>
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<div class='text'>http://bit.ly/4hwzxV bblame the Owner not the Breed</div>
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<div class='text'>@MomLogic Child rape is never ok.</div>
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<div class='text'>@billmaher http://i38.tinypic.com/2vvrrrr.jpg</div>
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<div class='text'>consumeralert: at least one butterball turkey has been stuffed with the shrunken head of an assassinated african dictator. be care full.</div>
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<div class='text'>i think its terrible that criminals are encouraging our more gullible members of society to celebrate the propagation of the vile aids virus</div>
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<div class='text'>#red for aids tuesday i will guarantee a 5% decrease in worldwide hiv infections by kkeeping my filthy dick out of the pacific ocean</div>
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<div class='text'>#uknowuneedlotion not only does it smooth you put it on your hands to prevent, swine and bird; amoung other things, thank you</div>
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<div class='text'>just like the time my buddy " chustin " Ate Shit on that ramp we made out of horse bones</div>
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<div class='text'>for christmas i got a broken pair of "tweezers" and a "tweezer repair kit", which is also broken</div>
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<div class='text'>FOR CHRIST MAS I WILL ATTEMPT TO RATIONALIZE MY DESTRUCTIVE SELF HATRED AND UNCEREMONIOUSLY FAIL TO SUCCEEd at anything whatseoever thankyou</div>
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<div class='text'>heres my 2010 message for ya: "good year - good freands - and good luck thank you" thank you</div>
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<div class='text'>wait i fucked that up. its suppose to be "good cheers to my friends, and this Year - best luck and thank you" and then i raise my botle</div>
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<div class='text'>http://cornbird.com/goods/kfcbird.htm shocking expos%nbsp(5. lets see big gov. sweep this one under the ruck.</div>
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<div class='text'>so, noobs, any last words beofre i officially change my first and last name to "Logen" and drive my car off a cliff? I though so.</div>
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<div class='text'>Hanes dumps Charlie Sheen ads... fuck you hanes, you never battled a real d emon have you, you dont know what life is, make me sick, fuck of</div>
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<div class='text'>boycott hanes underware #boycott #GonzoTweet #activism #iran</div>
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<div class='text'>RT @jbl_anzai: アフロサムライ。映画化！！GONZOが作るのかな？</div>
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<div class='text'>http://tinyurl.com/y9cg7dc I AM very exicted to be living in a 3-d world in the yr 2010. the OFFICIAL start to the new millanium</div>
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<div class='text'>WEL DESPITE FREE SPCH LAWS IM STIL NOT ALOUD TO PRACTICE SARGING TECHNIQ ON UGLY WMEN AT PETSMART - I AM SO TORN UP OVER THIS - SOM1 CALL ME</div>
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<div class='text'>i jsut indie developed a hot new tiwtter mod that lets u put more than 140 characters in a post, if u want it sen me $9, my email is craig@b</div>
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<div class='text'>http://tinyurl.com/y8acs8j donated several hundred of these badboys to the haitian gov in their time of need.. do your part #iran</div>
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<div class='text'>petition to remove 'nude" from the curseword blacklist on teenzone cyberscrabble</div>
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<div class='text'>outrage in the midle east as wealthy oil barons trade daughters for new 3d tvs only to disocver that glasses are required for full experence</div>
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<div class='text'>911 WAS SATIRE U FUCKING IDDIOTS, IT WAS AN IRONY, THE MOST POIGNANT WORK OF ART IN CENTURYS #tcot #teaparty #GOP</div>
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<div class='text'>cant wait to get back to iraq and blast some ragheads-- itll be just like halo but with less lag #tcot #nowTHATSghetto #nowplaying #bun</div>
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<div class='text'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHuZmv58-Zk gorgeous. wonderful</div>
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<div class='text'>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/526364 ground hogs day stink and i hate that animla.</div>
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<div class='text'>#2wordsforvday @@@ NO CHAVS @@@</div>
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<div class='text'>Super Boll Picks??? thoguht youd never ask. gonna go with "The Burton Bigbirds" and "Horse"</div>
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<div class='text'>i found a pill in the grass. i think it was a drug pill. i called "911". good luck all</div>
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<div class='text'>contgratulation http://www.youtube.com/user/CONRADCIGARSPIPES for posting 10000 videos of you smokin a pipe you fucking idiot waste</div>
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<div class='text'>PASSIVE AGGRESESIVELY UNFOLLOWING ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AWFUL POSTS IS A BULL SHIT MOVE</div>
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<div class='text'>"i am deeply sorry but do not let this freak incident fool you, the uroclub is still a fine product a nd it is a 'hole in one'." -tigerwoods</div>
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<div class='text'>http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/16/cpac-organizers-try-turn-hip-quotient-video-games-rap/ herse something uplifting & inspirational</div>
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<div class='text'>so our team gets to hte benchmark and its just a nude man on a dirty mattress. whoever registered this should be ashamed #geocachingmishaps</div>
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<div class='text'>petition to invalidate benchmarsk that're located precariously close to dangerous ethnics #geocachingmishaps</div>
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<div class='text'>Dan Fouts: The waterboy just needed some water!<br />Brent Musburger: Wow Dan, did you come up with that all by yourself? #WaterboyWedesnday</div>
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<div class='text'>[Bobby chases Grenouille, screaming, then ramming and tackling him hard to the ground]<br />Coach Klein: [in amazement] Wow! #WaterBoyWednesday</div>
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<div class='text'>Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high quality H2O. #WaterboyWednesday</div>
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<div class='text'>just found out tthat cultural revolutionary Bill Maher is just another worthless pothead. is there any hope left in this earth</div>
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<div class='text'>@Iams why should i pay $9 a bag for miscellaneous slaughter grit when my animals seem to thrive off of my leftover pizza crusts</div>
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<div class='text'>AVATAR didnt win enough oscars, please supporrt independent film maker james cameron b y cutting your oscar statue in half (if you have one)</div>
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<div class='text'>bob costas found hung with the word "FED" carve in to his chest #iamamotherfucker</div>
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<div class='text'>gah. the decal maker fuckged up my order again. now corey haim will never rest in peace http://tinyurl.com/yh6r2eg</div>
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<div class='text'>because of the RECESSION, "Ice Capades" has been cancleled and replaced by SHITcapades and PISScapades. just kidding</div>
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<div class='text'>like these curtains?? 100% japanese denim. like my shoes?? 100% japanese denim. wanna bite of my sandwich? 100% japanese denim. #tcot</div>
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<div class='text'>im little jesica. im dying because of obamas help care bill. im on my death bed and the doctor is ignoring me because my dady works hard</div>
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<div class='text'>no soup for YOU gaben newwel</div>
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<div class='text'>Pope Fuckes 200 Deaf Boys. Bet ya hes tired..! #justforfun #gags</div>
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<div class='text'>iran suports team coco or what have you. goodnight</div>
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<div class='text'>the mayor has erected another insulting effigy of me (myself) foir the local children to hurl stones and urine upon. lost my vote bitch</div>
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<div class='text'>its a matter of kicking your chairs and floor to unleash the prime soul, THE HEART BEAT IN TUNE WITH GRESHA; every body has the snake side</div>
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<div class='text'>myabe the people WITHOUT fetal alcohol syndrome are the ones with the so called "disorder"</div>
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<div class='text'>check out these Pig Kickers *rolls pant leg up to reveal an elaborately decorated cowoby boot that goes up the entire leg*</div>
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<div class='text'>aide to BArraack0 "Virgin" hussame nobadman cuaght buying toilet paper... wow ! wonder whatz going on in the white house. T Cot. #tcot</div>
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<div class='text'>if u consider yourlsef part of Grit Culture just because you r dog shed all over your shirt then get the F.O. and dont comeback</div>
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<div class='text'>#ghettospellingbee spell Ownage C-A-R-L-O-S-M-E-N-C-I-A (rip)</div>
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<div class='text'>careful. this three ring binder contains mny gentleman's disquisition on moé ass and cunt</div>
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<div class='text'>we got myers. seth. verne. all ready to put on their costums and entertain u. think youre ready?? absolutely not. austin 4.0</div>
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<div class='text'>all t he babes from the old movies will be in it. the dad from the third one will be in it. austin 4.0. do i make you oscar baby</div>
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<div class='text'>revamped. reloaded. ready to roll. austin 4.0. blasting directly to dvd may 2016. too randy for theatrers</div>
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<div class='text'>@Huggies are there any plans to release The Jeans Diaper in an adult man`s size. thank you #jeansdiaper</div>
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<div class='text'>#ourfriendshipendedwhen you laced my oatmeal with shrek glasses</div>
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<div class='text'>@WholeFoods Thank you so much, after feeding my grandson your ALL NATURAL, ORGANIC food & grain we have noted a sharp decrease in his autism</div>
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<div class='text'>Top 3 Cuases Of Teen Death: 1. Noise 2. Misbehavior 3. Jeans</div>
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<div class='text'>"the ass show me that i can only fuck it." - a legendary fireman who died</div>
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<div class='text'>@GregWHoward I agre. Obama is gay as fuc%. Im not gay either. Thank you</div>
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<div class='text'>if ur biebermeter has a reading of less than 150 Bµ then why hte FAUk am i even talkin to u</div>
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<div class='text'>i makte that inteligent jew asuka humble</div>
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<div class='text'>missin the glory days of the 90s when true talent like "justin bieber" made trending topic isntead of nonsense such as "Beckhams face"</div>
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<div class='text'>welp, if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself. *removes heart and lungs*</div>
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<div class='text'>i have black friends. i own all 3 current-gen consoles. my shelves are filled with a variety of Book`s. im virtually untouchable</div>
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<div class='text'>any 1 know where the bannasa are. i promise im not moneky president. if u know where the bana are emale me at the_ape_potus@whitehous.gov</div>
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<div class='text'>ever since i changed my gametap id from "diapermaster" to "CoolBryce" a world of doors have opened up to me.</div>
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<div class='text'>u go through life thinking the man wears the diaper. but at what point does the diaper wear the man. #diapermaster</div>
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<div class='text'>GIRLS SHOUD BE MADE TO WEAR A SPECIAL BADGE ON THEIR PRO-FILES SO I CAN FUCK THEM EASYER</div>
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<div class='text'>In 1998 I Encountered What I Blieved 2 Be A Malicious Presence.I Poped My Tony Hawk Dsk In2 My PSX And Let Loose With Da Best Moves. It died</div>
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<div class='text'>winner of the 2010 teen choice award??? Inappropriate clothing and disgraceful behavior. Again. #tcot</div>
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<div class='text'>somebody send me .xml file detailing the satanic rituals that Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries employs to retain his eternal beauty</div>
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<div class='text'>http://www.cornbird.com/goods/draw/hommers.png the hommers</div>
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<div class='text'>@SarahPalinUSA im goig to spit on u im going to throw up i rub my dick allover your toilet web page fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u #tcot</div>
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<div class='text'>please lord my god contact a real life Japanese person so he can help m;e with my scott pilgrim fan translation project.</div>
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<div class='text'>JSUTIN BIEBER COVERED IN TURDS AND PISS AT THE JUGGALO GATHERING FESTIVAL-- WOULD NOT ALLOW HIM TO PERFORM-- OH THIS IS HORIBLE #HELP</div>
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<div class='text'>rude ass. upgradable to hell ass. upgradable to Satan ass. upgradable to chaos ass. upgradable to マスター (Masutā)-infinity ass</div>
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<div class='text'>the Original bad boys!! the Best, the very greatest. That's right folks, ive got the Whazzup Budweiser Men on board to film 17 short films</div>
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<div class='text'>yo hollywood! check THIS out! *flops over face forward, lies still, becomes dust over the course of 100 years and is separated by the wind*</div>
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<div class='text'>CAN GOD RESPECT GROUND ZERO SO MUCH THAT EVEN HE CANNOT BUILD A MOSQUE ON IT</div>
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<div class='text'>"tomorrow the sun will turn into shit and rain toxic death upon every human" -george carlin cobain nietzsche LXIX</div>
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<div class='text'>Vampire A: Im murdered. My idiot ass has put to be last bullet. <br />Vampire B: In Death we can truely live. Good bye</div>
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<div class='text'>9/30/10 - CONTENTS OF DIAPER - THE USUAL; SHIT 'N' PISS-- 1 EGG I LAYED</div>
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<div class='text'>ass life</div>
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<div class='text'>BEGGING AND PLEADING TO THE JANITOR TO LET ME FUCK HIS DISGUSTING MOP</div>
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<div class='text'>Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom. Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all human knowledge -- Except Rap And Country</div>
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<div class='text'>taco bell is all too eager to implement fourthmeal BUT has yet to acknowledge Fourthgender. the almighty dollar folks</div>
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Oct 05, 2010 08:39:58 AM
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<div class='text'>contaminant fucker</div>
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Oct 05, 2010 06:01:55 PM
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<div class='text'>desperately trying to start a conversation at dragoncon by flaunting a timepiece</div>
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Oct 05, 2010 06:47:07 PM
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<div class='text'>typically, you can extract aobut 10mg of bone marrow from a single owl pellet. mix with water and pour over nachos for free instant meal</div>
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Oct 05, 2010 07:05:50 PM
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<div class='text'>these shitty birdseed husks my canary rejected will make a fine Car</div>
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Oct 05, 2010 07:21:38 PM
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<div class='text'>the Iranian parliament holding an assembly to watch the dance scene from Son of the Mask on a poor quality vhs tape and screaming at it</div>
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<div class='text'>wiccan lawyer</div>
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<div class='text'>You Look Like The Fuckin Kfc Man #tastefulinsults</div>
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Oct 07, 2010 06:47:22 AM
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<div class='text'>is this.. the fabled web 3.0 #fuckingmonstrositysidebar #jesuschrist</div>
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<div class='text'>having a cocaine.mid ringtone does not make me a bad father.</div>
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Oct 08, 2010 11:51:00 AM
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<div class='text'>please, g od. join my movement to build a pure, randian community on top of the pacific garbage patch</div>
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<div class='text'>did u know its poss. to get harlequin ichthyosis in just ur dick. i do</div>
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<div class='text'>"sorry sir. we cannot offer support for any non-standard operating systems" http://bit.ly/cyX2L7</div>
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<div class='text'>please don't use asterisks to censor words, they look like tiny assholes and make everything worse</div>
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Oct 09, 2010 02:33:47 PM
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<div class='text'>milf taxidermist</div>
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Oct 09, 2010 02:38:26 PM
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<div class='text'>james bond, your next assignment is to infiltrate the white house and take the Tax's back from obama. please, get the Tax's -</div>
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Oct 09, 2010 10:57:16 PM
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<div class='text'>alrigth who shoved a pair of jeans into the chilean miners' airhole and got it stuck. that was a lousy gift</div>
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<div class='text'>im a Fuckhead media specialist who wants to know 1 thing... WHAT makes twitter.com 'tick'</div>
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Oct 10, 2010 03:46:01 PM
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<div class='text'>enough. i know you're all excited about your Mr Cool Ice 2010 calendars but do NOT post anymore spoilers aobut november and december</div>
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<div class='text'>knuckles mashed into my ass cheeks at all timse. new media singularity or what have you</div>
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<div class='text'>under the influence of my toilet</div>
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<div class='text'>simpsons Kurdish</div>
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<div class='text'>im in jail for desecrating a toilet. the aclu is racist against white people</div>
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<div class='text'>the last chilean miner emerges with two armfuls of coal, making all 32 of his colleagues look like Ass Holes</div>
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<div class='text'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdAcvnmuvAQ</div>
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<div class='text'>THE SUN THE MOON AND THE STARS ARE ALL TOO SMUG FOR MY LIKING</div>
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<div class='text'>@babywolfpupy i cant find it sory</div>
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<div class='text'>legalize my stench</div>
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<div class='text'>Your search - diapertarian - did not match any documents. #maybenexttime</div>
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<div class='text'>please check etsy.com for more Hell Charms made from my own inner ear bones and crystallized vomit before i get IP banned agan</div>
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<div class='text'>EVERY POINT VALID AND INDISPUTABLE, perfect diction and posture, my flawless TED talk about snake vore silences thte trolls once and for all</div>
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<div class='text'>just inherited about 200 crude dog statues my grandma sculpted to scare Angels away from her propertyl,</div>
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<div class='text'>http://bit.ly/9lcuCA WRANGLER UNVEILS ILLEGAL NEW AD CAMPAIGN</div>
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<div class='text'>@bug_deal hes the second thing. a bad person</div>
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<div class='text'>@buckethole Your Bad</div>
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<div class='text'>can i get a twiter verified account. im the guy on hgwy 23 who holds up the ad for that furniture store that went out of business 6 times</div>
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<div class='text'>still waiting on that twitter verified status. i swear to god i am the real DJ Darkzide (the onyl vampire dj)</div>
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<div class='text'>@Neil_Hamburger I will no longer sit idly by while you badmouth the @AXE corporation, the purveyors of Ecuador's finest wild hog poison</div>
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<div class='text'>justin beieber u SUX and your getting wrinkley old and gross. your a wreck and trash. fucking pig. fucking worm. hell is real #bieber</div>
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<div class='text'>does any 1 know the hebrew translation for "dubstep" #tattoo</div>
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<div class='text'>agent scully found me freezing to death at the mountaintop. "drink of my breastmilk, it's the only way youll live" she cries, and i say "ok"</div>
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<div class='text'>my last two post were virus, disregard thm</div>
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<div class='text'>@glennbeck i am a real wiccan libertarian and thank you. thank you. my premature daughter got brandamage because of obamas help care taxs</div>
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<div class='text'>exciting business venture: "toitoos" decorat your toilet with a variety of stock images. its a toilet tattoo. toitoo</div>
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<div class='text'>i'm sorry but can you please remove the pig display at the zoo. nobody comes to the zoo to see pigs. what the fuck is wrong with you.</div>
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<div class='text'>hgeuhkl i am a 300-pound producer / jurnalist my hobbies include car & beard maintenance also i know photoshop and my name is Miami</div>
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<div class='text'>GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT DOC-- WILL THIS COMMON TUBERCULOSIS VACCINE GIVE ME THE GOOD AUTISM OR THE BAD AUTISM???</div>
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<div class='text'>i am legally required b y the state of wyoming to tell all of you that i was caught fucking urinal cakes. i am a urinal cake fucker</div>
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<div class='text'>my christ. i am invigorated. using my new official old spice dr.pepper halo 3 exfoliating forehead wax. this is God. this feeling is God</div>
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<div class='text'>today's garfield was much funnier when i read it the second time. thru the scope of my DPMS panther .308 semi-automatic rifle. #veteransday</div>
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<div class='text'>I Have A Life, Fucker. *Drives away in tiny car powered by my ow n shit and piss*</div>
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<div class='text'>utterly dejected by the fact that my favorite romance novelist is just a Trident marketing strategist shilling mint gum to teens #ArtDeath</div>
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<div class='text'>TRYING TO RECONCILE MY STAUNCHLY SELF-DEPENDENT SMALL GOVERNMENT BELIEFS WITH MY CONSTANT NEED FOR DIAPER CHANGES</div>
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<div class='text'>@vwvalaqayxlxo is your name realy "tatum yazzie" or was that procedurally generated using some ancient mayan timeshare marketing algorithm</div>
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<div class='text'>.@SouthwestAir GAVE U JOKERS $9990 1ST CLASS ROUND TRIP AND UR LOUSY TAXPAYER FUNDED TSA AGENT HAND JOB HAS LEFT ME BLISTERED & UNDESIRABLE</div>
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<div class='text'>the words Paul Blart 2 appear on screen. the black eyed peas begin singing "Let's Get Paul Blarted In Here" as the mall cop bumbles around</div>
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<div class='text'>im pretty sure that when we find out how to get in the 4th dimension there will be like 8 diferent genders to choose from</div>
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<div class='text'>@wikileaks can u wiki leak some ke$ha nudes</div>
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<div class='text'>my hell life http://aiipul-helllife.blogspot.com/</div>
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<div class='text'>world aids. also known as Humanity. *eyebrows contort bizarrely as i attempt a haughty facial expression until the commotion makes me vomit*</div>
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<div class='text'>#why90srocked everyothing was more real. everythig more visceral. a more 'human' experience. i was also 200 pounds less fat</div>
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<div class='text'>@GriseldaHornick i dont want to be a member of this shit earth.</div>
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<div class='text'>setting up your own yahoo account is easy! you just click here, and he.. oh no. i just sent 60,000 pictures of my ass to my boss's daughter</div>
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<div class='text'>once inside the Visitor base i stood before their marvelous spacecraft and covered it with my piss. my god. my god. my god #VANGUARDSOF2012</div>
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<div class='text'>please banky. if youre out there reading this i need you to graffiti a chode with balls on my shop teacher's station wagon</div>
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<div class='text'>watching the inbetween comedy bits on vgas i sat and pondered.. wow this Shit is good enough to be on SNL.. the big league</div>
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<div class='text'>i want all every girl on twitter to take the pH level of here pussy and send it to me via private email</div>
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<div class='text'>no more. im done. stop sending me your disgusting pH levels. u whores are far too vile for my consideration. go date s ome muscle loser</div>
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<div class='text'>"im not autistic. just my dick and sex drive is. im 100% a regular person other wise."</div>
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<div class='text'>droid is filth. govt trick to ID and persecute civilians for $. real ID is 666 - thow all micro chips into the trash can. piss #IWantADroid</div>
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<div class='text'>when twitter forces me to use the new layout i will retaliate iwth a deluge of horrid/disgusting diaper jokes and messages. my final warnig</div>
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<div class='text'>The Latest Upsetting Concoction From @NestleUSA http://bit.ly/eyNPjR</div>
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<div class='text'>consolidate your shit into a large mound until its visible from Google Earth, then sue google for putting pictures of your shit online #Rich</div>
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<div class='text'>if evolution is real, then wh y am i cutting my own hand off</div>
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<div class='text'>RT @glennbeck: Just left Tangled.THIS IS THE BEST DISNEY ANIMATED FILM. Hard to say ever, but it is. I am a Disneyphile and a harsh cri ...</div>
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<div class='text'>just tried to search twitter for "im a virgen" but i posted it instead, then frantically deleted it #thiswickedwebweweave #misery #Pride</div>
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<div class='text'>Interests & Hobbies: horny Books & Magazines: sex book's</div>
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<div class='text'>wow how about instead of spitting that moutwash down the drain you spit it on your chest and rub it allover your self #TimesRunningOut</div>
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<div class='text'>im going to go draw santa hiring a gay elf and stamp "Dont Ask Dont Tel" all over it and sell it to The New Yorker for $100o0. bye</div>
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<div class='text'>#ihavenorespect for the military (murdertary) #ihavenorespect for whores(girls) #ihavenorespect for rappers #ihavenorespect for 666</div>
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<div class='text'>these moon posts have got to go!!! *spraypaints "Bad Eclipse" on some desert boulder miles away from humanity and dies of dehydration*</div>
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<div class='text'>@AGentleBrees time to kill the Fucker joking about me falling *shoots web, misses,ragdolls down the side of a skyscraper for like 6 minutes*</div>
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<div class='text'>#secretturnon pointing to a picture of Grimace at mcdonalds and asking the cashier "Who Is That Awful Purple Man?"</div>
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<div class='text'>just found out my favorite author is ugly #KillingMySelf</div>
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<div class='text'>my father got sick of wegmans constantly running out of reddi-wip so he started a militia. guess i gotta join his shitty militia now</div>
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<div class='text'>put an egg in ur mouth before the dentist, then when he opens ur mouth he cant mess with your teeth cause there's an egg there. #lifehaclk??</div>
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<div class='text'>i WILL supply you with the TOP Stapler Mods - "Hideous, Impractical, Waste Of Money" - These Are The Death Knells Of Our Cultural Parasites</div>
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<div class='text'>Fuck Up The Office With A Real Leather Alligator Stapler, Shatter THe Establishment - "I Believe We have Your stapler." - StaplerMods.com</div>
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<div class='text'>"hey bob, why does your stapler have a live goldfish inside of it??" Oh this? this is a Stapler Mod only The New Rich have access to.Get out</div>
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<div class='text'>@DrOz please help me. i have a phycological desire to amputate my legs. please provide me with resources as im at the end of my rope</div>
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<div class='text'>please Gustin, if youre out there, send me the rest of your Gothic Emblem Concepts for our Hell Van Project. It's been 8 months, Gustin</div>
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<div class='text'>welcome to a world where you can have sex with peoples wifes. this iws wife sex world</div>
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<div class='text'>i dont know if i'm wearing it wrong or what but this Thick Load Bracelet is not making my loads thick.</div>
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<div class='text'>@DrOz nevermind. ive made the decision to amputate my legs, i found a man on angie's list. thanks any way.</div>
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<div class='text'>the lord descends from the heavens and personally hands a starving african child the vrsn of Huckleberry Finn with the word nigger taken out</div>
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<div class='text'>FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE KILLED IT THEN KILLED HIMSELF</div>
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<div class='text'>melt thtis shit earth. melt this shit earth and start over. except for me and everyone in my necklace makeing club</div>
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<div class='text'>#quotethatmovie "it's people. soylent people is made out of people"</div>
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<div class='text'>1) All Sex Is Rape -- 2) Sex Is A Synonym Of Gender -- 3) There Fore Gender Is Unequivocally Rape -- 4) Set & Match , Gendertards.</div>
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<div class='text'>@AGentleBrees Hello Im A Potential Employer Who Hacked Into Your Locked Tweits And Was Put Off By Your Unorthodox Gender Diatribes; Fuck You</div>
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<div class='text'>"THE STUPIDS 2 WITH TOM ARNOLD . TORRENT " IS NOT A REAL MOVIE, IT IS A WORM VIRUS, PLEASE DO NOT DOWN LOAD THIS FILE AS IT IS HARMFUL</div>
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<div class='text'>RECENTLY GOT INTO MEDITATION; SOME REAL DEEP SHIT; KEEP "THE VIEW" ON DURING SO I CAN ENHANCE MIND AS WELL AS BODY</div>
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<div class='text'>worst corn maze in usa has to be "The Cornundrum" in Melvin,OH; the corn seems brown or sickly, hand stamp wont wash off, stray dogs roaming</div>
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<div class='text'>"POWER BIEBER" - my final words on death bed</div>
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<div class='text'>@woodmuffin Citizen Kane Except Every Instance Of "Rosebud" Is Replaced By "POWER BIEBER"</div>
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<div class='text'>lookin for some crazey motherfuckas to do a mind meld with, literally a combination of minds, double brain. we will be the most powerful man</div>
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<div class='text'>RT @GoofusGallant: @the_ironsheik the goofus is no good no dick no balls mother fucker. The gallant is intelligent jew he respect the le ...</div>
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<div class='text'>wwow. howd that happen. i honestly dont know how a bunch of pics of shirtless men got on my resume and youd probably be a shitty boss anyway</div>
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<div class='text'>my spirit animal is t he lowly paramecium, cosmic punishment for killing a paramecium in my past life</div>
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<div class='text'>yorure telling me i can wrench even more precious, ego-soothing pity from my online associates if i move to a 3rd world nation?? "ROAD TRIp"</div>
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<div class='text'>"I THOUGHT YOU SAID STATE OF THE ONION" - obbama holding onion at state of the union address</div>
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<div class='text'>AGE 20: WHY WONT ANYONE FUCK ME // AGE 40: WHY WONT ANYONE LOVE ME // AGE 60: WHY WONT ANYONE KILL ME // AGE 80: WHY WONT ANYONE FUCK ME</div>
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<div class='text'>you see that big puddle of piss i made. loock closely. that miniscule speck in there is my brain. please scoop it up for me and call 911</div>
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<div class='text'>al gore conference on global warming..canceled by SNOW!! "Guh, BLugh Durr" says the dumb man, while he pees into his comically large diaper</div>
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<div class='text'>sen Dick Durbin holds press conference telling people to stop making fun of his name, farts on tv, is then forever known as "Fart Durbin"</div>
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<div class='text'>no you listen to me, Fucker, i need "Steppenwolf" carved into THE BLADE, not the handle-- please hold my father is crying</div>
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<div class='text'>the wolf represents chaos. the eagle represents order. knuckles the echidna represents myself #tatchat</div>
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<div class='text'>ah ye,s its nigh time that the Lexus has attained Trending Topic status, there is no Finer car, "This Is Exceptional", Lexus. The car, Lexus</div>
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<div class='text'>"KOI POND BONANZA" IN PITTTSBURGH?? THE SUPPOSED NUMBER ONE KOI POND SUPPLIER IN ALL OF PITTSBURGH, PA?? HARDLY A BONANZA</div>
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<div class='text'>welp, time to rescue egypt from muslims. asomebody please carry all 900 pounds of me to the site of the protests. wait nevermind im good</div>
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<div class='text'>@Demi_CyrusXOXO the great pyramids are being bombed into rubble by mubarak's thugs you dollop of lizard shit. fuck your birthday #jan25</div>
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<div class='text'>@matthewjbruner the nile river is red with blood and your fucking birthday present won't cleanse it. perspective, you fucking rat #jan25</div>
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<div class='text'>@ClaudChaberski HMM WHATS MORE IMPORTANT, EGYPTS POPULIST REVOLUTION OR THE DAY ON WHICH YOUR PARENTS GAVE BIRTH TO A HORSE MONSTER #jan25</div>
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<div class='text'>@FlYkiDdFRESh #jan25 also happens to be the biblically foretold fall of the middle east you fucking waste of kidneys</div>
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<div class='text'>@HeyLaurenKay because 100000 protesters were murdered in cold blood in the birthplace of civilization you ungrateful dipshit #jan25</div>
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<div class='text'>@AlyssaMMichelle because the entire country of egypr is burning. if DigimonOtis were here right now hed spit in your fucking face. #jan25</div>
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<div class='text'>@Omarsito_N oh sorry. I was browsing the #jan25 tag for information regarding important human rights developments you shit stain pig man</div>
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<div class='text'>eating baby food. baby food for adults. adult baby food. i eat baby food. eat baby food as an adult. tricks to eating baby food as an adult.</div>
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<div class='text'>im honeslty inquiring as to why im discouraged against printing my business card on basketballs and 2hand passing them to potential clients?</div>
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<div class='text'>RT @VanessaHikaru: Time de merda Ffffffuuuuu</div>
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<div class='text'>RT @NewYorkPost: Small Bahamas island inhabited by seven pigs http://t.co/S1tUEth</div>
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<div class='text'>hm whats this? dropped a copy of my 263-page memoir "All Bi Myself" on the florr of this trendy teen cafe. dont have time to pick it up. l8r</div>
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<div class='text'>@QdobaMexGrill I Want To Know How I Can Prevent My Unborn Daughter From Autism Despite A Shaman Predicting It, Help Me Qdoba Mex Grill</div>
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<div class='text'>@kfc_colonel Kfc, My Final Hope, Please Help Me Make My Future Daughter Unautistic, Shamans Curse, Wearing Bones (These Aint Chicken Bones)</div>
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<div class='text'>scenario: the air and space museum drops Space and becomes the Air and Spade museum, devoting large sections to David Spade and his comedies</div>
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<div class='text'>hm lets see.. *Logs On To Dark Net* bomb recipes... voyeur upskirt.. snuff vids..DILBERT?? WHo thef fuck put dilbert on dark net</div>
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<div class='text'>The Credits Roll At Justin Bieber 3D And My Body Chooses To Fuse 3D Shades To My Brain Forever; No Turning Back & Life Is Good, Thank Ya</div>
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<div class='text'>do NOT go to "ZiggyMania" at the Tehran Hilton; only two or three ziggy booths set up; one of them tries to sell u fabrics you dont need</div>
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<div class='text'>dictionary.com defines the word "Mania" as "excessive excitement or enthusiasm; craze:". "Ziggy Mania" offered none of these things t o me.</div>
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<div class='text'>am a network marcketer and a mlm,and i love making friend and allso i care about other as well.i need some1 who have this same thing with me</div>
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<div class='text'>Mohammad Muhamad, King Of Islam, Cahugt Counterfeiting Some Cool Dunham Specials On 3D Bluray; Sentenced To Be Hung By The Penuis Until Dead</div>
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<div class='text'>SOME ASS HOLE ATE MY TONGUE AND REPLACED IT WITH HIM SELF AND IS EATING EVERYTHING I TRY TO EAT</div>
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<div class='text'>ugh.. my husband never puts the toilet lid back down. *Closes Lid,; Takes Huge Piss On Top Of It*</div>
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<div class='text'>my name is not "Wierd Dick Man ", so please stop writeing it on my tent.</div>
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<div class='text'>SLOWLY LOWERS JEANSED ASS INTO A WOODEN BOWL FULL OF EXOTIC MEDITERRANEAN OILS AND REDROSE PETALS; AH THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD FOR LOWERCASE</div>
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<div class='text'>my résumé; page 1 ; "IM A JEANS MAN FIRST AND FOREMOST" in 42pt. rosewood font. page 2 is the bible</div>
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<div class='text'>my 14beautiful geisha brides work together to change my preposterous 300 pound diaper. #mtvcribs</div>
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<div class='text'>@Cheesecake one of ur waiters kicked me out of my chair and into an interracial family's table and burned my dick off with a cigarette. thnx</div>
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<div class='text'>i have ptsd from the time i brorke a chair at pop eyes chicken with my ass, and i am unemployable because of this. #smalljoys</div>
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<div class='text'>any 1 want to look at pictures of owls with me write the word Hoot on a bottle mesage & toss it in the frog pond</div>
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<div class='text'>to stand nude before a group of middle aged italian mob bosses and have them obnoxiously berate your dick while smoking cigars</div>
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<div class='text'>the clown nose on my dick is there because im more susceptible to infection since my wii bowling accident, iddiot. no more hateful messages</div>
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<div class='text'>RT @GamesEbooks: Extreme Leveling is NOT about using bots, exploits, hacks or cheats I am a real gamer. I do things the right way, and ...</div>
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<div class='text'>GOURP OF TEEN GIRLS RESURRECT DALE EARNHARDT IN SLEEPOVER DARE, EARNHARDT RUNS FROM THE PREMISES NUDE, COVERED IN ECTOPLASM, YET TO BE FOUND</div>
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<div class='text'>/~-_,♠-|.RAT.|-♠,_-~\ /~-_,♠-|.POPE.|-♠,_-~\ #tigerblood</div>
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<div class='text'>My News Years Resolutions Is To Take My Dana Carvey Impersonations To The Next Leveal. (Pro Circuit Anyone? We're In Talks)</div>
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<div class='text'>TO AVOID SCARING OR OFFENDING CHILDREN WE'VE TAKEN ANNE FRANK'S DIARY AND REPLACED EVERY INSTANCE OF THE WORD "NAZI" WITH "POLICE MAN"</div>
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<div class='text'>an old man wheezes into a ragged cloth; Bam looks into camera, says "Woah, glad im not That cloth!" thne does a Bogus airspin into the trash</div>
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<div class='text'>can 1000000 irate south korean pigs buried alive after a foot and mouth outbreak possibly join forces and cause an 8.9 eartquake??? #yes</div>
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<div class='text'>any one who figures out how to breed border collies with the Microsoft Zune needs to hollaer a message at me</div>
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<div class='text'>it makes me sick when i see border collies portrayed in the media as "Loser Dogs" who are "Probably Rats"</div>
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<div class='text'>if u think that SegaKnight's Expert Analysis Female Masturbation Dissertation lacks credibility and coherence then log off my sight.</div>
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<div class='text'>MGM STUDIOS CAN U CONFIRM THAT MR. DUSTIN HOFFMAN HAS SEEN THE VIDEO I SENT OF ME MUCKIN AROUND IN A PILE OF LEAVES?? OK ILL CALL BACK LATER</div>
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<div class='text'>brett favre punches a curtain with the word "INCEST" painted on it, rips it down, looks into cam and says "No Incest" #PublicService</div>
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<div class='text'>FOR 1 SECOND THE NORTHERN LIGHTS DISPLAYED DHARMA AND GREG IN GLORIOUS BLURAY-- NOW LETS ALL SIGN MY PETITION IN BLOOD TO GET IT ON TV'S</div>
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<div class='text'>my crystalologist told me that bin laden was trapped inside this $60 jade charm?? getting REAL huffy & worked up righ now and demand ansers</div>
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<div class='text'>@applebees this waiter keeps looking at his watch and dripping broken glowstick goop on a detached baby doll's head. 2012???</div>
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<div class='text'>.@EBERTCHICAGO What is Ur least favorite greek film. Greetz from turkey</div>
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<div class='text'>@petsmart do u do obidience classes for HUSBENDS ????? ;) Just Kidding</div>
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<div class='text'>Can Police Man Cartman " Respect The Authority " Of The Intesnely Cool Refreshingly Satisfying Mint Taste ONLY Found In Dentyne Ice ???</div>
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<div class='text'>.@dentynegum I Just Chewed Four Packs Of Dentyine Ice And Now I Can't Taste Anything-- Think U Can Send Some Coup's My Way???</div>
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<div class='text'>the jerk off who told my autistic son that sega of america exploded needs to come forward so i can crush his neck betwext my Perfect thighs</div>
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<div class='text'>"You have the thoughts and brain of a baby." - My 2012 Adviser Craig Gurtle -- Fuck you Mr. Gurtle, I Can Survive 2012 My Self.</div>
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<div class='text'>@DunkinDonuts so i heard your Thailand outlets are FULLY owned and operated by Ladyboys... Any chance of you bringing this to the 'States?</div>
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<div class='text'>i hand you an envelope. inside is a series of photographs of me gradually deteriorating. when you look at me again im a skeleton #Owned</div>
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<div class='text'>GENDERLESS WEDDING AT HARD ROCK CAFE: THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE COVERED IN TARPS IN ORDER TO CIRCUMVENT THE STANDARDIZED NORM`S; FREE ICE</div>
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<div class='text'>theyer renovating my hard rock cafe.. just saw a mover man drag two crates of live rattlers inside..has Hard Rock gone TOo wild?? No F'n Way</div>
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<div class='text'>Give a Man a Cool Beachball With the Hard Rock Cafe Logo on it and He will teach a fish to swim for u</div>
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<div class='text'>Guess What Fag. Most Birds Are Too Smart To Be Deterred By Scarecrows. I Guess Your A Bitch #StrawmanArgument</div>
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<div class='text'>i dont care how good it feels. i am not naming my child "compost fucker". end of story</div>
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<div class='text'>if any one knows how to convincingly justify dubai's economic model to bratty ltitle brothers go ahead and plop me an email. fubu back.</div>
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<div class='text'>GUess who just renewed his subscription to Newsweek. this guy! (cue blurry stock footage of an unidentified fat old man spitting into a cup)</div>
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<div class='text'>wearing my diaper at half mast , in memoriam #amywinehouse</div>
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<div class='text'>apparenlty yelling "where the fuck is garfield" at comic con 2011 is not only frowned upon, but illegal</div>
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<div class='text'>Nacho Libre Tight Dick Shots - Nacho Libre Best Ass Crack Vids - ripped by x_vArEz_x ©2006</div>
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<div class='text'>former UN ambassador John Bolton uses hideous mustache to conceal "Police Is Bullshit" facial tattoo #amomentofsilence</div>
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<div class='text'>i just found The Dos Equis Most Interesting Man In The Worl'ds deviant art account. he draws his own jeff dunham puppets</div>
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<div class='text'>cool gags in 2011: making the text field in new twitter really tall. you can scroll down and keep making it taller. ramadan mubarak</div>
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<div class='text'>not even Austin Powers 4 can win me back after mike myers' hideous racial outburst at the Laugh Factory. Fuck you</div>
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<div class='text'>@JohnDeere My Nieghbor Has Been Modifying His John Deere Illegaly With Muslim-Style Decorations And Noise Enhancers, How Do I Stop Him</div>
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<div class='text'>came outside today to notice m y "Bring Back The Marriage Ref" bumper sticker violently ripped off. Obviously, I hit a nerve.</div>
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<div class='text'>ive gotten too fat for my diapers and now i gotta go across town to get specially made ones and i cant drive because im bipolar. fuck racism</div>
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<div class='text'>thank u mysterious stranger @drilsdiapers for doing the community a great service by cataloging my abject misery & rendering me unemployable</div>
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<div class='text'>i need someone to come fix my fucked up neck tie. ive barricaded myself in the bathroom ogf kenny rogers roaster in mumbai. say the password</div>
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<div class='text'>@BieberReject #Imagine justin holding my nude, shaking body while lowering the gun to my head and whispering "goodnight" into my bruised ear</div>
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<div class='text'>*slams king james holy bible shut on a piece of pepperoni with mayo and onions stickin out * And that is how u make a truth sandwich</div>
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<div class='text'>#OrtizKnockOutPlaylist Gangster Paradise By "Weird Al" Yancovic</div>
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<div class='text'>never too old to imprint "SABRINA THE TEEN AGE WITCH" itnto the hood of your car multiple times with big metal boots #SellOuts #FakePeople</div>
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<div class='text'>i wonder if social media newsbots ever miss their former lives as the beautiful women in their profile pics</div>
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<div class='text'>@MexicanAtheist please dont assoicate the freaking awesome thunder cats show with your fake belief's. thank you</div>
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<div class='text'>GETS RIGHT UP IN WIFE'S FACE AND DEMANDS "THE BOOK OF ELI" THEMED THANKSGIVING DINNER; MANGLES A THING OF PAPER TOWELS AND HURLS IT AT WALL</div>
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<div class='text'>The Band Was Originally Called "The Red Hot Chili Diapers" Before A Policeman Said No [citation needed]</div>
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<div class='text'>affirmative action is pretty fucked up if u ask me. **produces and begins smoking a tube of Gogurt, the grab & go yogurt, like a cigar***</div>
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<div class='text'>for every animal you dont eat i will eat the grab and go yogurt gogurt,maddox said that and it owned, someone get that quote,someone please</div>
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<div class='text'>i live vicariously through my diaper</div>
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<div class='text'>petition to rename the statue of liberty "Bisexual Tattoo Goddess" because istand for something real and i live in a part of this world.</div>
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<div class='text'>BARBARO IS BACK, THE ONCE DEAD REACEHORSE IS BACK TO LIFE AND TEARING UP THE HORSE TRACK LIKE NEVER BEFORE, "THE SECRET" WORKS,THANK U OPRAH</div>
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<div class='text'>WOah. Just had another Dr. Oz dream. This time he was crying</div>
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<div class='text'>@Lowes i am this close to killing the mother fucker who keeps coming on my account and posting diaper things and saying im the one in them</div>
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<div class='text'>@DrewFromTV please murder me drew carey. i want you to snuff my trivial existence from this awful lplanet. good job losing weight</div>
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<div class='text'>According to @klout, I'm influential about: forums, religion and spirituality, and diaper http://t.co/2hhru5LL</div>
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<div class='text'>i accidentally legally changed my name to "Child Porn Man", if u have any experience dealing with this issue i owuld appreciate your input.</div>
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<div class='text'>SOME ONE REPLACED MY INCEST FAQS WITH PICTURES OF TURKISH FLAGS AND GUNS</div>
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<div class='text'>bond theme plays while super spy & ladys man James Bond wanders around the forest with a magnifying glass, searching for the cure for autism</div>
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<div class='text'>me, begging and pleading with a turtle, telling it to spit out my dick , causing a scene at a miniature golf course and getting 911 called</div>
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<div class='text'>*gets booed at USO show for makig Diaper Jokes, calls all the troops Fuckers*</div>
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<div class='text'>@LeftCoastBias @TheOnion i did it. i hacked the onion. ive been making them post fake news stories for like 20 years now. suck my dick</div>
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<div class='text'>FOR SALE: One Beekeeper's Uniform With "METH GOD" embroidered into back, Lightly Used (856) 625-3325 - Ask For Officer Jim</div>
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<div class='text'>fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this</div>
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<div class='text'>about 80% certain that Neil Cavuto just said "teh economy" instead of "the economy", on th e air. someone with dvr please confirm</div>
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<div class='text'>please don't try and tell me that schrodinger's diaper is a quantum superposition of clean and dirty states, we can all fucking smell it</div>
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<div class='text'>please dont try and tell me that schrodinger's diaper is a quantum superposition of clean and dirty states, we can all fucking smell it</div>
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<div class='text'>in a rage., i farted into the gamestop cashregister, venting my frustration and rendering the money unusable, paving the way for gold stndrd</div>
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<div class='text'>i looked that little punk behind the counter in the eye and told him Criss Angel Mindfreka is the most compelling televsn program like, ever</div>
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<div class='text'>pokemon/? who needs pokemon when you have Bosnian Genocide. rewteet this if your a 90s kid</div>
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<div class='text'>im the guy who airbrushes the nipples out of pro wrestling ads. i make $85k a year. but i have a secret *removs shades to reveal nipple eyes</div>
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<div class='text'>have sex with rag doll instead of humen #ADVANCEDlifehacks</div>
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<div class='text'>@DennysGrandSlam thank you for one of ur waiters referring to my T-Girl freind as "one of them gender people". taking my business elsewhere</div>
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<div class='text'>im not saying the release of my FF6 Nude Mod incrased obamas approval rating, but there's certainly a correlation that's difficult to ignore</div>
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<div class='text'>SO I WAS SAYING, IF IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO BAPTIZE HUMAN INFANTS, WHY NOT JEANS</div>
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<div class='text'>thte international space station is visible from earth at the following times: Nerd Time</div>
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<div class='text'>TRied to sell some cool EbaumsWorld Merch to Wallstreet Protesters, was told to "Fuck Off" by probable agent provocateur; Im Sad and Fearful</div>
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<div class='text'>kim karcdashian should have married me or my friend DigimonOtis instead because we're Nice. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage</div>
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<div class='text'>@iRespectGmail please read my boolk entitled "girl theory" for more insights on this troulbled gender, as well as pickup techinques & lament</div>
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<div class='text'>how is it even - possible, - to remain Muscled in this black world -<br /> - pain is god and im Her disciple. tron: legacy -</div>
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<div class='text'>muscle economy, muscles as currency, end the dollar, get ripped, get rich pumping weights, weatlh = body size, predicted by Blaise Pascal</div>
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<div class='text'>(1) hack myself into the principals computer (2) do a rude little dance (3) get beyblades Unbanned</div>
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<div class='text'>the next step in human evolution is to cover your body in Rage Face tattoos and point to them instead of displaying emotions the normal way</div>
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<div class='text'>ladies & gentlemen of BlizzCon, im ready now to unveil my spirit animal for 2012. *holds up picture of the family gu y dog, audience gasps*</div>
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<div class='text'>no you see, if you look closely at this drawing he put a face on the sun. clearly this child is autistic</div>
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<div class='text'>famous daves proud to announce confessional booths in every restaurant where you can go to atone for your bbq sins. fucking murder me</div>
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<div class='text'>@wheelyapple house speaker john boehner claim obama used infinite soul glitch at press summit. obama cooked the boo;ks</div>
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<div class='text'>Let The Rapist Do Football. Let The Rapist Teach The Kids To Run The Ball Good. He Good At His Job And The Rapist Should Be Aloud To Do It</div>
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<div class='text'>"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob</div>
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<div class='text'>i have been tasting my piss every day in order to develop an immunity to it. i am immune to piss. if you piss on me ill just laugh at you.</div>
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<div class='text'>@Battlefield man named "Garth_Turds" has bene following me to every map and yelling "hitler" . Claims hes a mod. Get rid of him</div>
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<div class='text'>@Battlefield can you please do something about abusive user "Garth_Turds". i fear your inaction is only allowing him to grow stronger</div>
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<div class='text'>@Battlefield user "Garth_Turds" jusr read my address online , except replacing the name of my town with "Toilet". my daughters are crying</div>
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<div class='text'>@Battlefield once again, user "Garth_Turds" is running amok on this server, reading off a list of religions and making fart sounds w/ mouth</div>
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<div class='text'>@Battlefield The longer we both draw out this "Garth_Turds" debacle, the more foolish the both of us look.</div>
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<div class='text'>#UseATwitterNameInASentence @chrisbrown punched his wife then took his shirt off in a television studio</div>
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<div class='text'>What The Fuck Is "Human Dignity" And Why Does It Have A Higher Metacritic Score Than "The Waterboy"</div>
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<div class='text'>any gay scientist out there who want to experiment with my dick. pour gay chems on it. inject stem cells into it. i dont care anymore</div>
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<div class='text'>@DeptofDefense The next AIDS you guys manufacture & distribute should target people who listen to Justin Bieber! Yuck! #JustForLaughs #Gags</div>
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<div class='text'>i have spent the past 14 years of my life crafting an intricate tale that evokes the mind and spirit. i am proud to bring you "Ghetto Sonic"</div>
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<div class='text'>@DogBountyHunter Theres a guy here who claims hes the real Dog, says the guy on tv is some filthy hippy;Is this the real or fake dog twitter</div>
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<div class='text'>@Lowenaffchen @dogbountyhunter woqw. respond to a helpful offer with disgusting, ignorant vitriol. lost a lot of respect for The Dog today</div>
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<div class='text'>served thanksgivng turkey wearing diaper to family ; my coming out as a Wearer -- one thing im NOT thankful for is rudeness and betrayal</div>
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<div class='text'>Super Mario Guy RPG - The cast of Family Guy meets Super Mario RPG as Peter Griffin does a "Let's Play" of the classic 1996 Nintendo Game.</div>
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<div class='text'>Yo Trolls: Maybe my jokes are bad because u create a hostile environment thatm akes me nervous. Maybe I piss my pants too. Maybe get a life</div>
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<div class='text'>shame on you for assuming I tattooed "Yes Yes Ya'll" on my newborn infant's head for a less than 100% justifiable reason</div>
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<div class='text'>indeed, i am Very Diapered right now, currently pairing a Pampers Cruiser with a quarter glass of Marcus Sinclair's Cape Cod November Ale</div>
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<div class='text'>my shitty Zumba Trainer thinks that letting people pay me to cry on webcam doesn't count as a real job. mods, help me diaperbomb his mansion</div>
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<div class='text'>Ur Honor, The Jury Is Obviously Biased Against Me Because Theiyre Mad., And They're Butt Hurt, And They Post On Different Forums Than I Do</div>
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<div class='text'>@Battlefield My requests are as follows: 1) Apology Letter From user "Garth_Turds" for hollering his mouth at me 2) Warn & Ban "Garth_Turds"</div>
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<div class='text'>@CBStweet IVE DISCOVERED ASPHYXIATING MYSELF NOT ONLY ENHANCES ORGASMS BUT ALSO THE INTENSITY AND FREQUENCY OF LAUGHS FROM UR COMEDY LINEUP</div>
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<div class='text'>scientists may be able to generate working organs from stem cells, but never in a million years will they manage to lick my gay boots clean.</div>
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<div class='text'>WORLDS BIGGEST TIRE CHANGE FUCK UP, THATS ME IN THE GUINNESS BOOK, THATS ME IN THE PICTURE, CHASING THE OUT OF CONTROL VEHICLE INTO THE ZOO</div>
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<div class='text'>got a LOT of horseshit today 4 trying to take my snail into city hall, dangling upsidedown from mayors chandelier til all this ugliness ends</div>
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<div class='text'>baths and showers are fucking stupid; here's what u do: get one of those big rotisserie ovens and roatate inside of it until you're dead</div>
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<div class='text'>@wutangsecret420 i wouldnt advise taking any liberties., your god damn pride is your key enemy</div>
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<div class='text'>when i found out she used the same widely popular online social media aggregator as me, i just knew mny soul was destined to Neg her</div>
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<div class='text'>#ConfusingThingsGirlsDo show virtually no interest in The Bible Code</div>
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<div class='text'>PLEASE at least look up "Event Horizon" on wikipedai before you chastise me for screaming it on 9./11</div>
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<div class='text'>well of course, in retrospect it would seem silly that i thought the dog in the tv was real, but in my defense the dog was very clever</div>
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<div class='text'>how many more wasps do i have to mash into my forehead before I gain their stinging abilit.y damn</div>
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<div class='text'>#ICanAdmit that whenever i catch a glimpse of my gruesome dick in a mirror i tumble into the nearest open sewer and get sick. itr's very sad</div>
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<div class='text'>@ContainerStore why don't you guys sell any diapers. Diapers are containers</div>
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<div class='text'>today, the mythbusters destroy the "myth" of american exceptionalism by heroically firing a cannonball through dublin, california</div>
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<div class='text'>i dumped an entire bottle of glitter into my diary for teen blindness, what hte fuck have you done lately</div>
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<div class='text'>@ElmersGlueCrew spent all night makig Lesbian Glitter Runes and wake up the next day and all the pages are stuck togehter, thanks retards</div>
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<div class='text'>the mythbusters hurl rocks at a sick dog, adam looks at the camera and says'" Oops" wihle jamie fucking shoots some guys house with a pistol</div>
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<div class='text'>BUSter implicated in cannonball terror plot, inanimate crash dummy tried for atrocious death crimes while Build Team flees the country</div>
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<div class='text'>court orders mythbusters to change their name to the Shamebusters. adam weeps while jamie comforts him and delivers the judge a stony glare</div>
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<div class='text'>i point to my new tat , "UNVACCINATED" written across my shoulder blades, the dudes nod their heads and line up for a round of high fives</div>
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<div class='text'>DOCTOR RIPS FAKE BLOOD APPARATUS FROM MY LEG DURING RED CROSS DONATION DRIVE, I HOOT AND HOLLER AND HOP INTO THE ESCAPE SEWER</div>
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<div class='text'>"being nude helps me ponder Life" - the wise nude #TheWiseNude</div>
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<div class='text'>ijust had a dream that there was a big hollywood conspiracy and"3D" was short for "3 Destructions" referring to the 3 buildng attacks on 911</div>
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<div class='text'>so i went around to all the offices adjacent to wtc and tried 2 find witnesses but ended up in a rooftop pool geting groped by some hot lady</div>
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<div class='text'>wikiHow: Home » Categories » Philosophy & Religion » Paranormal Beliefs » Ghosts - how to revive princess diana and secure the blood throne</div>
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<div class='text'>AS A TRANSHUMAN, I DON'T WEAR SHIRTS BECAUS**DRives diamond-studded PT Cruiser directly into great pacific garbage patch; never seen again*</div>
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<div class='text'>the barbecue shaman liberally applies a garlic &herb dry rub to his dick and ass - in order to prepare himself for the barbecue perils ahead</div>
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<div class='text'>do u, sir, take this cardboard cutout of 90s era David Spade to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and 2 hold, in sickness and in health,</div>
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<div class='text'>wasup babe., im a normal person. *walks on down to next girl* Wassup babe, im a normel person . *moseys over to another lady* wasup babe, im</div>
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<div class='text'>so the wisdom i gained in exile with the barbecue shaman on the peak of Mt. DryRub is apparently non-transferable to Yale. sad and upset</div>
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<div class='text'>no. the marine chant has always been "Oprah", not "oorah". you've just been mishearing it this entire time. "oorah" isn't even a word</div>
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<div class='text'>as a twitter power user, I am MORE than qualified to assuage any of your questions/concerns/aches/pains with sexuel Contact.</div>
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<div class='text'>petition to move "6teen" to CN's [adult swim] block, because me & my friends love it, want to be taken seriously, and are like 60 years old</div>
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<div class='text'>the soldiers crafted armor out of the covers of outdated guinness world record books, to bedazzle and confound their opponents</div>
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<div class='text'>the next perspn caught posting anymore lewd comments regarding the green lady M&M to my home & garden web book will be reported to the FBI.</div>
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<div class='text'>hollering man still causing mischief at supercuts. theyll never attempt to turn your dog into a cat just by giving it a haircut, get over it</div>
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<div class='text'>teens using planetary alignment to get high, we now turn to our resident Teen Expert, now trying to get a light bulb to stick into his beard</div>
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<div class='text'>Wiki-d'oh! Julian Assange guest stars on The Simpsons to dig up the dirt on Mr. Burns; Scheduled to be aired in 2014 #PainfulToReadSentences</div>
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<div class='text'>the horny ranter clenches his fist in triumph, having been notified that his youtube account has been upgraded to accommodate 15 minute vids</div>
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<div class='text'>you have the right to remain Diapered. anything you shit can and will be held against you in a quart of piss</div>
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<div class='text'>i have it on good authority that kim jong il jacked off shortly before dying. this devastating fact makes the pain of losing him even worse</div>
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<div class='text'>kim jong il's final load will be launched into outer space where it will probably collide with majel barrett's ashes and create a big baby</div>
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<div class='text'>this one time-- me, DigimonOtis, and EpicWayne tried to open up a barbershop together, but the plan fell through due to my fear of hair</div>
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<div class='text'>fake people are ignorant. dead people are fake. ignorant people are fake. dead people are ignorant people. .fake people are dead #RealTalk</div>
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<div class='text'>never subject yourself to the humiliation of using a public spittoon again- simply spit into your diaper, and USER HAS BEEN BANNED FROM TWIT</div>
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<div class='text'>no. i dont care where you hold the "2012 Incest Olympics" but its not gonna be on my roof</div>
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<div class='text'>every year, a figure dressed in black leaves three crispy strips & a bottle of mtn dew at the kfc man's grave then disappears into the night</div>
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<div class='text'>yeah call the fuckin coppers and ill explain it clearly to them, ill tell them its ok to shit in my guinea pig hutch because they do it too</div>
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<div class='text'>STICKS WET HAND INTO HUGE GNC PROTEIN POWDER BOTTLE AND LICKS IT CLEAN, TRIES TO CLIMB ONTO DISPLAY MATTRESS AT SEARS, APPREHENDED BY CRAIG</div>
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<div class='text'>i touch a glowing qur'an and turn into 100 lions #suitswag</div>
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<div class='text'>@Gamestop one of your guys tried to give me a bible and said it was the "ultimate strategy guide" with my purchase of petz fantasy 3d. awful</div>
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<div class='text'>"brevity is the soul of SHIT" - the shit man</div>
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<div class='text'>please dont call me "Cunt_Smoker" anymore. im a 37 year old father of two daughters and have since chosen a more appropriate user handle</div>
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<div class='text'>a look of pure disappointment washes over Jack Cafferty's face. "sandusky's cock..." Wolf Blitzer shakes his head. "sandusky's cock..."</div>
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<div class='text'>xmas hual 2011: can of paste, novel based on "little fockers", Oprah Crystals, fucken mmeat ball sandwich, a fuckin $2.50 slice-a pound cake</div>
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<div class='text'>movies that portray Dragons in a positive light are marked with a gold marble, while movies racist against Dragons are given a frowning Ass.</div>
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<div class='text'>the sculptor wipes his brow & steps back to gaze upon his creation, the words "Gonzo Jeans" rendered in marble. he drops to his knees & sobs</div>
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<div class='text'>THE TIME IS NOW: write ur senators and tell them that youre too much of a coolguy to get all huffy about the sofa bill or whatever</div>
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<div class='text'>I've Provided The Users Of This Geode Collector's Forum With Tasteful Upskirts For 17 Years. Don't Like It? Then Log Me Out, Bastard.</div>
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<div class='text'>which programming language should I learn if I want to transform myself into an enormous 3d wireframe head that spits out flashing cubes</div>
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<div class='text'>pussy log 12.29.11: justin unscrewed the knob from the door to the ladies' room and now the club boys all take turns cradling it</div>
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<div class='text'>once again, dick clark's diaper drops miserably around his ankles precisely at the stroke of midnight, signifying a grim year to come #2012</div>
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<div class='text'>@chrisbrown let's hope 2012 can keep its Fucking Mouth Shut #TeamBreezy #bruises #agony</div>
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<div class='text'>for each day that http://t.co/cNOZGYW7 does not return the Frames Version of their website I will go to Petsmart and kill one beautiful bird</div>
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<div class='text'>little known fact- "petsmart" is actually a portmanteau of "Dog Store"</div>
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<div class='text'>well; the Trolls have discovered my one weakness; shaking big plastic bags at me until i piss myself, & frankl;y 2012 looks to be a bad year</div>
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<div class='text'>http://t.co/QV7adxO1 Im Starting A Blog For Disabled People Calle d 3DWorldz ANd U Can Create "Worldz" & "Tars" And Sell Them 2 Businessmen,</div>
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<div class='text'>sometimes i have dreams that @DogBountyHunter & I are hanging out shooting the shit then a criminal shoots him & i breastfeed him as he dies</div>
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<div class='text'>can anyone confirm whether or not the entire central NJ region smells like bad breath today because I think it does</div>
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<div class='text'>i know its a funny joke that NJ smells awful all the time but ill be damned if I didnt leave the house and detect the odor of unwashed mouth</div>
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<div class='text'>having a HELL of a time updating the names on all my personal & business records to Jeep Grand CheroKeith isntead of keith</div>
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<div class='text'>a father says to his 3 sons, "i love you all but I must fulfill my destiny as the Wind. goodbye" then he turns into the wind as his sons cry</div>
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<div class='text'>a team of Social Media Gurus wrestle over the Dos and Donts of Brand Identity Tweeting in a dumpster at the bottom of the ocean</div>
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<div class='text'>@drsleaze call me a piece of Shit so i can finally die</div>
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<div class='text'>to the coward fraud who claimed my username: it is you who deserves to be plagued by this baneful "2". Posted by CrotchLordMiami2 at 3:36 am</div>
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<div class='text'>@Bro_Pair once again the trolls are at fault. theyve ruined the best night of our lives with their filthy shit. im ready to throw up.</div>
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<div class='text'>seeking a fellow High-Functioning Brony to crawl underneath the tarp i live in and help me de-wax my ears. suit and tie required.</div>
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<div class='text'>see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office</div>
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<div class='text'>mcgruff the crime dogs Crime Tip #888853: if a criminal makes you play a game of darts to save a hostage's life throw the darts at his Dick</div>
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<div class='text'>#mcgruff Tip #39: dont literally take a bite out of crime. its an intangible concept used to classify human behavior & its absolutely filthy</div>
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<div class='text'>@zu_handen i left the cam on long enough to prove i wasnt fat, spammed thte chatroom with B-List Material and left unceremoniously . diapers</div>
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<div class='text'>@DogBountyHunter me & martin luther king stand with tucker's girlfriend and all diaper wearers. shame on you #dogthebountyhunter</div>
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<div class='text'>Who to follow -<br />Justin Bieber @justinbieber <br />Followed by Duane Dog Chapman</div>
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<div class='text'>RT @HolySka1991: @dril Only The English Version Of Wikipedia Is Blackout. The Rest Are OK</div>
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<div class='text'>didnt r. lee ermey provide his voice for a diaper commercial sometime in the 90s . im pretty sure he did but I cant find proof it exists</div>
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<div class='text'>CONTEST : If U Find The Fabled R. Lee Ermey Diaper Commercial I Will Send Some Thing Cool To Ur House</div>
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<div class='text'>@drsleaze yes. it was in very ppoor taste. and crudely filmed as well. go too hell, troll.</div>
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<div class='text'>Tha;ts a clump of hair, you fucking idiot. Did you really think that was a fossil ? If you show that to the museum guy he'll get mad at you</div>
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