From 427e6aa0bd4509f09ac4be4285d58a0784231d35 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: embr Date: Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:41:38 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] update 2022-11-04 --- dril | 1633 ++++++ dril.dat | Bin 28360 -> 30476 bytes dril.html | 15910 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- 3 files changed, 17542 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/dril b/dril index 34ea5cf..2e96726 100644 --- a/dril +++ b/dril @@ -21895,3 +21895,1636 @@ Donald Powers The Drumpf who Sucked Me Donald Powers The Drumpf who Sucked Me -- dril % +Oh im losing followers just for expressing an Opinion to someone who may or may not be a professional dog killer. Nice society you got here, + -- dril +% +when you Mock the brand— your putting a Knife in the back of every depressed person who chose not to commit suicide because of Disney IP`s . + -- dril +% +the "SCAM ME" challennge.. if you can scam me you can keep all the money you scammed of me. but if you fail you have to send me 1 Nude image + -- dril +% +today i saluted the afghanistan vet who lives on my floor and said "Suck My Dick Sir! Mission Failed" then went home and dead lifted 300lbs + -- dril +% +please check out my piece in TIME magazine "Why i sold my dog at a carnival for $30 and Why it matters" the worst article ever written + -- dril +% +they should clal it the "stimulus cheek" because it can kiss my fuckin ass cheek + -- dril +% +some of mother fuckers think to win the Dumb Ass award is a GOOD thing! + -- dril +% +there should be ICU beds only for geniusses and if your iq is less than 120 they eject you from the window at fucking 200mph + -- dril +% +"Free Guy" Has An Absolutely Bonkers Marvel Cinematic Universe Cameo — Here's How They Pulled It Off + -- dril +% +Im the guy who asked them to remove Sex from only fans!!! I thought It would be nice!!! I didnt know it woiuld make people mad!!! Im sorry!! + -- dril +% +" Seems to me in this country, we eat Fake food, meet Fake people, buy Fake clothes... and have Real problems. "- Winston churchhill + -- dril +% +"TORTURED ACCOUNT" + -- dril +% +can some one get me in touch with the user named "Clit Goon" . he said he could give me a bunch of cardboard boxes 6 years ago + -- dril +% +"Clit Goon" is actively trying to avoid me, when I`ve stated repeatedly; if he comes forward with a genuine apology- I will not pursue him. + -- dril +% +It seems "Clit Goon" is commanding his subordinates to tell me hes dead of COVID19 now. Funny, considering he logged into steam 4 hours ago. + -- dril +% +people are telling me to stop posting abot this. theyre saying im doing a Psy Op?? buddy if any one's doing a psy op its "Clit Goon" + -- dril +% +girls if ya man be Posting under the user name of "Clit Goon" do NOT FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!EVER + -- dril +% +(seeing a nude woman) Wow looks like im on the weird side of you tybe again + -- dril +% +ill kick any ones ass who is a "BOOMER" + -- dril +% +they brought back covid 19 because you were all being such little shits to me + -- dril +% +i guess i will change my name to "Mr Go Fuck Myself " huh?? Since all you sons of bitchs obviously think it would be good, if i did that + -- dril +% +Ive gotten over 6 dms from various beautiful women begging me not to change my name to "Mr Go Fuck Myself". But its not enough. I will do it + -- dril +% +if i dont get into Heaven ill just use the rainbow bridge that dogs use. and ill push as many animals off the bridge as i can in the process + -- dril +% +O girl!!! You got that NSFW Pussy ! Your shit will get my ass FIRED !! From my JOB + -- dril +% +boomer: ih ope they add a new Gun to fortnite +me: i hope my penis mutates into a wolfs penis with extendable ridges so i can jack off easier + -- dril +% +i wish i had the motorcycle from tron so i ccoud drive home to my house and fuck the plastic bag i stole from good will + -- dril +% +many of my posting rivals have been known to artificially pump up their metrics using irish accounting and Gay casino tricks. dont be fooled + -- dril +% +you post "nustard" by mistake one time &people call you "nustard man" until u freak out & drive your car thru a hospital like blues brothers + -- dril +% +they added a new type of corn row to miitopia — heres 10 reasons why thats good and 8 reasons its bad + -- dril +% +ill wipe the floor with your ass and wipe my ass with your ass and wipe my nuts with my ass and get floor poisoning + -- dril +% +driving your car through my fence and bbreaking all my potted plants with a hammer and kidnapping my dog is little dick energy + -- dril +% +rate my dogs dick dot com + -- dril +% +we are starting to live in a world where a man cant sell 200 containers of WBP ( White Boy Piss) withtout having to sign some kind of paper + -- dril +% +my posts are on Lock Down until the benghazi crime situation is resolved . do not look at my page + -- dril +% +"i hereby validate all of mental health" +- DiaperPoster007 + -- dril +% +This post gave me the courage to break into my neighbors garage and try to steal some shit. Thank you + -- dril +% +i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting + -- dril +% +its 4am sunday morning here uin beautiful hollywood california and i got a tab open on here called "Barney FAQ" + -- dril +% +9/11 and all the micro-9/11s imposed upon me by my emplyoer every day is all rolled up in, and majorly a part of, Crisis of Boys + -- dril +% +"Wake up and smell the key board ." - Son_Of_A_Bitch_Killer + -- dril +% +getting absolutely cock suckered by theat shit that made humpty dumpty fall off + -- dril +% +accidentally bought the mouth wash that's formulated for "Sucking dick" at cvs and it's actually really good + -- dril +% +sunnyDayKitten98: just noticed you posted "Ted Lesbo" on the time lione. Is everything ok? +ME: Go away. I dont want you to see me like this. + -- dril +% +6304 saw a goblin +81206 saw a big foot +9511 saw a cryptid ( dog version) +71515 saw a "raggedy ann" +72116 saw a man with very fast eyes + -- dril +% +1000% of followers will rather click on a penis than a literature book + -- dril +% +enjoying a glass of dolby surround sound flavored wine. + -- dril +% +adult baby diaper driver + -- dril +% +its time to stigmatize the Ass + -- dril +% +everything thats a reference to something sucks fucking Dick. all quotes are shit + -- dril +% +if u followed me back 8 yrs ago things wouldve turned out differently. I would not have been forced to expose you as a "White noise" poster. + -- dril +% +just grabbed my ankles and rolled backwards ontop of my neck and took an enormous shit in my bed while my dogs barked at me #introvertWin + -- dril +% +my new bullshit is getting really mad everytime theres a new ios update and they still haven't added hobo code emojis + -- dril +% +starting "project Dog dick" the NFTs of the future. send me $20 and i email you a dogs dick pic with special Dog Dick Number (Dont lose it) + -- dril +% +whats that? if you send me $40 i will send a big picture of a dogs dick instead of a normal sized one. @elonmusk re blog this sir #important + -- dril +% +who cares who the next james bond is. theyre all Lucifer + -- dril +% +bill mahrer should go off on guys who poop their pants + -- dril +% +(looking at wtc memorial) this is mood ass + -- dril +% +nobody gives a SHIT about ANYBODY!!! if a train obliterated my entire house nobody would even call 911! It's that fucked! It's that fucked! + -- dril +% +When I can't log into my Microsoft account, to access the additional features offered by Windows 10, i get stupid. i go fucking insane + -- dril +% +(makingh the bitter beer face) ohh girl this pussy tastes fucking Normal + -- dril +% +if my followers want me to become a guy who says shit like "tarnation" aand "Dag nabbit" i will do it. i will please them at any cost + -- dril +% +plotting various ways of dmming my girl followers some truly bizarre pseudosexual shit that they can't even get mad at + -- dril +% +im bringing back the "bean dog" shit, but . Ok hear me out. its nft now + -- dril +% +i would like to apologize again to the Girls, this time for telling some of them that i have a green dick. i thought it made me sound Exotic + -- dril +% +i sure hope dthe solar flare doesnt cause my camera roll to empty out 200 pictures of my penis onto the time line again + -- dril +% +Im glad we can discuss the news and the headlines of the day and have fun while doing it also. + -- dril +% +changing my display name to "Follower killer", my bio to "Fucked", and my avatar to a set of cross hairs with the word "Me" in the center + -- dril +% +if any one needs help making bat man or super man or any of those guys viral i will do it for $1000 + -- dril +% +the most wild thing you can say when walking into a restaurant or a kitchen "it smells like fuckin food in here" + -- dril +% +Q: How goes it, Mr 007. +BOND: mission accoomplished, i have electrocuted The Bitch. now give me my money before i start knocking shit around + -- dril +% +all the good shit got cut from my stand up special... now its just me talking about how i cant cum without using steriods for 40 minutes + -- dril +% +im Sucking 1000 + -- dril +% +my 600 lb sucked off life + -- dril +% +your post is so good man. it .must have cost $1000 to make it + -- dril +% +enjoying watching a filmed video, of my illuminating debate with HitlerSkeptic , now available on Ouya + -- dril +% +my friend spyroquagmire called me today. said he's trying to start a "weed NASA" + -- dril +% +(musing , atop a tree stump) O! beer is like wine , + -- dril +% +my friends face when he asks if i know any hollywood celebs & i drop a 40page document PROVING that merv griffin tried to break into my home + -- dril +% +(in this tweet i am pissed off at the "Toilet Duck" brand) Toilet fuck + -- dril +% +privately and discreetly asking any and all girls in my life if they have any questions about upgrading to Windows 11 + -- dril +% +i will not post on this fucking website again until they add a filter which deletes every reply to my posts that isn't "yes SIR" + -- dril +% +im an extremist judge... and i Vote + -- dril +% +in 2090 i will get all my essential nutrients from cyber heroin and swallow big silicone eggs to simulate the process of taking a Bio-Shit + -- dril +% +banks should have special money they give to the robbers where george washington is cross-eyed or has a hitler moustache or some such shit . + -- dril +% +give me the bloe checkmark!! or ill eat shit on CAMERA! + -- dril +% +number one— in february of '14 the woke mob called me "Gay" for defending my wifes decision to wear a hula skirt. ive since busted this myth + -- dril +% +number two— the Flintstones have always been, and have never not been, a Black african american family. Just look at literally 1 gene record + -- dril +% +number three— Ive reversed my decision to turn down the Nobel Prize for my posts & will be writing an article in THe Daily Pussy, about this + -- dril +% +i may have disagreed with his politics, but i believe Brian Laudries bones deserve a PROPER burial! Who's with me!! who the FUCK is with me + -- dril +% +just read in the news a demon exploded + -- dril +% +i have ended porno + -- dril +% +.@chasebank youve fucked my millionaire points clubs rewards and murdered my ass dead in the water now your life of fraud is exposed to all + -- dril +% +.@carrabbas holes on salt shaker too small disrespectufl to customer and very much a cheat + -- dril +% +clicking onto the reddit comment section of a picture of a clowns penis and upvoting 400 different opinions about whether its satire or not + -- dril +% +AWESOME father to 5 loud, dumb ass Birds // HVAC Lives Matter // Your Marine Is My Son // i brake for Green Pussy // My Other Car Is A Gun + -- dril +% +my dick and ass hole are low key sticking out of my shorts + -- dril +% +all hospitals should have a masturbation ward where you can just go to "let one loose" even if you're not sick + -- dril +% +that man you see ,screaming at a woman on the train? Earlier that day, a trusted follower called him "White Urkel". Think before you judge. + -- dril +% +- piss gback better +- shit back better +i will come up with more soon + -- dril +% +feed your dog with this one insane pringles hack + -- dril +% +need to raise uhhhh $140000 so i can get my daughter Lyvelaughlove in to the army at age 14 + -- dril +% +going to start saying shit to girls like "the drew carey show is like dilbert on Hash" until i get my honorary degree from Harvard revoked + -- dril +% +gaming is much like CHess.... + -- dril +% +absolutely do not sleep on my breakout role in "Gods Not Dead 3: God Dies" as the Soy Faced money changer + -- dril +% +me and thr boys taking massive amounts of heroin behind macaroni grill saying shit like "Uh yeah That just happened " every time we shoot up + -- dril +% +if you follow my account you are protected from demons. you are protected from all x-files + -- dril +% +i am here. and this is my Body. #theBodyNudeProject #cock #Nuts + -- dril +% +#WhoKilledVerneTroyer + -- dril +% +Piss is valid. Jacking off is not valid. Shitting your pants is NOT valid. MEntal Health is valid. Looking at the computer is valid, & so on + -- dril +% +"and the lord said Gambling is fucked" unfollow me if you are a gambler + -- dril +% +if you think astro world is good your fairly actually a piece of shit, and an over all big league FUCK HEAD! + -- dril +% +im probably the most difficult person alive to trick into showing mny penis to you. it absolutely almost never happens + -- dril +% +mr deeds from the movie mr deeds is a real man and he is also q anan + -- dril +% +Im sorry it has to be said but if you have a small penis that means you were a devil in your past life and you need to unfollow me right now + -- dril +% +me, DogshitSora and Japanese_Mario are going on a Sex strike until all female scammers on this site are dealt with. We are sick of this shit + -- dril +% +saw a centaur out side of aldi today + -- dril +% +mr fauci im placing you under arrest in the court of law + -- dril +% +i can be a friend of you. but piss me off and i + will become your Enemy. The Art of War + -- dril +% +every girl on ther fucking planet has the exact same voice as each other that i like to call "girl voice" + -- dril +% +im being pelted with spit balls im being thrown things at + -- dril +% +id be easily bilked into signing up for a tgifridays credit card if the waitress offered it. furthermore id get stains all over the contract + -- dril +% +trying to convince my dying son to ask the make of wish foundation for a credit card with 0% APR + -- dril +% +young sheldon may be the grandson of a war criminal but the real controversy is that home alone invented soy face in 1990 + -- dril +% +post "AMEN" or youre fucking stupid + -- dril +% +god promised me in a dream that if joe biden & kamala harris get married they will adopt me as their boy. I watch them on the news every day + -- dril +% +im haunched over, hunkered down and duncepilled like an Arthritic dog being sent to the shoe factory & i get less Ass than the bumblebee man + -- dril +% +seems weve all forgotten i won the official "Fuck the noid" contest and have still not fucked the noid or received an equivalent cash prize. + -- dril +% +when peoplle make sexual comments when i post my feet and ask if i have covid toes or not...... You Fail BITCH ! + -- dril +% +( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers + -- dril +% +my new stant up special whats the name of it + -- dril +% +WHo else thinks that, without JACK at the helm, this site is going to start Sucking FUCKING DICK!!! + -- dril +% +im on the news truly pissed that ghislaine is not allowed access to her mahogany davenport from which to handle various sorts of paperwork + -- dril +% +you wanna waste my time? you wanna piss me up? you want to pull my nuts? my balls? You want to-huh? Whats that? You wanna slut my ass around + -- dril +% +when i said jacking off is the Woke version of having sex every one agreed with me and i was given $800 by jason Bourne + -- dril +% +society has shown its ass once again + -- dril +% +theyre telling me i got the new covid variant "Vaccine melter" so i apologize to all women whose Pussy ive deftly & expertly eaten recently. + -- dril +% +IMPORTANT: Marvel Universe breaking New Ground By Introducing World's First "Mentally Ill" Supervillain + -- dril +% +The other day , a longtime follower asked to see my penis. +I stood Firm and said "No. I will not show my penis to a Shit like you." + -- dril +% +In the past, I have fallen for this trick over 100 times. I've suffered professionally and mentally as a result. Their tactics are ruthless. + -- dril +% +They sweet talk you. They promise to sell your penis as an NFT to a wandering merchant and split the profits. I have not received this money + -- dril +% +When they obtain the pic it's game over. They can black mail you into saying the N-Word. They can print it out and suck on it like a dildo. + -- dril +% +The temptation to send your penis is something that plagues us all. It's not "Gay" to resist it. This is the true test of a Content Creator. + -- dril +% +(said within ear shot of girls) yeah so like i was saying me and the boys are laughing AT the bitter beer face commerciasls. not WITH them + -- dril +% +every one here has become too cynical and full of their own ass. its like none of you are even trying to help Jussie + -- dril +% +i respect installing $40000 of mods into a pit bull to make him look like Frankenstein but changing his name to "btk killer" is too much. + -- dril +% +im thinking the next big industry is dog humanization services. surgery to make dogs look like a man, stand upright, etc. its what they want + -- dril +% +(photoshop of a bird shitting in a mans mouth ) +GUY: THis is what society has become +GUY 2: I can feel myself becoming radicalized from this + -- dril +% +Men - +It is never too early to wish all fo the women in your life a happy Valentines day . +Ladys- +Im sending you pleasure waves at this time + -- dril +% +today my 4 year old son thanked me, for my work in engineering Fostered dialogue's between my White and Black folloers, as well as Asianic. + -- dril +% +Your replies have been simply Fire. Love the energy but please do keep any talk of boiling me alive to a minimum as that is against the law + -- dril +% +the sticker on the back of my dodge stratus says it all... if you drive Cozy Coupe , FUCK OFF ! + -- dril +% +i invent the first porno NFT and i get an ass kicking . i try to do something nice and my followres attack me like a dog + -- dril +% +were done trying to rescue Small Business. my show will be called Restaurant Fucker, ill go to the worst places on earth & knock shit around + -- dril +% +just remembered the tweet i did of corb cob after seeing a picture of it for the 10000th time. Wow thats so funny + -- dril +% +click my like button if oyure the 10% of teens generation who think twerking is Foolish + -- dril +% +lets "BUTT FUCK" covid + Signed , +The @ Dril Social Media Response Team + -- dril +% +OOUUHH youd love for me to give my self a kidney stone on purpose , wouldn't you!! you dirty mother fuckers Oouuhhhh!! + -- dril +% +this page is the "No Ratio Zone" Ya got that Dick head? + -- dril +% +who ever invents all the nursery rhymes (hollywood? government?) needs to write one that doenst suck fucking my balls + -- dril +% +"DUHH DUDHHH DUHH" thats what you sound like when you sing twinkle twinkle little star or any crap like that. Its not real music + -- dril +% +if you get omicron variant and win the darwin award i will kick the ass of you. i will put you on the doushe bag list. + -- dril +% +my fellow men it seems are more interested in getting their dicked sucked , than fostering a network of Gratitude for the voices of bodys. + -- dril +% +looking at my metrics & noticing a decrease in followers after retweeting the "Condom king" acct 4 times in a row. fuck you all. Fake people + -- dril +% +(shrieking at phone) what do u mean my motehr fucking ken bone NFT is "GONE"? this is IMPOSSIBLE!! i need it to access the MetGala Beer ROom + -- dril +% +lord help me im aobut to ratio this bitch + -- dril +% +next year ill try harder to be the guy who posts shit like "Fucking 2022 Poop Hell" every time a celeb perishes in a small aircraft disaster + -- dril +% +each follower on here is like a gun pointed at your head 24/7 . Thats what only a mere fraction of my Fucking pain is + -- dril +% +im sorry but if you say something to me like "oh im jacking off right now its good" or "i respect Peepee" you automatically lose the debate + -- dril +% +i have never touched a single piece of cum + -- dril +% +i think my neighbor might be a gamer?? hes always yelling shit like "Oh Of Course He Fucking Shot Me. Of Course I Just Get Instantly Fucked" + -- dril +% +when a drama liker tries to talk to me about Whatever bull shit and i will just simply say "Uh!" #insipid + -- dril +% +Bloomberg Opinion has cleansed the earth with Absolute Fire once again! " this is Brouh Moment to me!! " + -- dril +% +MKOprah + -- dril +% +"thanks for having a look at my fucking posts..." - the Chaotic man + -- dril +% +ladys dont send me nudes... send me nudes of your therapist. so i can "Bust" + -- dril +% +going to eat too much refined carbohydrates and turn my dick stupid + -- dril +% +my followers love watching me vomit all over my $4000 gaming setup like a Whore + -- dril +% +Masturbatorkiller vs. DaddyMilker. do not miss this Debate. + -- dril +% +wfie chasing me with rolling pin because i changed my display name to "black Wolf" and put the Poly flag in there + -- dril +% +i think all commercials should beg me to "try not to cum" and not just the ones on porno sites + -- dril +% +"im a karen who speaks to the manager too much" +if you say this FUCK YOU !!! + -- dril +% +The Scholar`s Guild— The latest Posting Brand from influencer @Dril. It is a direct response to Liar Culture & the advent of Female Tyranny. + -- dril +% +By engaging with my Troll bait ,you hav e fallen directly into my ass. Good evening + -- dril +% +yes i got smacked by ball lightning in the bathtub and now im connected to ghosts. yes i have Tantric sex with astral women +rogan: Holy shit + -- dril +% +going hannibal lectore style analysis on this bastards posts. Hah. you make it too easy; i get paid to fuck clowns like you + -- dril +% +thank you for liking my Wordle. + -- dril +% +when you say some shit like "Isis is good" on martin luther king day, i want the pain i feel from reading that, to be the pain inside of you + -- dril +% +you all think youre all being "PLAYAS" !!! you think your doing swag to me. But, you are simply just pissing me off ... + -- dril +% +if a gorggeous woman made a sexual comment about my perfectly toned body i would put her in a head lock. post "Thats Right" if you agree + -- dril +% +omicron? omi gettin out of here #GotThierAss + -- dril +% +attn all my fellow high profile Hollywood guys—please checkout my friend "@CelebKiller" look at his scripts, get him in the movies Thank you + -- dril +% +not rewarding certain brands for their BS w/ free advertising, but id just like to say that all candy mascots are canonically the White man. + -- dril +% +geetting absolutely goated off that pig leaf like a Cartoon + -- dril +% +im the most murdered victim on earth + -- dril +% +receieved "DOG`s CURSE"... +"The Poster Will Transform Into A Dog Unless Ten Beautiful Women Apologize To Him" +It'll never happen! Im Fucked! + -- dril +% +many are asking me about "hamburger 2.0" . I will say more of it in due time. + -- dril +% +girl let me tell you i dont normally send sexual messages on here. but you look like the" juggys" from the man show + -- dril +% +ealier today i posted a sexually charged comment to my page. I apologize. i dont know why i do this. I suppose im simply destined to FUCK UP + -- dril +% +filling the entire toilet bowl with piss some how + -- dril +% +just shaking my head while the piss comes out. This is so vapid + -- dril +% +Frowning + -- dril +% +hbo euphoira tricked my two year old into getting blasted on Brown heroin. thank you for bothering me outside of grocery stores @dare + -- dril +% +if the mask from "the mask" was real it would be on the news. + -- dril +% +THINKING ABOUT "WHAT'S FOR LUNCH" !!!!!!!!!!! + -- dril +% +BOND: I want enough napalm to blow the shit out of a man's ass +Q: No.. that's too much +BOND: Do as I say + -- dril +% +when you reply to a womans selfy with a picture of invader zim saying "Epic Need" it never fails. i have cheated on my wife over 400 times + -- dril +% +slow transitioning my brand name to "Mr.Simplygood" over the couse of years 2022-2026. do not freak out + -- dril +% +instagram will not stop suggesting i follow my friends moms so if i become any of you guys new Dad im sorry + -- dril +% +closing my onlyfans after doing all possible combos of pics (penis, balls, penis lifted up to expose balls, and Ass, Spread ass, and Mouth.) + -- dril +% +"What if we all took a page from You Tube, and removed the dislike bar, of real life. " - The Wanderer (Me) + -- dril +% +my heart goes out to people waking up from comas today & not believing the date actually is the number 2 repeated an insane amount of times + -- dril +% +if youre a groundhog assassin, hunter or whatever, please dont kill any groundhogs or talk about killing groundhogs today. this is Their day + -- dril +% +asking the armed forces recruiter at the mall if he ever cut a man in half + -- dril +% +might pull some strings and get a paywalled article put in the "whats happening" sidebar about my Horny Status, for 10000000 people to see + -- dril +% +just did my 1000 jumps at the jumping gym. i could tear a mans fucking head off, with my leg + -- dril +% +comedy is more important than ever. thats why all my single lady followers shoud move into my house & kiss me on the mouth—It would be funny + -- dril +% +if the flow of Nuanced takes regarding pod casts, the baneful N-Word, etc, shall ever cease, ill scream like i got injected w/ an air bubble + -- dril +% +what would you do if i unlocked 100% of my true brain? Nothing. you would be fucked + -- dril +% +metal gear eric called me at 2 am last night to tell me he just envisioned a strain of marijuana called "Racism Ender" + -- dril +% +the year is 2043, men have gotten too much therapy and are now Masters of Deceit, using their supernatural mental health to get insane head + -- dril +% +I want to become the White Martin Luther King of Mental Health. ANd I want to get rich doing it, but without losing my "Edge" or selling out + -- dril +% +(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the Addams family is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Leftist + -- dril +% +say it isnt so....... +some of my followers think being a "KAREN" , +is actually GOOD !!!!! + -- dril +% +if you dm me some dog shit business offer and dont immediately offer me a $10000+ Apology fee youre fucked more than anything ever + -- dril +% +if i was a rich guy who had to try to convince a bunch of people that dog shit tastes good i would absolutely buy a super bowl ad + -- dril +% +if the mafia was going to kill me unless i made a super bowl commercial saying "i love dog shit" i would create so many jobs + -- dril +% +super bowl? the ony bowl you fucking slobs have any right to talk about is the dog bowl, which is where you all eat most of your food out of + -- dril +% +Oh yes he really said that shit . + -- dril +% +whatever bitch told me the stock market is closed on valentinees day owes me $100000 + -- dril +% +wow some celeb freaked out and wore a weird shirt again, that's crazy. did you hear a guy from the computer went to jail for fucking his mom + -- dril +% +new bat man villain "the dunce" just a guy in a dunce cap who says hes sorry a lot while bat man knocks the crap out of him + -- dril +% +just generated the N-word inside of my brain in 3D, spun it around in circles, and exploded it #DrilThankYou + -- dril +% +does any one know any barbers in the Hollywood burbank area who specialize in "White boy's Hair" + -- dril +% +ass challenge : lay face down on your bed and try to kick your self in the ass. i was able to tdo this + -- dril +% +only 1% of my followers can do this. Pathetic! fuck you, go do your wordles + -- dril +% +MEN would rather say shit like "Skip to my Lou" than chant a single Healing Mantra. Not me though + -- dril +% +if you cancel me "your stupid" + -- dril +% +Am i a" HO"? +Do i slut my self out? Am I Slutted out? + -- dril +% +like this if you think putin needs to go watch the NEWS! + -- dril +% +i will delete this if he wins + -- dril +% +they should make a wiki feet for peoples lunch pics + -- dril +% +imagine if elon Trolled you by sending you a dog saying "Well isnt that special"or some shit. youd get more ptsd than every veteran combined + -- dril +% +if i had $1000000, or even $100000, i'd marry a woman with a completely unfuckable, solid gold Pussy. and i would look at it and say "Wow" + -- dril +% +my ass looks like a NUMB SKULL's ass + -- dril +% +thgere should be a side quest in elden ring where you dm a bunch of guys gfs "Im sorry he cares more about his Fucking Stupid game than you" + -- dril +% +rickgamecube insists that its good when the pussy is Dry, because your dick is cleaner afterwards. he compares it to taking a shit + -- dril +% +rickgamrcube will have sex 1 time in his life. at the age of 58 he will hire a prostitute after being diagnosed with a terminal illness. + -- dril +% +we'd pour hot wax into the assholes of new marines yelling "Welcome to the CORPS!" cant do that anymore. this nation used to build railroads + -- dril +% +OK can i just say fucking this??? the motherf ucking ww3 zombie apocalpse was NOT on my 2022 bingo card. #DarkHumour #myHeartGoesOut + -- dril +% +sushi place i get my Specialty Rolls from apparently thinks its ok to just fill the takeout box with tempura crumbs. dirty & unprofessional + -- dril +% +"it is fine to reuse condoms once or twice if youre just using them to jack off" Can I get an RT !! + -- dril +% +cum is so stupid. when i look at it i dry heave and cry for help + -- dril +% +my hate'rs trying to turn me GAY! + -- dril +% +oh, look, people are posting more wiseguy shit while the adults in the room are trying to make the gas prices lower. Perfect + -- dril +% +ive just dipped every boxcutter in my house into a mug of real life brown recluse venom. Now's not the time to get stupid with my ass + -- dril +% +due to fan complaints theyre making the Simpsons normal colored in season 38 and beyond. at long last this crap is at an end, 60 fps as well + -- dril +% +whats everyones favorite gas price? mine is $3.29 + -- dril +% +welcome to smoker country + -- dril +% +Wasup honey. You tryin to look at my Gamer? (referring to penis) +Di this mother fucker really just call his penis his "gamer"? Yes i did it + -- dril +% +why are the ants only invading my bathroom sink? you dip shits are way off. i got a whole ass bag of sugar in the kitchen, unsecured + -- dril +% +You trying to eat the dried up tooth paste I spit up out of my mouth? You little pieces of Shit? + -- dril +% +i hate to say it, Oh i hate to say it, but many of my wfollowers think that "Diddy's kong quest" is more important than the Mona Lisa. + -- dril +% +fuck the game "Musical chairs ". they should call it "RNG bull shit Chairs" + -- dril +% +you need to realize that when you make a joke about the queen dying it is the british version of 9/11. You are spitting in the face of 9 /11 + -- dril +% +diddy's kong quest is soon to be considered a turner classic michelin star Kong Quest and gamer fans are screaming loud. + -- dril +% +worlds first adult man netflix cutie fatally TREATTED LIKE SHIT on his BIRTHDAY + -- dril +% +"societys more obcessed with pooping and pissing and having sex than they are with solving the heartlands opioid crisis ." - grover + -- dril +% +had to block the guy posting him self smoking a pocket pussy under all my posts. good night nasty mother fucker + -- dril +% +when you find out that i intentionally limit my power by not being a guy who retweets his own shit......... + -- dril +% +i hate it when the boys at the office find my "Are you a pussy" buzz feed quiz results that i printed out + -- dril +% +boys crowding around the salt lick and theeres a tiny guy in the back saying "cmon! let me get a taste of that!! ah Jeez!!" + -- dril +% +nobody believes me that once i was shitting in a cave & the sound of it hiting the floor replicated the Nintendo switch snap sound perfectly + -- dril +% +its too easy to delete some absolute dog shit you posted. you should have to send like a pint of your own blood to twitter HQ to do it + -- dril +% +people think today is a good day to talk about the oscars. Wrong. Today we are honoring all of my girl followers who have ever died. + -- dril +% +Will Smith Sir Your Going To Fucking Jail!!!!!!!!!!!! You Are An Attacker! + -- dril +% +when people say they quit smoking to save money i simply laugh. all the smokers i know are Rich + -- dril +% +ive never normalized a thing in my life + -- dril +% +would you let a man named "Porno Pete" do your taxes + -- dril +% +james bond the good fellas and god father team up to shoot the most ufos you have everf fucking seen + -- dril +% +it seems like nobody appreciates a good wine any more. every one would all rather drink Redditor Cum + -- dril +% +achieving the uppermost echelons of power & influence just to get sucked off next to Rep. Cawthorn in a room that looks like a hotel lobby + -- dril +% +some times i see people buying shit at a store and wonder if theres a dark side to comsumerist behaviours.... + -- dril +% +theres a 1000 dollars in front of you. youre free to take it but if you do every dead bug on earth comes back to life. Do you take it Yes No + -- dril +% +I see no humor in my providing a safe dm for women to discuss open mouth kissing. Whats funny is people using that as an excuse to attack me + -- dril +% +Acutually, its not fucking funny. Its just pathetic. + -- dril +% +i keep a spare pen under my desk at the office in case my boss catches me self sucking i can go "Oops I dropped my pen" and hold the pen up. + -- dril +% +What makes the idea of me being a "Pervert" so comedic is the fact that I cant even get an erection in public. Its actually a problem for me + -- dril +% +"nice tweet edit" will replace "posted from android huh??" as the reply that makes girls fuck you instantly + -- dril +% +"Do tip your pimp today." -Mr. Sex Work + -- dril +% +girls: Youre perfect! Youre so good! Youre a hero! +ME: Hm maybe i should go outside & eat little pieces of shit because im SAD! +girls: Nooo! + -- dril +% +which ever mother fucker invents the porno version of squid games... buddy you're making $1000000 Easy + -- dril +% +waiting patiently for the release of Call of duty: Hard Brexit and Sasquatch Creed 2. Gaming fiercely until then. + -- dril +% +thanks all. together weve raised over $63 for raytheon to develop a brand new ITAS that can shoot down enemy prayers before they reach God . + -- dril +% +Deep Fake offers us infinite possibilities. For instance, you could generate an image of your self with a larger penis, and jack off to it . + -- dril +% +" If Will Smith slapped me I would call 911 " - Dril + -- dril +% +every time i shit into the toilet i turn around and take a look at it and i am appalled by what i see + -- dril +% +if u think you can sub tweet me because its 3am you need to Shut Yuh Ass Up + -- dril +% +no heaven or hell when you die, everyone is just herded into a room with a big scoreboard saying which person blasted the most Cum + -- dril +% +does any one know when is 4 20 + -- dril +% +i think every one with depression, anxieety, stomachaches, etc, should get a gold coin that lets them legally park in front of fire hydrants + -- dril +% +level 4 Smoker + -- dril +% +Ya Know They Been Calling Me "The Bitch Who Did 9/11" + -- dril +% +If you ever in your life had this thought: + +"Hmm, Today I think I will go Full Karen." + +me and my friends will NEVER hang out with you!!!! + -- dril +% +"gamer cock is in demand" Girls are saying this + -- dril +% +reply to my post again for the 500th time you fucking moron. Go ahead, see if i dont block your ass and give you depression . + -- dril +% +the next masked singer should be a dead guy + -- dril +% +there should be a boot camp for guys who like references to movies ans tv shows + -- dril +% +fuck GRAVES... bury me in STAR WARS + -- dril +% +these accusations that I like the gas prices are especially absurd, when you consider that ive been like the MAIN guy saying that theyre bad + -- dril +% +theyll let any dirty looking man get on television and claim hes a cowboy its STUPID! they think youre STUPID With this shit + -- dril +% +remove all of the bathrooms from churchs right now. you need to be doing that at home + -- dril +% +my sons new deal is saying he wants to be "Tiny" when he grows up, no doubt due to the forlorn shit he has been looking up on the computer . + -- dril +% +nobody gets my humor . Guess Im due for an ass kicking. I deserve shit + -- dril +% +washcloth draped over the face , pointing up towards the showerhead. thats right folks im waterboarding my self again for my viral #Failures + -- dril +% +had another nightmare where i had to explain to my high school principal why i wrote "Moves like Dorner" on the front of my note book + -- dril +% +Oops! another $50000 worth of nft ape shit got stolen from me some how. Weird!!! good thing i still have all 200 of my iq points + -- dril +% +will 2023 be a "big year" + -- dril +% +ive generated over 100,000 wordles in my head and completed them easily. what more can i say of it + -- dril +% +i had do to it do him + -- dril +% +my attitude is generally over all an "I dont give a fuck" attitue + -- dril +% +does that make me a nasty guy? Maybe. I just shrug and say "Fuck you" and "Fuck yourself" + -- dril +% +marijuana did columbine + -- dril +% +And now it seems that even my own followers cannot resist pelting me with ad homenim dog shit. + -- dril +% +taking 3.5 million foot and mouth disease infected pigs and burying them alive in a massive landfill in sotuh korea. Good or bad + -- dril +% +Up & coming comedian hits my dms, says I'd like to workshop some bits w/ you. Lets rap. Then he shows me his penis. 600th time this happened + -- dril +% +Many scientists agree that in the near future you wull soon be able to be sucked off by a gadget or a gizmo, instead of a woman. + -- dril +% +the nyt is giving me $10000 to write about the time i lied face down and cried while dogs humped me until i cummed in my pants 100% flaccid. + -- dril +% +world governements are calling diarrhea the "shit of the future" as it is faster to poop out; causes less wear and tear on pipes & plumbing + -- dril +% +my landlord gave me a call and told me the turds coming from my apartment seemed unusually thin. we then discussed turd strategy for 3 hours + -- dril +% +manifesting not getting my ass kicked b y saying "i hope i dont get my ass kicked today" and getting my ass kicked regardless + -- dril +% +i take the stage. my red penis tip sticks out of my waistband; little bit of piss coming out. "I will end all politics-based attacks of me." + -- dril +% +ralph_of_x_box told me "the best damn sports show period 2" is coming out in 2023 + -- dril +% +" Is it just me, or is SQUID GAME getting to be a little too close, to real life? " — © COPY RIGHT 2022 @Dril — "That's money in the bank" + -- dril +% +i have obtained Seth's Ape. i will be usinbg him to co-host my new tv show that is basically jack ass but fake + -- dril +% +Penis Rant - come see the all-time famous "Penis Rant" + -- dril +% +girl...id buy u any bra on earth, even if it was $100, thats how much I care about our whole shit! GUess Im a real sick fuck, huh? Ya think? + -- dril +% +tyoure on here scrutinizing my posts , while your girl is out Fucking curly from the three stooges + -- dril +% +it truly does seems that most of people would put more trust into Gay lord focker, than Our lord father + -- dril +% +ladys please step on my toxic male Ass! Go nuts stomping my ass out like a cigarette until I hate it! Until I think its a bad idea! + -- dril +% +my biggest fear is that theres an earth quake while im jacking off and little pieces of cum start flyiyng into my mouth and all over my dog + -- dril +% +i bring my own drink coasters and use them on the tables at burger King. Because im not a fuck boy piece of shit. + -- dril +% +FYI if you were to be killed by Drunk Driver paul pelosi, or any heir of the noble Pelosi bloodline, youd enjoy a warriors death in Valhalla + -- dril +% +guy who drinks pepto bismol every time he has to take a shit until the feeling subsides + -- dril +% +experience the avatar blue person VR blow job - only at Sears department stores + -- dril +% +getting Shit engagement numbers all around. Thats saturday morning for you. My followers all have DUIs. Guess ill go fuck my self! Boo hoo! + -- dril +% +smokinh crack cocaine will turn you in to a dumb ass but it also has a 1% chance to turn you into a genius. thats how i become "KING" + -- dril +% +my idea for adam is the water boy sequel called beer boy where he gives beer to the football player's + -- dril +% +"The news is so fucked as of late. " - DiaperVoter + -- dril +% +well the response to this has been Fucking wild... there are a ton of orders for me to get through so please be patient!! Thank U!! + -- dril +% +and for all you stragglers out there who missed the deadline i ordered some extra copies. thats all. shutting the fuck up about this now + -- dril +% +When they call Elvis "the king", i can only shake my head. As the only man I recognize as King is reformed pervert President Joseph R. Biden + -- dril +% +im the ceo and if you show up to my work with little pieces of poop on your tie YOU ARE OUTTA HERE !! + -- dril +% +its me, dan Schneider & SirGamestop sitting in a hot tub taking turns sucking on a prosthetic foot and wondering when the Girls will show up + -- dril +% +regarding the pep boys. they look disgusting + -- dril +% +nobody b cares about my POSTS!! every one wants to suck my dick!! Im going to become a maga guy!!! Behave bitches! Behave! + -- dril +% +if donald trump tried to drunk drive in front of me i would karate kick the keys out of his hand with perfect precision + -- dril +% +they done fucked up and made big bird "Woke" + -- dril +% +e + -- dril +% +girls will be like "i cant go out tonight! i have a pimple" and then they will get a face tattoo of Baloo from thre jungle book + -- dril +% +a mystery individual is going around telling girls he invented "The Ass Meme" . you must stop this immediately. only i am allowed to do that + -- dril +% +new idea "Golden money" some times when getting money you will get golden money instead which is worth 10x the amount of normal money + -- dril +% +I will shut the fuck up , IF, it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm + -- dril +% +I will never become a Mens barber. but I am allowed to admire their culture in any way that pleases me + -- dril +% +oh you updated your privacy policy? very nice. i updated my privacy policy too which is to show you my ass and balls on purpose. Fuck you + -- dril +% +College is back + -- dril +% +nobody is respecting the classics. people would rather stab each other to death in the bathroom than respect the classics + -- dril +% +"SORRY BOYS!" +your cum tributes of me are highly inept, trite, and bogus. Futher more, they look like dog shit. Do better + -- dril +% +user name "harambe_Poop" is selling false home owners insurance. beware of this + -- dril +% +looks like i fucked up yet another date.. but when you get a phone call from "The Demented Dr. Pussy" you absulutely must answer it + -- dril +% +you call this shit rotisserie chicken? I bet this shit hasnt even rotated 1 time in its entire life. + -- dril +% +(suddenly becoming very somber) no Woman should have to pay over $10 for a Brassiere. + -- dril +% +what did Steve Jobs smoke to come up with all his famous ideas + -- dril +% +if i buy a roulette table for my house will the boys promise to come over and play roulette ? OR should i fuck myself + -- dril +% +my followers spend all day begging me to cum all over a napkin and take a picture of it. but when i actually do it, do they retweet me? No + -- dril +% +i think if we give the cops enough of our money they will eventually prestige into a stronger type of cop that can defeat our own servicemen + -- dril +% +in terms of cop VS marine all the cop has to do is position himself behind the marine and arrest him for murder and its essentially over + -- dril +% +when you say "Tickle Me elmo is not a gaming console", youre erasing the voices of everyone that beleives Tickle me Elmo is a gaming console + -- dril +% +I love quitting posting for like 4 months and coming back as an all-lowercase guy + -- dril +% +its TGIF which means im imposing the Pussy Eater 's Challenge on to my page. its mostly self explanatory & if you fail it youre fucking dumb + -- dril +% +the guy who invented the plunger said "i gotta find a way to suck the toilet off Pronto" + -- dril +% +in many ways the blue guys from the avatar movies are like people. they are like us in many ways + -- dril +% +72 is not even a lot of money + -- dril +% +you aint ever catching ME getting my "DICK" sucked... NO SIR!! eyes bugging out, ass cheeks twitching, making racist noises—none of that + -- dril +% +honter biden answer your phone i left metalGearErics game cube controller at your house and he is freaking out at me. he is in the hospital + -- dril +% +how do i morph + -- dril +% +"put your Ass into my world for one second and you will kiss my nuts" - god + -- dril +% +producing a tv show called "Fuck My Money" and it iwll be either a tv show or a movie. look for it + -- dril +% +bring me 1 gem, i promote you to Wiseguy. 2 gems ill promote you to Punk. 5 gems makes you Thug. for 10 gems i will promote you to Shit head + -- dril +% +you boys with your pud in your hand waiting for the girls to wake up and post pics SORRY!! all you get for now are my posts Muta Fucka!! + -- dril +% +i want to open the worst pub on earth called like "The Bull Dog's Cock" and get in trouble for tnot paying my employees + -- dril +% +only 5 copies left. lets get em out of here + -- dril +% +I am Donald "Penis" Trump, known & hated for my Inflammatory rhetoric, as well as my old mafia-style Racism. Looking forward to posting here + -- dril +% +My 2022 bingo card is looking more and more every day like my fucking ass wiped it . + -- dril +% +none of my followers think turds is good + -- dril +% +i hope all the cartels i pitched nfts to arent mad at me + -- dril +% +just clicking my mouse a bit. having a look at my files + -- dril +% +i must come clean. Last night i said the club was going nuts because the DJ started playing "Take me out to the ball game". This wasnt true. + -- dril +% +me and Alan are the only guys on here who are allowed to call the police when we get soft blocked + -- dril +% +call your senator and the local news and tell them you wan't to see the snyder cut, of my posts + -- dril +% +all of the shit that happens in star wars is so smart + -- dril +% +they call the book " 1984" because that's what my iq becomes when i read it.... + -- dril +% +Greeitngs, me and YoshiGod9 were just discussing which releases we consider to be "The Champagne of Gaming" . Would you care to join us + -- dril +% +when ever i see someone own the olive garden on here i get excited & squash my fucking balls against the computer. but apparently thats bad? + -- dril +% +if your movie or tv film dosent have Dolby it sucks fucking my dick + -- dril +% +well i heard on the news theyre putting porno in star wars now. Two can play at that game, George. i ll stop watching your programs you Toad + -- dril +% +closing my blinds so the feds cant see me... then posting some shit like "hunter biden is jordan peterson if he drank urkel's Cool potion" + -- dril +% +People seem to think im a kind of nasty, shitty dog based off the way my posts are treated like dirt. Covid has turned you all into monsters + -- dril +% +i may be wrong, i may be stupid, i may have gotten my son murdered, but at least my clothes arent coverred in SHIT + -- dril +% +i blast all the ufos easily and then you know what i do is i go in there and fuck the alein + -- dril +% +"I would have to take heroin to think this is good. I would need to disable 80% of my brain w/ toxic fumes" Well if you say this youre wrong + -- dril +% +if you are a HATER you have 24 hours to confess to being a hater and apologize and pull your pants down so every one can see your dick + -- dril +% +Gamer Kiss Magazine wants to see your "Bitter game face" (the face you make when you are playing a sub par game) Get those pics in Lads. + -- dril +% +(to sold out crowd at madison square garden) does any one remember the eat the poopoo video. he eat the poo poo? no? + -- dril +% +hovering over the apartment maintenance man with my pants down while he unclogs my toilet for the 4th time this week + -- dril +% +"The Fyre Festival was actualy good! " +- Punished Dril + -- dril +% +i really dont care what Yankee Doodle did when he went to town. His toxic fanbase tells me everything I need to know about him . + -- dril +% +if you think "spy Kids" is better than shakespere youre fucking stupid and me and my uncle would never hire you to work at our car wash + -- dril +% +ikea still does not sell spittoons in year 2020. a crime against men who spit + -- dril +% +i hope every one whose house is on fire today gets out safe + -- dril +% +I wouldnt enjoy doing it, but I would eat dog shit if it would increase my IQ by 1 point. Whos with me + -- dril +% +everyone mad at me because US army allowed me to create "the MewTwo of pit bulls" using CRISPR. well if i didnt do it some other guy wouldve + -- dril +% +if twitter wre a grocery store the aisles would be labeled shit like "LIes," and "Ignorance" instead of shit like green beans and diapers + -- dril +% +movies are fucking dying and its time to open the dialogue on giving hollywood full access to the nastiest chemical/nuclear weapons on earth + -- dril +% +having $100 is Millionaire shit + -- dril +% +oi you lot. The gas pricses have become quite fuck all + -- dril +% +We All Got That Friend Who Think Jumanji Is Real + -- dril +% +every day across this world; loving mothers are giving birth to millions of little babies who ARENT YOU! + -- dril +% +my Rat Chant: +Begone, RAT! +You disgrace my home! +I will not let you SHIT on my floor! +My power is beyond your comprehension! +Now, perish! + -- dril +% +guy who invented Prayer: This is so sick. Im going to get so much free shit from god. This is the cleanest scam yet. So glad I invented this + -- dril +% +me and the boys run the most hated content house in all of tinsel Town. all we do is cuck each other by accident and forgive each other + -- dril +% +its true. your more likely to die in a car wreck going 60 mph than 100 mph "hit the gas before ya crash" the law of 100 + -- dril +% +"ohh i caught you posting cringe you posted Cringe i got you i caught you" Yes bitch. And i make $100 a month doing it. + -- dril +% +it Sucks, its bullshit, its stupid, but you Love to see it + -- dril +% +they are letting people vomit in the aisle s of the once great Sears department store! they are letting people get NUDE + -- dril +% +Celebs are sucking & fucking each other like never before. But still no justice for those who are getting the most sucked & fucked: The Fans + -- dril +% +im a netflix executive and if i go onto your feed and see shit that has less than 50 likes i will NEVER hire your ass!! delete that SHIT!!! + -- dril +% +name any crime and i will tell you how I could easily avoid being the victim of it in 2 seconds + -- dril +% +my ass cheeks look like brains and my brain looks like an ass cheek + -- dril +% +we are living in a world where they will execute you with a blade laced in pigs blood for trying to make the movie "Bad santa" + -- dril +% +the harlam shake SUCKS! + -- dril +% +i brought my fossilized pilgrim shit onto antique roadshow and they were all aorund class acts. im sorry it wasnt good enough to put on tv + -- dril +% +some yuppy shit stain just gentrified sadaam husseins spider hole into an allergen-free omniracial Thoughtspace & honestly? im smiling of it + -- dril +% +last night i had a vision of a pope in jeans. Clean, white as the holy spirit, perfect, angellic jeans #TrumpStoleTheDocs + -- dril +% +Fuck the fans! Fuck the fans!! + -- dril +% +when long covid effectively neuters me by making my dick smaller, i plan on becoming a more humble. Graceful creature + -- dril +% +as the only person on this web site to ever have sex , its up to me to set the record straight when some lunatic claims the Clitoris is real + -- dril +% +In 1980, audiences delighted in watching the Blues Brothers ravage a shopping mall with a car. Today, we understand they were wrong to do so + -- dril +% +#ifjoebidenshowedupatmydoor I would explain to him the finer points of Malthusian economics!! Then I would show him my Cock!!! + -- dril +% +screw around like a bitch and i well show you why they call me MR.Wuhan + -- dril +% +need an investor to help me open a chain of restaurants which absolutely must be named "Asian Taco Bell" + -- dril +% +oi guv the old bird pissed it. I will miss her . Fuck + -- dril +% +She died bedause they dishonoured BREXIT + -- dril +% +some fucking Karen pooped in the elevator + -- dril +% +Cant sit still knowing this year's 9/11 is on a CHURCH day!! Very excited + -- dril +% +"What those planes did was wrong" + - @ DRIL + -- dril +% +Dont like getting the middle finger? Then dont show me bull shit + -- dril +% +Howd you like a piece of my ass hole , douche bag boy. Shut up + -- dril +% +The dog who played scooby doo in the scooby doo movie was a girl dog & you can see its pussy in some of the scenes. And everyones ok w this? + -- dril +% +ufos are becoming smarter..... + -- dril +% +if your web site asks me for a coupon code i will never not put "RUDY" in the son of a bitch + -- dril +% +Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!! + -- dril +% +Im begging you! Please stop Quote Tweeting the Senator's nudes just to "Dunk" on him! Hes getting HARD from the attention! Hes whacking off! + -- dril +% +im the only man to put on the CIA invented "Heart attack diaper" and live + -- dril +% +people here will claim to have never liked Mickey Mouse, despite him being a time-tested Classic. All I can do is shake my head. #DuhWinning + -- dril +% +while you were busy poisoning your soul with spectator sports i was in my house jacking off face down in my bed + -- dril +% +i would like to announce that my twitter account has been made in to the official twitter account of the Hand Job + -- dril +% +itd be funny if a troll tired to "Own" me by leaking my DMs & only prove that i had sex before anf i get laid even more because theyre good + -- dril +% +i believe the island boys are a sort of "Blue man group" where its just a rotating cast of guys who look like that + -- dril +% +Dog Bows to Bible - What this little dog did to the holy book of God will knock your shit out of your ass hole. + -- dril +% +Oh you wanna show up at my office, take a swing at me in the parking lot? Wanna knock the hoagey out of my hand? Make me puke by hitting me? + -- dril +% +Oh you like my Music? Wanna kiss my mouth on the fuckin lips? Is that interesting to you? Is that interesting? Good luck with your White ass + -- dril +% +Its 4am folks. Time to make 1000000 + -- dril +% +criminals who are allowed to masturbate during jail sentences "have it too easy " and are basically the luckiest guys on the planet + -- dril +% +this talk about big bubba & jareds footlong is conjecture. its a old wives tale. the real problem in jails is all the masturbating going on + -- dril +% +guy gets 10 for armed robbery. tax payer is on the hook for $5mil so he can be rehabilitated. instead he jacks off all day. Is this justice? + -- dril +% +Prisoners are producing gallons of low quality semon "On the dole". WE are FED UP with being SUCKED OFF by crooks & conmen. At long last sir + -- dril +% +i have decided to develop a gluten allergy to piss off my most hated waiters + -- dril +% +im starting a pod cast service called "Mouther" and our inaugural pod cast will be a pod cast about breaking bad called Sucking Bad + -- dril +% +they are inventing a new type of Lesbian in 2023 they just said it on CNN + -- dril +% +the waterboy (1998) is woke now + -- dril +% +sitting in my car watching 500 episodes of a horrible anime entitled "Shit My Lord" at the recommendation of XenoMarcus. + -- dril +% +when digimon otis spoiled me the ending of Men In Black 2 i got so mad that i showed him my dick + -- dril +% +ive seen the posts that people are capable of when they access over 100% of their brains. men who can solve the deficit in Zero Seconds + -- dril +% +every pitbull dog contains a hidden set of skills known as the "Master Skills". the only two men who can unlock them are me and Elon + -- dril +% +every day i get 100s of messages from young men saying "I need to ejaculate Right now. What do I do." and i say to them all. JUst Breathe. + -- dril +% +i know due to sheer numbers at least a few of my followers are cold blooded Killers. still im expected to put on my clown hat & gratify them + -- dril +% +( responding to a picture of a dog eating a paper towel) Oh hell!!! We're in the wrong damn time line + -- dril +% +"Name one Roman Gladiator who owned a Smart Phone. I'm waiting" - Ken Bone + -- dril +% +i dont care to hear any more talk about "Donkey kong country". its a stupid game that has Incest + -- dril +% +"i like my games like i like my coffee— Good." -the CoffeeGamer + -- dril +% +you sell draculas ruby red swastika brooch on ebay one time and suddenly they flag your whole account as a hitler account even if youre nice + -- dril +% +he was MOCKED in high school for being a Senator's son . Now he has made over $10,000,00 selling fake service animal vests to local nit wits + -- dril +% +i respect youir beliefs so much (jack off motion) theres no possible way your opinion can totally suck me Hard + -- dril +% +Thanks for the like, stupid! + -- dril +% +thinking about a beer sip i once had + -- dril +% +wordle is making the damn world STUOID + -- dril +% +at full power, telling every one on the "Am I The Ass Hole" sub reddit that they are the ass hole without reading their posts + -- dril +% +i think theres like a 90% the family guy saw my penis through the tv just now #paranormal #NotGood + -- dril +% +chance + -- dril +% +do not Devil my ass + -- dril +% +im a dirty cop who has joined the islamic state of iraq and the levant + -- dril +% +when harry potter said"i solemnly swear to blow up this monsters penis w/ a fire ball" i had to put the book down & bow my head for a moment + -- dril +% +more and more news reporters are starting to use the phrase "James Bond style" to describe certain kinds of murders + -- dril +% +just realized that every hare brained dick boy who follows me on here is fucking simping for me. 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That shit makes me puke!! + -- dril +% +you eat the weird colored halloween themed donuts and your shit will 100% turn Green. you sign a contract with God + -- dril +% +i love shit that is "Buxom" , especially babes + -- dril +% +unbelievable. i have been sent 4 different cum tributes of my "Doggo's". i will never cleanse the time line with wholesome eye bleach again + -- dril +% +its laughable that you all would still rather suck porky pigs dick than admit that hes wrong some times + -- dril +% +when your uncles militia surrounds your house with rifles & accuses you of being a dark money pedophile you use it as an opportunity to grow + -- dril +% +saying "Swag Acquired." when i get my pre order bonus at game stop and the cashier and the other guy in the store pretend they didnt hear me + -- dril +% +i cured my self of covid 19 by forcing myself to cough a lot + -- dril +% +if your profile pic looks like bullshit your ass needs to be put in the stupid barn + -- dril +% +we avoid piss because it represents Chaos + -- dril +% +i used to be mocked for bullying my class mates. now i live in the real life mansion that Luigis Mansion was based off of. it get's better + -- dril +% +just kicked a hole through my mirror because all the girls on my time line are saying they want to fuck Wally Gator now + -- dril +% +Um,m sending Ezra to prison? Thats a stone cold #MEntalHealthFail + -- dril +% +gamers help the world , and are helping the world, more than normal people + -- dril +% +you cannot prove that me and the boys spray painted the word "Sluts" on mens wear house just because we agree with the msessage's politics + -- dril +% +sad that the guy who raised $10000000 to produce the worlds first non-woke can opener tried escaping in a hot air balloon & hit a power line + -- dril +% +remember back in the early 00s you were allowed to shoot ropes on a mans face if you caught him wearing a fedora hat or posting on REDDIT... + -- dril +% +i have been told that my web page is a sort of "Heaven" for men who exist on the Diaper Spectrum + -- dril +% +Wow, just wow . Burger king is naming their new sandwich "The Brian Sicknick January 6th Whopper" ? That's so controversial + -- dril +% +I wish all the piss in the world would go straight into the toilet!!!! I hate dirty, disgusting PISS! No more!! Never! + -- dril +% +youre as much of a virgin as you are stupid assed. go away from my gym + -- dril +% +- im above the mud slinging +- im above responding to peoples crap +- i did not throw a snow ball at someone baby in 2004 +- im Owed a platform + -- dril +% +pleased to announnce my new provocative sit com "Who Smoked Daddys Crack" will soon replace all the good shows on your fav streaming service + -- dril +% +decades of jacking off "The stupid way" has got my whole dick looking crazy + -- dril +% +i love stigmatizing the mentally ill by terminating thier 800 million dollar promotional deals.... not + -- dril +% +when you have to take a shit really badly but you hold it in until your body turns the shit into vitamins and you dont have to go any more > + -- dril +% diff --git a/dril.dat b/dril.dat index f08e1deeac21dd244943a80faffac72834a9fe8e..9c544ef50bbf269c8f3a0fb8b43966e7644a7abc 100644 GIT binary patch delta 2160 zcmWO7dwk7x9LMqZP`T9iJxL*@kV2VDZsiuMS(2?pBwZ+USuSCOLn#x6O)|L@6^7h$ zNoY|S5~47s%@#@4jYb*0{&@a&9>4SZe!rjF?<_kvYI0Fjw4_qfO`D{s1$?fyDtbdw zMB(5mg+plyhg%{~A!i)UC>-g66ADNBDdYw$M~=d=AqqcLMV3O|Q#h!Q-x}syEuEIs4zL*K3E#Y3tdWA~_d1;Wsc#(%RVHR{Xs7G8gk_Fx8XgxLOUemqI~s2`I;&ij0JLt z2b;Jtw#m^P5WPdLI1nr3YfIr(oR=%Hf2F_W>yqTk+^@{Ol~2mor^+`pjd015tF*;i za@8_eB3Dbmarwquku6t$5WmPbO_gsZgPV`aHQtbKsf!Krt-a)$rI9JuBC}e>a_zbD zZ8v~>b+}h2SH8UqR>^m?#|*h{q&Al?2eE_Xfaxjw5%hy+%4Zz z3oN|194K=u9&EJ;l&*DWP}(-p=#Q0h+a@?9x9f>K`91<}e+|~i9k|zlq+$s?_K1A{ zc=>_)m@UWgH*TNYF`?PzA(co!ps>IupRdBSCe#48t)wfddlK zQ6MLhNg};X+$2BJM}D*{SpR5|+;x)t7*%|X`RX=Q?tUXOa8`c2A+|^49{uE=0c_ec zRequ=D044*)$0%W$!;i-dr!l^@>8?qr)y%d{LG!$DnC0w?o%F1WfJ zK!O}p8$0B|mB78hf67Ci09n4;4$R0 zI(WM#P^}5y$|<~(DFisNIsKoQBfrfL#-u1L#_#gv@$!`GLI0mLEC1LV|H%hauune3%pAJV zRX+T_oD+w6@{y~N05Ux~0R?hyN1Tz5&5(b(7whCaCO9uw&ToUC<>Lf={4cqH>? 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    Oh im losing followers just for expressing an Opinion to someone who may or may not be a professional dog killer. Nice society you got here,
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    RT @PussyGary: @DutchSelfies follow me and DM ME
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    RT @prettywife: looking at a movie
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    RT @BESTWIFE: LISTENING TO MY HUSBAND TELL ME WHY HE WAS "WATCHING PINKY"......SOMEONES IN TROUBLE...
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    when you Mock the brand— your putting a Knife in the back of every depressed person who chose not to commit suicide because of Disney IP`s .
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    most rhymes https://t.co/qV8nkbsPeu
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    @HiImBleep Source????
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    @HiImBleep take off this
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    RT @mr_hitler: 2 bomb blast in karachi .its sad
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    RT @EmailHater: Cartas! https://t.co/23udpdG8ex
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    RT @Mensaofficial: Football is back
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    RT @TougasPayant: @AmericanMensa I found the purpose of the pyramid !
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    @serenelyinhell if my post offend you... call 1800-EATSSHIT
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    @TOS_Violator @serenelyinhell no it's some one else's number.
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    RT @gofuckyou: fsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsd
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    RT @letmefuck: I wana fuck
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    RT @crissanglQuotes: I love wolfs...they are so beautiful
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    RT @crissanglQuotes: who thanks criss angel should have his own video game....would b cool to play as criss and do tricks 4 people
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    RT @crissanglQuotes: Pain is a beautiful thing......when u,fell pain,u know u are alive #CAQ
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    RT @crissanglQuotes: I need some new pics of criss if you have pics of him post them to me and ill use them
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    the "SCAM ME" challennge.. if you can scam me you can keep all the money you scammed of me. but if you fail you have to send me 1 Nude image
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    today i saluted the afghanistan vet who lives on my floor and said "Suck My Dick Sir! Mission Failed" then went home and dead lifted 300lbs
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    please check out my piece in TIME magazine "Why i sold my dog at a carnival for $30 and Why it matters" the worst article ever written
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    they should clal it the "stimulus cheek" because it can kiss my fuckin ass cheek
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    some of mother fuckers think to win the Dumb Ass award is a GOOD thing!
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    there should be ICU beds only for geniusses and if your iq is less than 120 they eject you from the window at fucking 200mph
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    "Free Guy" Has An Absolutely Bonkers Marvel Cinematic Universe Cameo — Here's How They Pulled It Off
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    RT @minefreak7: Moise
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    Wow https://t.co/cocsqMkKiR
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    RT @womenlover007: Nasty ass @dril guest mcs tonight on https://t.co/YD67Ne44mE https://t.co/gEF3gx5a3v
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    RT @MensBible: #RT if you want this ! http://t.co/cl1feSHXKp
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    RT @MenBible: That awkward moment when the teacher says find a partner, and you have no friends in that class.
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    Im the guy who asked them to remove Sex from only fans!!! I thought It would be nice!!! I didnt know it woiuld make people mad!!! Im sorry!!
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    could any influencers share tips on how to "punish" your self for generating low engagement? might need some Pain t… https://t.co/OLqBg3zICs
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    " Seems to me in this country, we eat Fake food, meet Fake people, buy Fake clothes... and have Real problems. "- Winston churchhill
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    RT @koko_skrapi27: @Arena51lasertag Ay yall fucking ass bro you fucking suck fucking 3 years olds come and play there he fucking start… https://t.co/w02kXEPuuB
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    "TORTURED ACCOUNT"
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    can some one get me in touch with the user named "Clit Goon" . he said he could give me a bunch of cardboard boxes 6 years ago
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    "Clit Goon" is actively trying to avoid me, when I`ve stated repeatedly; if he comes forward with a genuine apology- I will not pursue him.
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    It seems "Clit Goon" is commanding his subordinates to tell me hes dead of COVID19 now. Funny, considering he logged into steam 4 hours ago.
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    people are telling me to stop posting abot this. theyre saying im doing a Psy Op?? buddy if any one's doing a psy op its "Clit Goon"
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    RT @killbarney: Dannon-do you know how DISGUSTING your new Lite and Fit commercial is? Disgtusting enough I will NOT NOT NOT buy your product-ANY!!!
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    RT @JokePope: Ima da frikkina pope! @sethmacfarlane http://t.co/5OkYTzKn
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    girls if ya man be Posting under the user name of "Clit Goon" do NOT FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!EVER
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    @serenelyinhell do not post to me such filthy SHIT
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    @serenelyinhell Nasty !
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    (seeing a nude woman) Wow looks like im on the weird side of you tybe again
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    RT @manga_boy: just got back from the Bon Odori Festival in penang,Malaysia. many cuties wearing Kimono.
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    RT @HE_WHO_IS_DANCE: https://t.co/0jbqIpDssK
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    RT @HE_WHO_IS_DANCE: EVERY DAY IS THANKSGIVING ON TWITTER, THERE'S NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF "TURKEYS" ON HERE, AND THAT INCLUDES THE WOMEN TOO.
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    they brought back covid 19 because you were all being such little shits to me
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    helping my dog https://t.co/gPz0hFbm6k
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    i guess i will change my name to "Mr Go Fuck Myself " huh?? Since all you sons of bitchs obviously think it would be good, if i did that
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    Ive gotten over 6 dms from various beautiful women begging me not to change my name to "Mr Go Fuck Myself". But its not enough. I will do it
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    @neonwario https://t.co/T9aWgcvI2h
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    @womenlover007 you drew it its your house
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    if i dont get into Heaven ill just use the rainbow bridge that dogs use. and ill push as many animals off the bridge as i can in the process
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    @tom_on_here Mmm any one want for mashmallows. I got a roasted BITCH on fire
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    O girl!!! You got that NSFW Pussy ! Your shit will get my ass FIRED !! From my JOB
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    boomer: ih ope they add a new Gun to fortnite
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    i wish i had the motorcycle from tron so i ccoud drive home to my house and fuck the plastic bag i stole from good will
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    many of my posting rivals have been known to artificially pump up their metrics using irish accounting and Gay casino tricks. dont be fooled
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    @g0m yeah on purpose obviously
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    @DMXridingahorse fine. be fooled
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    Looks like some shit for losers & kindergardaners. Do not add any new features unless theyre good or they put 1000u… https://t.co/CEpJEis5gP
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    you post "nustard" by mistake one time &people call you "nustard man" until u freak out & drive your car thru a hospital like blues brothers
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    they added a new type of corn row to miitopia — heres 10 reasons why thats good and 8 reasons its bad
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    ill wipe the floor with your ass and wipe my ass with your ass and wipe my nuts with my ass and get floor poisoning
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    @DeputyWarlock i wipe asses like mine for breakfast
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    driving your car through my fence and bbreaking all my potted plants with a hammer and kidnapping my dog is little dick energy
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    @DMXridingahorse ???????
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    RT @bible_god: T rust in
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    RT @fuckedasshole: no job
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    rate my dogs dick dot com
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    put me in irauq i will find the taliban gun factory i will take their horses and Gold https://t.co/HX2CRSVilj
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    RT @Joke_Poster: Who wants to do goals ?? I do... DM me
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    RT @Joke_Poster: Goals ? DM me
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    RT @Joke_Poster: Do you want to do goals ?? DM me
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    RT @Joke_Poster: Bitch !!!!! Want to laugh til stomach hurts ??? Follow @FuckingLaughter !!!!!!!!! #EPICFUNNY !
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    RT @FuckingLaughter: Me? Sarcastic? Never.
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    RT @FuckingLaughter: @IndieFans Follow me i am an #IndieFan
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    we are starting to live in a world where a man cant sell 200 containers of WBP ( White Boy Piss) withtout having to sign some kind of paper
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    my posts are on Lock Down until the benghazi crime situation is resolved . do not look at my page
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    "i hereby validate all of mental health"
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    This post gave me the courage to break into my neighbors garage and try to steal some shit. Thank you
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    @womenlover007 you are no longer the one true 007
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    @womenlover007 since you reply guyed me with riled up messages
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    RT @JackAss: Oh ya.. Please send the #googleplusinvites to my official id jack.ass@msn.com
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    RT @DevilMan: This is bullshit, gas prices us the ass!!!! Send me to washington I will straighten shit out, put up a fork somebodys ass......
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    RT @DevilMan: Think it and Live it !!!! Devilman
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    @tom_on_here you see men you retain them
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    This is what some of you mother fuckers look like when you reply to my posts https://t.co/gfZY3Va8tR
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    @MaryKoCo not as big as your "L" whciuh you have taken, by posting this
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    i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting
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    its 4am sunday morning here uin beautiful hollywood california and i got a tab open on here called "Barney FAQ"
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    9/11 and all the micro-9/11s imposed upon me by my emplyoer every day is all rolled up in, and majorly a part of, Crisis of Boys
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    "Wake up and smell the key board ." - Son_Of_A_Bitch_Killer
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    @womenlover007 sell Out
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    RT @only_gay: The gay world always gives energy and peace
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    RT @onlycrap: crap bieber!
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    getting absolutely cock suckered by theat shit that made humpty dumpty fall off
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    accidentally bought the mouth wash that's formulated for "Sucking dick" at cvs and it's actually really good
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    @calmlysuffering nobody there even has a dick
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    sunnyDayKitten98: just noticed you posted "Ted Lesbo" on the time lione. Is everything ok?
    ME: Go away. I dont want you to see me like this.
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    6304 saw a goblin
    81206 saw a big foot
    9511 saw a cryptid ( dog version)
    71515 saw a "raggedy ann"
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    1000% of followers will rather click on a penis than a literature book
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    enjoying a glass of dolby surround sound flavored wine.
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    https://t.co/5ubiQGSZnx
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    adult baby diaper driver
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    RT @Gumbyman: Thinking aobut what to have for lunch!
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    they said it wouldnt get Viral https://t.co/Suv0IQLLbN
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    RT @clean_dick: Go clean you dick
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    its time to stigmatize the Ass
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    will release 2nd book as soon as i figure out why KDP is chopping 1/4" off the bottom for no reason. in the mean ti… https://t.co/REGuPb9mug
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    @extranapkins it was too raw for them to handle
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    everything thats a reference to something sucks fucking Dick. all quotes are shit
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    https://t.co/uj68qmrc95
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    RT @BigMommaHouse: We making a new reality show called Big Momma's House
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    RT @james_bond007: Oh Twitter, why oh why do you send me football related messges? I have absolutely NO INTEREST in this stuff, I am not following it, WTF?
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    RT @james_bond007: My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.
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    RT @100Dollarz: Who would like to get paid to quit smoking #cigarette and get paid for it $20/40$ hr
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    RT @100Dollarz: @kevvvennn @FArhaAfiqah1 I help people who Vape make $20-40$ a hr working from home
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    if u followed me back 8 yrs ago things wouldve turned out differently. I would not have been forced to expose you as a "White noise" poster.
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    @DMXridingahorse #raceWisdom
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    just grabbed my ankles and rolled backwards ontop of my neck and took an enormous shit in my bed while my dogs barked at me #introvertWin
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    RT @Deadpool007: watching some of my favorite videos on youtube. follow me to my new gaming forum.
    http://www.themastergamer.co.nr/
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    my new bullshit is getting really mad everytime theres a new ios update and they still haven't added hobo code emojis
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    https://t.co/tljP7nbXsp
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    @GraceSpelman don;t you dare
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    https://t.co/OfnblnUzIl
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    RT @SpiritofLagos: We all want to be treated with respect but the question we need to ask ourselves is, how do you treat others? http://t.co/urTZERCkoX
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    RT @moutherfucker: i fuck my mouther at 6 o clock an then i fuck money with my dick
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    starting "project Dog dick" the NFTs of the future. send me $20 and i email you a dogs dick pic with special Dog Dick Number (Dont lose it)
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    whats that? if you send me $40 i will send a big picture of a dogs dick instead of a normal sized one. @elonmusk re blog this sir #important
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    who cares who the next james bond is. theyre all Lucifer
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    @DMXridingahorse i woun't
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    my agent told me i need to get back on meth, remove my satirical bumper stickers and to stop dressing like im cruis… https://t.co/ACEAaiGhBY
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    RT @greatpussy: I AM JUST LOOKING FORWARD TO MY HOLIDAYS
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    bill mahrer should go off on guys who poop their pants
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    RT @BeerOlympics: TABC trying to shut down the KBO. Don't let it happen. They are calling bars around the area telling them not to talk to us. Show suppor
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    (looking at wtc memorial) this is mood ass
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    nobody gives a SHIT about ANYBODY!!! if a train obliterated my entire house nobody would even call 911! It's that fucked! It's that fucked!
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    @lookabee83 Why?
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    Yes yes yes. Right down the line https://t.co/4FfZauUzOA
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    this man was Seen https://t.co/uf0HvuV5Yw
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    When I can't log into my Microsoft account, to access the additional features offered by Windows 10, i get stupid. i go fucking insane
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    (makingh the bitter beer face) ohh girl this pussy tastes fucking Normal
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    RT @noobowner: #mw2 definetley have no tanks and make suicide bombs ( as in be able to place a C4 on yourself) and to pull the picks off of enemy grenades
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    if my followers want me to become a guy who says shit like "tarnation" aand "Dag nabbit" i will do it. i will please them at any cost
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    plotting various ways of dmming my girl followers some truly bizarre pseudosexual shit that they can't even get mad at
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    @robinhatch oh that's good. they will absolutely hate my ass
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    im bringing back the "bean dog" shit, but . Ok hear me out. its nft now
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    i would like to apologize again to the Girls, this time for telling some of them that i have a green dick. i thought it made me sound Exotic
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    https://t.co/aWLu6iy02j
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    RT @Usmani21st: @MrBean You know ? if you died, without islam, you will be entered in the Torment of Hell,,
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    RT @Usmani21st: @MrBean @MrBean

    please Contact me on usmaniupload@gmail.com

    Dear Rowan Atkinson i am your Sincere, i am writtin… https://t.co/ivEdDBM45U
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    i sure hope dthe solar flare doesnt cause my camera roll to empty out 200 pictures of my penis onto the time line again
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    Im glad we can discuss the news and the headlines of the day and have fun while doing it also.
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    changing my display name to "Follower killer", my bio to "Fucked", and my avatar to a set of cross hairs with the word "Me" in the center
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    @DMXridingahorse dont shit me
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    RT @girlmessages: Girls want a guy that can openly say, "Yes that's my girlfriend and yes I do love her."
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    im being targeted individualed again https://t.co/BkmDsrsM0M
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    if any one needs help making bat man or super man or any of those guys viral i will do it for $1000
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    this is for All the avoacado toast likers https://t.co/bBSE6SdT6L
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    @RollingStone shut the fuck up rolling stone magazine
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    @TruthPointDWR hitler society
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    the most wild thing you can say when walking into a restaurant or a kitchen "it smells like fuckin food in here"
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    Q: How goes it, Mr 007.
    BOND: mission accoomplished, i have electrocuted The Bitch. now give me my money before i start knocking shit around
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    all the good shit got cut from my stand up special... now its just me talking about how i cant cum without using steriods for 40 minutes
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    im Sucking 1000
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    my 600 lb sucked off life
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    your post is so good man. it .must have cost $1000 to make it
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    enjoying watching a filmed video, of my illuminating debate with HitlerSkeptic , now available on Ouya
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    my friend spyroquagmire called me today. said he's trying to start a "weed NASA"
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    (musing , atop a tree stump) O! beer is like wine ,
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    my friends face when he asks if i know any hollywood celebs & i drop a 40page document PROVING that merv griffin tried to break into my home
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    (in this tweet i am pissed off at the "Toilet Duck" brand) Toilet fuck
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    RT @msgs_fun: FeMale_SeX
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    RT @msgs_fun: Follow
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    privately and discreetly asking any and all girls in my life if they have any questions about upgrading to Windows 11
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    i will not post on this fucking website again until they add a filter which deletes every reply to my posts that isn't "yes SIR"
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    im an extremist judge... and i Vote
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    in 2090 i will get all my essential nutrients from cyber heroin and swallow big silicone eggs to simulate the process of taking a Bio-Shit
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    banks should have special money they give to the robbers where george washington is cross-eyed or has a hitler moustache or some such shit .
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    https://t.co/Py3a9444F9
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    @aardvarsk oh Lord https://t.co/SvHdi0XUT3
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    give me the bloe checkmark!! or ill eat shit on CAMERA!
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    number one— in february of '14 the woke mob called me "Gay" for defending my wifes decision to wear a hula skirt. ive since busted this myth
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    number two— the Flintstones have always been, and have never not been, a Black african american family. Just look at literally 1 gene record
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    number three— Ive reversed my decision to turn down the Nobel Prize for my posts & will be writing an article in THe Daily Pussy, about this
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    i may have disagreed with his politics, but i believe Brian Laudries bones deserve a PROPER burial! Who's with me!! who the FUCK is with me
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    https://t.co/8lUKJkFffh
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    just read in the news a demon exploded
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    i have ended porno
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    https://t.co/DKlv2GVpVb
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    .@chasebank youve fucked my millionaire points clubs rewards and murdered my ass dead in the water now your life of fraud is exposed to all
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    .@carrabbas holes on salt shaker too small disrespectufl to customer and very much a cheat
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    clicking onto the reddit comment section of a picture of a clowns penis and upvoting 400 different opinions about whether its satire or not
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    AWESOME father to 5 loud, dumb ass Birds // HVAC Lives Matter // Your Marine Is My Son // i brake for Green Pussy // My Other Car Is A Gun
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    my dick and ass hole are low key sticking out of my shorts
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    all hospitals should have a masturbation ward where you can just go to "let one loose" even if you're not sick
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    that man you see ,screaming at a woman on the train? Earlier that day, a trusted follower called him "White Urkel". Think before you judge.
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    - piss gback better
    - shit back better
    i will come up with more soon
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    feed your dog with this one insane pringles hack
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    https://t.co/B4RhLNNwfq
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    need to raise uhhhh $140000 so i can get my daughter Lyvelaughlove in to the army at age 14
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    RT @DonaldSevin: Ruffles Potatoe Chip
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    RT @DonaldSevin: @MikeTyson obiturary http://t.co/kwdbStLeYR
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    RT @DonaldSevin: @Madonna Duck egg
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    RT @DonaldSevin: @WhiteHouse White House see your ass to the door http://t.co/5FEBWnFNMT
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    going to start saying shit to girls like "the drew carey show is like dilbert on Hash" until i get my honorary degree from Harvard revoked
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    RT @DailyHusband: Let's start this account off right. Pick up whatever you are drinking. Cheers to you. You. Are. Awesome. #likeaboss
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    id rather use it to buy food and shit but thank you https://t.co/BOEVW7jTMi
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    now thats more like it https://t.co/3l4wd5fbzi
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    @tom_on_here here im come https://t.co/rGpQU9NO7e
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    @ChefCryptoChris i will never stop accepting bribes for to be such a natural douche
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    gaming is much like CHess....
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    absolutely do not sleep on my breakout role in "Gods Not Dead 3: God Dies" as the Soy Faced money changer
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    https://t.co/HsOXtqjUDF
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    me and thr boys taking massive amounts of heroin behind macaroni grill saying shit like "Uh yeah That just happened " every time we shoot up
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    RT @Hater_Killer: @icp I'm thinking of going to enlist in the U.S. Army, what do you guys think?
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    NOW AVAILABLE ...
    "THE Get Rich & Become God METHOD" Out Now -- Come N Get It
    https://t.co/yiqqyqZfoJ https://t.co/v6wYsigXzt
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    theres also this calendar thing i made. if i dont sell any of these im fucked .
    https://t.co/8KZOods57O https://t.co/kyUW7dJyeS
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    hes right. in favor of hearing out both sides my next post will explore the possible "Darker side" of heroin https://t.co/9nuiPvG9Pb
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    @derek8185338005 tell it to the JUDGE..... https://t.co/XFQYmr64ex
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    RT @dril: NOW AVAILABLE ...
    "THE Get Rich & Become God METHOD" Out Now -- Come N Get It
    https://t.co/yiqqyqZfoJ https://t.co/v6wYsigXzt
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    if you follow my account you are protected from demons. you are protected from all x-files
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    Oh , That Simple Sip https://t.co/wHe49Wa83g
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    new book is now available please look like and subscrube. click Here for info. >>> https://t.co/cGgzTbrJp8
    heres a… https://t.co/fwONug6imK
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    i am here. and this is my Body. #theBodyNudeProject #cock #Nuts
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    @jeffgerstmann you are forgiven https://t.co/vgcriGPTQn
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    @skummaigenom i an not afraid of you
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    #WhoKilledVerneTroyer
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    Piss is valid. Jacking off is not valid. Shitting your pants is NOT valid. MEntal Health is valid. Looking at the computer is valid, & so on
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    "and the lord said Gambling is fucked" unfollow me if you are a gambler
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    https://t.co/OU5SAeNJ5x
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    https://t.co/4Y85OmChTQ
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    RT @cigaraddict: Just lit up My Father Limited 2010, as my fathers day cigar umm good
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    RT @cigaraddict: Good morning hope everyone is having ahold day with plans of smoking good cigars.
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    if you think astro world is good your fairly actually a piece of shit, and an over all big league FUCK HEAD!
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    im probably the most difficult person alive to trick into showing mny penis to you. it absolutely almost never happens
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    mr deeds from the movie mr deeds is a real man and he is also q anan
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    Im sorry it has to be said but if you have a small penis that means you were a devil in your past life and you need to unfollow me right now
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    @stavvybaby i said im sorry
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    please remember theres a bunch of fucked up supply issues so youll have to order early if you dont want to ruin chr… https://t.co/u6DWBzqr2W
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    @kcgreenn im getting word that the truck containing all 100000 copies of the book crashed into a petting zoo and exploded. very sad
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    @TOS_Violator why are you running out of toilet paper . do you need HELP https://t.co/YRSGTLEoqf
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    me, DogshitSora and Japanese_Mario are going on a Sex strike until all female scammers on this site are dealt with. We are sick of this shit
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    saw a centaur out side of aldi today
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    @tom_on_here @HelpDesk help #slur #slurReport
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    mr fauci im placing you under arrest in the court of law
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    i can be a friend of you. but piss me off and i
    will become your Enemy. The Art of War
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    every girl on ther fucking planet has the exact same voice as each other that i like to call "girl voice"
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    @DMXridingahorse my voice sounds like a mouth
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    im being pelted with spit balls im being thrown things at
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    id be easily bilked into signing up for a tgifridays credit card if the waitress offered it. furthermore id get stains all over the contract
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    trying to convince my dying son to ask the make of wish foundation for a credit card with 0% APR
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    https://t.co/yiqqyqZfoJ well apparently my book is now 25% off for some reason. Seems like a good deal to me .
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    @JustCallMeAdam go back their
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    @BronzeHammer didn't think this one through did you . https://t.co/cfqXUORa33
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    RT @Bernie_Bro: Probando esto...
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    young sheldon may be the grandson of a war criminal but the real controversy is that home alone invented soy face in 1990
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    post "AMEN" or youre fucking stupid
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    god promised me in a dream that if joe biden & kamala harris get married they will adopt me as their boy. I watch them on the news every day
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    RT @dril: https://t.co/yiqqyqZfoJ well apparently my book is now 25% off for some reason. Seems like a good deal to me .
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    im haunched over, hunkered down and duncepilled like an Arthritic dog being sent to the shoe factory & i get less Ass than the bumblebee man
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    seems weve all forgotten i won the official "Fuck the noid" contest and have still not fucked the noid or received an equivalent cash prize.
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    RT @MemesCheck: Intro of Sponge BoB never seen before! https://t.co/8J4o84RKgt
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    RT @MemesCheck: CUTE BABY eating his ears , this is so AWSOME https://t.co/mrwFgnLJoX
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    RT @WARIOR: JUST SAT @ HOME ON MI OWN WONDERIN WOT I CAN DO
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    RT @WariorGentleman: Best #strategy for a simple scenario:

    Someone stealing from a #tip jar..
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    when peoplle make sexual comments when i post my feet and ask if i have covid toes or not...... You Fail BITCH !
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    ( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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    RT @johnware60044: @RachaelRayMag i have to stop iam will go out oif control, your pussdy
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    RT @johnware60044: female judges in essex,morris county,I want you now, take off the Black robe,and lets make love in the court room,
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    RT @johnware60044: transformed into lesbian
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    RT @johnware60044: first step to intense power in love making subscription to scientific american, you must be open science book
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    my new stant up special whats the name of it
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    @EAT_CHAIN go to bed sweety
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    @TOS_Violator @auntcontent Its beer
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    @auntcontent @TOS_Violator i am home thank you
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    WHo else thinks that, without JACK at the helm, this site is going to start Sucking FUCKING DICK!!!
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    im on the news truly pissed that ghislaine is not allowed access to her mahogany davenport from which to handle various sorts of paperwork
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    you wanna waste my time? you wanna piss me up? you want to pull my nuts? my balls? You want to-huh? Whats that? You wanna slut my ass around
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    this bitch thinks he's the Coin Master. Why i do not know. https://t.co/k8YBcIhFfK
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    when i said jacking off is the Woke version of having sex every one agreed with me and i was given $800 by jason Bourne
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    https://t.co/yiqqyqZfoJ
    my perfect book is still 25% off. "cheaper than dog shit"
    youd have to have a fucking towel… https://t.co/uV3H43iTVT
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    @derek8185338005 my parent company forced 200 kindergartners to write it but i have read it and its pretty good
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    @TOS_Violator do not show to me this you ho
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    @TOS_Violator i see it everyday. it is nothing to me
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    society has shown its ass once again
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    my book is now the 98th best Christian bible. you have all made my dream come true thank you https://t.co/h9xqPhDxJI
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    you can also get a personalized deluxe hardcover directly from me... just one of these "FUCKERS" is worth 100 nfts… https://t.co/YRBQGFSctW
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    RT @dril: you can also get a personalized deluxe hardcover directly from me... just one of these "FUCKERS" is worth 100 nfts… https://t.co/YRBQGFSctW
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    theyre telling me i got the new covid variant "Vaccine melter" so i apologize to all women whose Pussy ive deftly & expertly eaten recently.
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    IMPORTANT: Marvel Universe breaking New Ground By Introducing World's First "Mentally Ill" Supervillain
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    @dwayne_media Jokes On You: I Consider Myself To Be Of Above Average Intelligence
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    RT @DiaperDunce: Diaper Dunce logo officially up and it’s looking pretty cool. Find… https://t.co/eYIUzHIdgx
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    RT @BBW_Lover: 2:29 – Belly Button Fucking: I know some of you love to see a belly button fucked so this one is for you http://bit.ly/paNdy
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    RT @MakeItAQuote: @bigbluntsmoke https://t.co/UQlFiX6161
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    The other day , a longtime follower asked to see my penis.
    I stood Firm and said "No. I will not show my penis to a Shit like you."
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    In the past, I have fallen for this trick over 100 times. I've suffered professionally and mentally as a result. Their tactics are ruthless.
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    They sweet talk you. They promise to sell your penis as an NFT to a wandering merchant and split the profits. I have not received this money
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    When they obtain the pic it's game over. They can black mail you into saying the N-Word. They can print it out and suck on it like a dildo.
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    The temptation to send your penis is something that plagues us all. It's not "Gay" to resist it. This is the true test of a Content Creator.
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    (said within ear shot of girls) yeah so like i was saying me and the boys are laughing AT the bitter beer face commerciasls. not WITH them
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    every one here has become too cynical and full of their own ass. its like none of you are even trying to help Jussie
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    - full color
    - 395 pages
    -beautiful good shit
    - cheaper than ever, now 35% off??? Get it while u can....
    https://t.co/yiqqyqZfoJ
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    i respect installing $40000 of mods into a pit bull to make him look like Frankenstein but changing his name to "btk killer" is too much.
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    im thinking the next big industry is dog humanization services. surgery to make dogs look like a man, stand upright, etc. its what they want
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    (photoshop of a bird shitting in a mans mouth )
    GUY: THis is what society has become
    GUY 2: I can feel myself becoming radicalized from this
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    @tjabbadabba shes already one
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    @tjabbadabba she needs vitamins she looks very tired
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    Men -
    It is never too early to wish all fo the women in your life a happy Valentines day .
    Ladys-
    Im sending you pleasure waves at this time
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    RT @dril: - full color
    - 395 pages
    -beautiful good shit
    - cheaper than ever, now 35% off??? Get it while u can....
    https://t.co/yiqqyqZfoJ
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    today my 4 year old son thanked me, for my work in engineering Fostered dialogue's between my White and Black folloers, as well as Asianic.
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    Your replies have been simply Fire. Love the energy but please do keep any talk of boiling me alive to a minimum as that is against the law
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    https://t.co/RzbxfeNYr7
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    i was given permission to show this https://t.co/c7qbLHYchI
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    https://t.co/rlFUCJ7SSw
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    the sticker on the back of my dodge stratus says it all... if you drive Cozy Coupe , FUCK OFF !
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    @BronzeHammer i can load my gun in 0.1 seconds. i cn load it so much faster than that guy perfectly every time
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    @Bro_Pair @BronzeHammer fucky ou https://t.co/Aw54lLaECc
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    RT @9822084b9d02438: @PDXAcademyofSex
    Hello i wont to come in academy of sex but when the inscription
    Please contact me in twitter
    And thank you
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    RT @9822084b9d02438: Ceep calme and love sex
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    RT @morrisskinn708: i need your help to make money,i wont to join the illuminati
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    RT @morrisskinn708: @TeflonDon305 hello i wont to join the 666 please help me
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    RT @morrisskinn708: @JoelOsteen hello help me to join the illuminati
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    ive cancelled this project due to of people getting mad at me. thank you to the 1 guy who bought it https://t.co/Brsl4OtyAT
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    i invent the first porno NFT and i get an ass kicking . i try to do something nice and my followres attack me like a dog
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    were done trying to rescue Small Business. my show will be called Restaurant Fucker, ill go to the worst places on earth & knock shit around
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    just remembered the tweet i did of corb cob after seeing a picture of it for the 10000th time. Wow thats so funny
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    RT @jacobtu09565788: worshiping https://t.co/5ZU61Lngc3
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    click my like button if oyure the 10% of teens generation who think twerking is Foolish
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    lets "BUTT FUCK" covid
    Signed ,
    The @ Dril Social Media Response Team
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    RT @smokeyjoe489: Wow it’s beautiful, thank u @dril https://t.co/izOzhTF9Jg
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    OOUUHH youd love for me to give my self a kidney stone on purpose , wouldn't you!! you dirty mother fuckers Oouuhhhh!!
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    this page is the "No Ratio Zone" Ya got that Dick head?
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    RT @condom_king: http://t.co/QWfCVs1B7g
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    RT @ONECondoms: #tbt to @CHVRCHES rocking our @Lifebeat #ONE condoms! #safesex http://t.co/IyylPJB2oI
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    RT @condom_king: Your Brand Here http://t.co/ooMIVQr9
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    RT @condom_king: condom king http://t.co/WeZR8W1M
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    who ever invents all the nursery rhymes (hollywood? government?) needs to write one that doenst suck fucking my balls
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    "DUHH DUDHHH DUHH" thats what you sound like when you sing twinkle twinkle little star or any crap like that. Its not real music
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    if you get omicron variant and win the darwin award i will kick the ass of you. i will put you on the doushe bag list.
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    @tom_on_here because simply you are already on the list.
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    @tom_on_here this is his wife typing this. You killed him, you gave him a stress attack
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    my fellow men it seems are more interested in getting their dicked sucked , than fostering a network of Gratitude for the voices of bodys.
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    looking at my metrics & noticing a decrease in followers after retweeting the "Condom king" acct 4 times in a row. fuck you all. Fake people
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    RT @sirgamer: playing video games
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    (shrieking at phone) what do u mean my motehr fucking ken bone NFT is "GONE"? this is IMPOSSIBLE!! i need it to access the MetGala Beer ROom
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    lord help me im aobut to ratio this bitch
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    next year ill try harder to be the guy who posts shit like "Fucking 2022 Poop Hell" every time a celeb perishes in a small aircraft disaster
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    each follower on here is like a gun pointed at your head 24/7 . Thats what only a mere fraction of my Fucking pain is
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    im sorry but if you say something to me like "oh im jacking off right now its good" or "i respect Peepee" you automatically lose the debate
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    RT @DubStep_man: Jonny Deep
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    i have never touched a single piece of cum
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    i think my neighbor might be a gamer?? hes always yelling shit like "Oh Of Course He Fucking Shot Me. Of Course I Just Get Instantly Fucked"
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    while you're all worried of OMICRON .... https://t.co/ufpkRE4Pe9
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    when a drama liker tries to talk to me about Whatever bull shit and i will just simply say "Uh!" #insipid
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    Bloomberg Opinion has cleansed the earth with Absolute Fire once again! " this is Brouh Moment to me!! "
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    MKOprah
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    RT @MichaelKors: Livetweet starts now!!! Who's excited!!?? #MKOprah #Oprah
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    @stanmccune @i_zzzzzz @nomstrositi every one is angry at me. Oh ive made a mess of it all
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    "thanks for having a look at my fucking posts..." - the Chaotic man
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    #BareShelvesBiden https://t.co/5VXo7hKkE2
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    ladys dont send me nudes... send me nudes of your therapist. so i can "Bust"
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    RT @mrdiaper: Footballer super injunction
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    going to eat too much refined carbohydrates and turn my dick stupid
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    my followers love watching me vomit all over my $4000 gaming setup like a Whore
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    @dangerousneil it has already got shit in it ,
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    my book is still ~33% off and still fucking actually good. what are you waiting for...
    https://t.co/yiqqyqZfoJ https://t.co/Di9t9mNfh9
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    @SidBeers there was a lot of bull shit with supplies being late but the signed books are moving now, got about 60 m… https://t.co/04cc1MOCjD
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    @ringswaldegan i will draw a picture of lips on it but i will not kiss it because we are living in a Fucking pandemic .
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    Masturbatorkiller vs. DaddyMilker. do not miss this Debate.
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    @miss_birdbrain maybe some people like it. dont be judgmental
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    wfie chasing me with rolling pin because i changed my display name to "black Wolf" and put the Poly flag in there
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    i think all commercials should beg me to "try not to cum" and not just the ones on porno sites
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    RT @demonsex69: making what i can of what life delt
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    @GoOffKings i was forced to draw these due to your vile prompts... Oh it was horrible
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    "im a karen who speaks to the manager too much"
    if you say this FUCK YOU !!!
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    The Scholar`s Guild— The latest Posting Brand from influencer @Dril. It is a direct response to Liar Culture & the advent of Female Tyranny.
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    By engaging with my Troll bait ,you hav e fallen directly into my ass. Good evening
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    yes i got smacked by ball lightning in the bathtub and now im connected to ghosts. yes i have Tantric sex with astral women
    rogan: Holy shit
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    going hannibal lectore style analysis on this bastards posts. Hah. you make it too easy; i get paid to fuck clowns like you
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    verne is back https://t.co/HGoyozoQir
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    dont know ass hole https://t.co/PZvQ8Jg5wj
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    thank you for liking my Wordle.
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    @womenlover007 https://t.co/6fkfdndvaJ
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    RT @Men_Posts: Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
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    RT @Men_Posts: If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
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    when you say some shit like "Isis is good" on martin luther king day, i want the pain i feel from reading that, to be the pain inside of you
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    no https://t.co/JjDPfzP8TB
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    RT @Sweetyman3: Hi every1.
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    RT @patchcollecter: @stouffers the sweetish meatballs https://t.co/Yyjp72rdpF
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    RT @whatup1995: @stouffers wtf is this a bug https://t.co/hixbbuZozU
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    RT @kcgreenn: reading @dril 's book and giving him the proper respect he deserves salute emoji https://t.co/7i1IhCDIhP
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    @kcgreenn sorry for leaving a poop that looks like your initials
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    you all think youre all being "PLAYAS" !!! you think your doing swag to me. But, you are simply just pissing me off ...
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    @DMXridingahorse https://t.co/37znBaNYqn
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    if a gorggeous woman made a sexual comment about my perfectly toned body i would put her in a head lock. post "Thats Right" if you agree
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    omicron? omi gettin out of here #GotThierAss
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    attn all my fellow high profile Hollywood guys—please checkout my friend "@CelebKiller" look at his scripts, get him in the movies Thank you
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    not rewarding certain brands for their BS w/ free advertising, but id just like to say that all candy mascots are canonically the White man.
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    RT @mr_economy: mr. economy
    Mr. Economy
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    geetting absolutely goated off that pig leaf like a Cartoon
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    im the most murdered victim on earth
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    @w0a0i0f What ever. I'm a hated bug
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    receieved "DOG`s CURSE"...
    "The Poster Will Transform Into A Dog Unless Ten Beautiful Women Apologize To Him"
    It'll never happen! Im Fucked!
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    many are asking me about "hamburger 2.0" . I will say more of it in due time.
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    girl let me tell you i dont normally send sexual messages on here. but you look like the" juggys" from the man show
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    ealier today i posted a sexually charged comment to my page. I apologize. i dont know why i do this. I suppose im simply destined to FUCK UP
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    @alexnpress Im so fucked up. Im an embarrassment to the brand
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    @alexnpress OK.
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    filling the entire toilet bowl with piss some how
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    just shaking my head while the piss comes out. This is so vapid
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    Frowning
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    hbo euphoira tricked my two year old into getting blasted on Brown heroin. thank you for bothering me outside of grocery stores @dare
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    RT @MyDare: I Dare You - Walk in the middle of a busy street and shout something rude! Post video of this onto this page.
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    if the mask from "the mask" was real it would be on the news.
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    THINKING ABOUT "WHAT'S FOR LUNCH" !!!!!!!!!!!
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    https://t.co/A4i2owgLvQ
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    BOND: I want enough napalm to blow the shit out of a man's ass
    Q: No.. that's too much
    BOND: Do as I say
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    when you reply to a womans selfy with a picture of invader zim saying "Epic Need" it never fails. i have cheated on my wife over 400 times
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    slow transitioning my brand name to "Mr.Simplygood" over the couse of years 2022-2026. do not freak out
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    instagram will not stop suggesting i follow my friends moms so if i become any of you guys new Dad im sorry
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    RT @michael33984814: https://t.co/ha08HINLnm
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    https://t.co/ltP4zRcqcU
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    i will keep my followers safe from whoppi goldberg https://t.co/MmrzWT5eIC
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    https://t.co/qCwAUXTsBL
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    closing my onlyfans after doing all possible combos of pics (penis, balls, penis lifted up to expose balls, and Ass, Spread ass, and Mouth.)
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    "What if we all took a page from You Tube, and removed the dislike bar, of real life. " - The Wanderer (Me)
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    my heart goes out to people waking up from comas today & not believing the date actually is the number 2 repeated an insane amount of times
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    if youre a groundhog assassin, hunter or whatever, please dont kill any groundhogs or talk about killing groundhogs today. this is Their day
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    only gamers know whats this is https://t.co/A0nfZC4SQH
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    asking the armed forces recruiter at the mall if he ever cut a man in half
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    might pull some strings and get a paywalled article put in the "whats happening" sidebar about my Horny Status, for 10000000 people to see
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    HUuuuu!! Topgolf is Trending !! Look at it! Look! https://t.co/7frnMJ7ABi
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    this is how i deal with the SCUM!! Fuck you! https://t.co/nhgbnrqKK4
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    "the Red Phone collection"
    from my book, still on sale for 33% off for some reason. thank you… https://t.co/GXKY81r57p
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    just did my 1000 jumps at the jumping gym. i could tear a mans fucking head off, with my leg
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    comedy is more important than ever. thats why all my single lady followers shoud move into my house & kiss me on the mouth—It would be funny
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    if the flow of Nuanced takes regarding pod casts, the baneful N-Word, etc, shall ever cease, ill scream like i got injected w/ an air bubble
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    what would you do if i unlocked 100% of my true brain? Nothing. you would be fucked
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    metal gear eric called me at 2 am last night to tell me he just envisioned a strain of marijuana called "Racism Ender"
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    RT @gamer_shit: "Im gunna fuck your bitch while we watch teenmom 2" - stupid studdery dude
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    RT @gamer_shit: I really wanna win the money #EsuranceSave30
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    the year is 2043, men have gotten too much therapy and are now Masters of Deceit, using their supernatural mental health to get insane head
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    I want to become the White Martin Luther King of Mental Health. ANd I want to get rich doing it, but without losing my "Edge" or selling out
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    @rifflesby i didnt put any ants in there i just opened it uo and ate all the blue shit.
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    (saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the Addams family is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Leftist
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    say it isnt so.......
    some of my followers think being a "KAREN" ,
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    RT @BabeFollower: Following 100 babes ...... you are the chose ones ladies
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    if you dm me some dog shit business offer and dont immediately offer me a $10000+ Apology fee youre fucked more than anything ever
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    https://t.co/KE3I54b5QR
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    if i was a rich guy who had to try to convince a bunch of people that dog shit tastes good i would absolutely buy a super bowl ad
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    if the mafia was going to kill me unless i made a super bowl commercial saying "i love dog shit" i would create so many jobs
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    @wwwdotyoutube back in 2008 or whatever i made the decision not to make $1 billion off of bit coins because i knew… https://t.co/g2tKmNW47B
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    super bowl? the ony bowl you fucking slobs have any right to talk about is the dog bowl, which is where you all eat most of your food out of
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    Oh yes he really said that shit .
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    whatever bitch told me the stock market is closed on valentinees day owes me $100000
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    wow some celeb freaked out and wore a weird shirt again, that's crazy. did you hear a guy from the computer went to jail for fucking his mom
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    new bat man villain "the dunce" just a guy in a dunce cap who says hes sorry a lot while bat man knocks the crap out of him
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    @rrinconn the birthday dunce., the most blessed dunce of all
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    Haven't the slightest idea why 1.6 million people would follow someone who's ramblings have all the charm of an ill… https://t.co/1lMDJzjpMq
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    just generated the N-word inside of my brain in 3D, spun it around in circles, and exploded it #DrilThankYou
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    RT @YouTubeBitch: THAT'S RIGHT.
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    RT @YouTubeBitch: @charlestrippy IF YOU DO WIN THE SHORTY AWARDS, MENTION THE YOUTUBE BITCH IN YOUR SPEECH
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    RT @TheYoutubeBitch: @youtubebitch I AM THE REAL YOUTUBE BITCH, BITCH!
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    does any one know any barbers in the Hollywood burbank area who specialize in "White boy's Hair"
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    @robinhatch hmm more ignorance
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    ass challenge : lay face down on your bed and try to kick your self in the ass. i was able to tdo this
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    only 1% of my followers can do this. Pathetic! fuck you, go do your wordles
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    @robinhatch use its power wisely...
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    MEN would rather say shit like "Skip to my Lou" than chant a single Healing Mantra. Not me though
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    if you cancel me "your stupid"
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    Am i a" HO"?
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    like this if you think putin needs to go watch the NEWS!
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    i will delete this if he wins
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    they should make a wiki feet for peoples lunch pics
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    imagine if elon Trolled you by sending you a dog saying "Well isnt that special"or some shit. youd get more ptsd than every veteran combined
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    if i had $1000000, or even $100000, i'd marry a woman with a completely unfuckable, solid gold Pussy. and i would look at it and say "Wow"
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    @tom_on_here you do not care about the stats you are choosing that class for a gross reason
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    @tom_on_here donkey is the hardest class for experts only
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    @miss_birdbrain it got me 10000 likes and a reply from the ravishing Janet Bird brain. what more could i ask for !!!!
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    im thinking this shit addresses my main problem with soda, which is that drinking it doesnt force me to witness the… https://t.co/kpSVJbnEb0
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    my ass looks like a NUMB SKULL's ass
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    thgere should be a side quest in elden ring where you dm a bunch of guys gfs "Im sorry he cares more about his Fucking Stupid game than you"
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    rickgamecube insists that its good when the pussy is Dry, because your dick is cleaner afterwards. he compares it to taking a shit
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    rickgamrcube will have sex 1 time in his life. at the age of 58 he will hire a prostitute after being diagnosed with a terminal illness.
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    you look like ther type of mother fucker who uses "Whataboutism" in arguments. buddy. the SImpsons spoofed your ass… https://t.co/ML7GPPbhg5
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    we'd pour hot wax into the assholes of new marines yelling "Welcome to the CORPS!" cant do that anymore. this nation used to build railroads
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    OK can i just say fucking this??? the motherf ucking ww3 zombie apocalpse was NOT on my 2022 bingo card. #DarkHumour #myHeartGoesOut
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    sushi place i get my Specialty Rolls from apparently thinks its ok to just fill the takeout box with tempura crumbs. dirty & unprofessional
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    who slid this shit under my door. people are being bombed in a war right now and you do this to me. youll never get… https://t.co/F8BwG0mPlU
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    "it is fine to reuse condoms once or twice if youre just using them to jack off" Can I get an RT !!
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    shes a real beautie https://t.co/IAjmdl0KaU
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    https://t.co/F3FPeJ49kp
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    cum is so stupid. when i look at it i dry heave and cry for help
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    my hate'rs trying to turn me GAY!
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    oh, look, people are posting more wiseguy shit while the adults in the room are trying to make the gas prices lower. Perfect
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    ive just dipped every boxcutter in my house into a mug of real life brown recluse venom. Now's not the time to get stupid with my ass
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    its friday "youknow what that means" https://t.co/NAAgk1f6LO
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    RT @MichaelButler6: Pre Sabbath at Hootors
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    due to fan complaints theyre making the Simpsons normal colored in season 38 and beyond. at long last this crap is at an end, 60 fps as well
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    my god leave them yellow https://t.co/CI4oQYvj3B
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    whats everyones favorite gas price? mine is $3.29
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    welcome to smoker country
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    Wasup honey. You tryin to look at my Gamer? (referring to penis)
    Di this mother fucker really just call his penis his "gamer"? Yes i did it
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    https://t.co/Bdb2FUmzOz
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    @SmilingObject i would be so scared. i would absolutely have to negotiate a $5 million dollar minimum n-word fee
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    why are the ants only invading my bathroom sink? you dip shits are way off. i got a whole ass bag of sugar in the kitchen, unsecured
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    You trying to eat the dried up tooth paste I spit up out of my mouth? You little pieces of Shit?
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    i hate to say it, Oh i hate to say it, but many of my wfollowers think that "Diddy's kong quest" is more important than the Mona Lisa.
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    fuck the game "Musical chairs ". they should call it "RNG bull shit Chairs"
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    you need to realize that when you make a joke about the queen dying it is the british version of 9/11. You are spitting in the face of 9 /11
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    diddy's kong quest is soon to be considered a turner classic michelin star Kong Quest and gamer fans are screaming loud.
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    worlds first adult man netflix cutie fatally TREATTED LIKE SHIT on his BIRTHDAY
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    @womenlover007 this MF keeping her chili crisp cold
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    @womenlover007 thats how the chefs do it
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    "societys more obcessed with pooping and pissing and having sex than they are with solving the heartlands opioid crisis ." - grover
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    shes got full, luscious lips, killer Tits, and triple knockout hourglass hips. Not who you were expecting, huh...??… https://t.co/ApUc76gpUf
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    with these cash back rewards i can fulfill my long standing dream of taking 2 women to red lobster at the same time https://t.co/glT0P7Vkga
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    https://t.co/sdPbw2yASr
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    had to block the guy posting him self smoking a pocket pussy under all my posts. good night nasty mother fucker
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    https://t.co/Ho2KYgvj3X
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    when you find out that i intentionally limit my power by not being a guy who retweets his own shit.........
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    i hate it when the boys at the office find my "Are you a pussy" buzz feed quiz results that i printed out
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    boys crowding around the salt lick and theeres a tiny guy in the back saying "cmon! let me get a taste of that!! ah Jeez!!"
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    nobody believes me that once i was shitting in a cave & the sound of it hiting the floor replicated the Nintendo switch snap sound perfectly
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    is this Fucking true??? https://t.co/eGFnZY1GGY
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    its too easy to delete some absolute dog shit you posted. you should have to send like a pint of your own blood to twitter HQ to do it
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    people think today is a good day to talk about the oscars. Wrong. Today we are honoring all of my girl followers who have ever died.
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    when i serve you one of my fine home cooked meals i promise 2 things:
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    Will Smith Sir Your Going To Fucking Jail!!!!!!!!!!!! You Are An Attacker!
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    @Gulpari__ Yeah
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    when people say they quit smoking to save money i simply laugh. all the smokers i know are Rich
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    ive never normalized a thing in my life
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    https://t.co/75ggPj1gcL
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    would you let a man named "Porno Pete" do your taxes
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    @BrotiGupta little is known of him...
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    this was fucking real. i cant get over it. what was this guy doing, endorsing piss? https://t.co/apB8KVgUSX
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    RT @pornopete: Quality is better then quantity, anything is better the nothing.......
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    @neonwario the dog must forever be referred to as a Bastard and take a Bastard`s surname
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    james bond the good fellas and god father team up to shoot the most ufos you have everf fucking seen
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    https://t.co/J17wNL9dxu
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    it seems like nobody appreciates a good wine any more. every one would all rather drink Redditor Cum
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    achieving the uppermost echelons of power & influence just to get sucked off next to Rep. Cawthorn in a room that looks like a hotel lobby
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    some times i see people buying shit at a store and wonder if theres a dark side to comsumerist behaviours....
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    RT @joedirt69: just taking it easy
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    RT @GamerElite: waiting patiently for the release of Call of duty: mondern warfare 2 and Assasins Creed 2. Gaming fiercely until then.
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    RT @yahoogmail: Trying to fing Pastor chappell
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    RT @yahoo_gmail: Speedmarry not only for marriage but also more products jobs, webmasters, pagerank etc
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    RT @speedmarry: Speedmarry not limited for only matrimonial webiste besides it has numerous tools and user friendly programs like Jobs, Forums, many more..
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    RT @screwu: U sound like walle havin sex with da speak and spell
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    RT @TwiterPolice: I know what is in area 51
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    RT @TwiterPolice: Please treat Twitter users and Twitter website with respect
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    RT @TwiterPolice: I have watched every terminator movie and series episode
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    theres a 1000 dollars in front of you. youre free to take it but if you do every dead bug on earth comes back to life. Do you take it Yes No
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    @robinhatch lets make it 2000 dollars. i want to see these fuckers sweat
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    @tom_on_here Cared enough to reply me ! Youre like in love with me !
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    I see no humor in my providing a safe dm for women to discuss open mouth kissing. Whats funny is people using that as an excuse to attack me
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    Acutually, its not fucking funny. Its just pathetic.
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    i keep a spare pen under my desk at the office in case my boss catches me self sucking i can go "Oops I dropped my pen" and hold the pen up.
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    in the year 2200 big government breeding restrictions will be done away with and all service animals will look like… https://t.co/ZX1reFjXme
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    What makes the idea of me being a "Pervert" so comedic is the fact that I cant even get an erection in public. Its actually a problem for me
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    RT @pimpreal: Me against da world
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    RT @gamer_master: nothing
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    RT @emccedrewk: if your single?! Copy and paste this and whoever likes it would date you
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    RT @emccedrewk: This whole world is fucked
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    https://t.co/hCJDnueSN3 great news for me- a fucking dumb ASS! who FUCKS EVERY THING UP!!!
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    "nice tweet edit" will replace "posted from android huh??" as the reply that makes girls fuck you instantly
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    "Do tip your pimp today." -Mr. Sex Work
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    girls: Youre perfect! Youre so good! Youre a hero!
    ME: Hm maybe i should go outside & eat little pieces of shit because im SAD!
    girls: Nooo!
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    which ever mother fucker invents the porno version of squid games... buddy you're making $1000000 Easy
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    @Maggie_Jean @kristoferthomas asia is now protected from all sex. thank you
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    https://t.co/bYQgljNp1w
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    RT @Titty_Man: I CAN&#039;T STOP PLAYING CERBERUS AGE! #cerberusage *420* Cerberus Age http://t.co/0YwIuifW
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    RT @Mp3man: Fuck this twitter shit
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    RT @Naughtyman: sheild fan right here my dad and I watched religously until I joined the Army.
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    RT @Naughtyman: I must say, I'm not the biggest McDonalds fan, but their egg mcmuffins, amongst a few other things, are the shizznizzle.
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    waiting patiently for the release of Call of duty: Hard Brexit and Sasquatch Creed 2. Gaming fiercely until then.
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    thanks all. together weve raised over $63 for raytheon to develop a brand new ITAS that can shoot down enemy prayers before they reach God .
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    RT @Masturbator10: I am watching Russel Brand on CNN Pierce Morgan.I am masturbating hard.
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    RT @grumpycatman: You need a big dose of shut up!
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    RT @GrummpyCat: Hoes Went From "Duck Duck Goose" To "Fuck Fuck Loose" "From Ring Around A Roise " To " Fuckin All Da Homies
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    Deep Fake offers us infinite possibilities. For instance, you could generate an image of your self with a larger penis, and jack off to it .
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    " If Will Smith slapped me I would call 911 " - Dril
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    every time i shit into the toilet i turn around and take a look at it and i am appalled by what i see
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    RT @ngelGarcaGarci2: @zyngapoker Thank you 😎🗽🎆 https://t.co/SdOueYFrMS
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    RT @ngelGarcaGarci2: @zyngapoker 😎🔥 https://t.co/cVswcNe5oq
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    RT @ngelGarcaGarci2: @zyngapoker Thank you 😎 https://t.co/gSg4g0hbdq
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    RT @mstfdeniz8: @zyngapoker give me back my receipts or i will declare you thieves on all platforms
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    RT @ANASNAS48878993: @zyngapoker https://t.co/iRxMd3HfeA
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    if u think you can sub tweet me because its 3am you need to Shut Yuh Ass Up
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    https://t.co/vsYEtKW5tR
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    no heaven or hell when you die, everyone is just herded into a room with a big scoreboard saying which person blasted the most Cum
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    does any one know when is 4 20
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    i think every one with depression, anxieety, stomachaches, etc, should get a gold coin that lets them legally park in front of fire hydrants
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    level 4 Smoker
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    Ya Know They Been Calling Me "The Bitch Who Did 9/11"
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    RT @TruthPointDWR: THE WAIT IS OVER—
    TRUTHPOINT RETURNS: MAY 1ST
    Only on CNN+
    "We are not only excited to return to the world of Truth… https://t.co/QmrpQXyV5Q
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    @derek8185338005 @TruthPointDWR im told you can expect an email very soon.
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    If you ever in your life had this thought:

    "Hmm, Today I think I will go Full Karen."

    me and my friends will NEVER hang out with you!!!!
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    "gamer cock is in demand" Girls are saying this
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    too bad. https://t.co/5YZT0dOhVK
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    reply to my post again for the 500th time you fucking moron. Go ahead, see if i dont block your ass and give you depression .
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    @w0a0i0f theres him
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    https://t.co/qWq40JPAFX
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    RT @zyngaboy: i got scammed 45000 coins and 5600 yocash
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    RT @zyngaboy: i want it back
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    RT @Download_Man: Im downloading
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    the next masked singer should be a dead guy
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    there should be a boot camp for guys who like references to movies ans tv shows
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    RT @FullscreenDream: https://t.co/rEPOdtNDoU
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    fuck GRAVES... bury me in STAR WARS
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    RT @shit_master: yo shit n at home bord ass hell was up
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    RT @FuckedUpReality: I don't do shits
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    RT @FuckedUpReality: When the world turns their back on you, it's time for reality check and fuck off.
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    RT @shit123456789: my mom ate my burger
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    these accusations that I like the gas prices are especially absurd, when you consider that ive been like the MAIN guy saying that theyre bad
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    RT @WorldBestHumor: Listening to music at high volumes can make a person calmer, happier and more relaxed.
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    RT @bestofcomedy: You are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know... And that is why we are best friends...
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    RT @bestofcomedy: Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a fuck.
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    RT @bestofcomedy: Saying "I'm fine" when you're not, "it's nothing" when it's everything, "I'm done" when you know you still wanna try.
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    theyll let any dirty looking man get on television and claim hes a cowboy its STUPID! they think youre STUPID With this shit
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    remove all of the bathrooms from churchs right now. you need to be doing that at home
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    my sons new deal is saying he wants to be "Tiny" when he grows up, no doubt due to the forlorn shit he has been looking up on the computer .
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    nobody gets my humor . Guess Im due for an ass kicking. I deserve shit
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    https://t.co/XbYmQBG5cR
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    your saying the quiet part out loud ... https://t.co/QoHZ3zaC8w
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    never seen a more perfect hoagie

    https://t.co/8iogtLjtus
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    washcloth draped over the face , pointing up towards the showerhead. thats right folks im waterboarding my self again for my viral #Failures
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    had another nightmare where i had to explain to my high school principal why i wrote "Moves like Dorner" on the front of my note book
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    Oops! another $50000 worth of nft ape shit got stolen from me some how. Weird!!! good thing i still have all 200 of my iq points
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    will 2023 be a "big year"
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    @skummaigenom from damn kindergarten
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    @skummaigenom Just playing. Have a Twisted Sunday...
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    ive generated over 100,000 wordles in my head and completed them easily. what more can i say of it
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    all of these people want to help me for Free. what a wonderful community https://t.co/5xda5mY0Y5
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    @dwayne_media i am sending my passport and car keys to this man
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    i had do to it do him
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    my attitude is generally over all an "I dont give a fuck" attitue
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    does that make me a nasty guy? Maybe. I just shrug and say "Fuck you" and "Fuck yourself"
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    marijuana did columbine
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    And now it seems that even my own followers cannot resist pelting me with ad homenim dog shit.
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    taking 3.5 million foot and mouth disease infected pigs and burying them alive in a massive landfill in sotuh korea. Good or bad
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    Up & coming comedian hits my dms, says I'd like to workshop some bits w/ you. Lets rap. Then he shows me his penis. 600th time this happened
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    Many scientists agree that in the near future you wull soon be able to be sucked off by a gadget or a gizmo, instead of a woman.
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    @TheDiaperDynamo but if i do that i will make $0 from it
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    the nyt is giving me $10000 to write about the time i lied face down and cried while dogs humped me until i cummed in my pants 100% flaccid.
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    world governements are calling diarrhea the "shit of the future" as it is faster to poop out; causes less wear and tear on pipes & plumbing
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    @MrBean i lost $900000 on this shit trhe instant your goofy ass got involved. you fucked me Bean
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    my landlord gave me a call and told me the turds coming from my apartment seemed unusually thin. we then discussed turd strategy for 3 hours
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    manifesting not getting my ass kicked b y saying "i hope i dont get my ass kicked today" and getting my ass kicked regardless
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    i take the stage. my red penis tip sticks out of my waistband; little bit of piss coming out. "I will end all politics-based attacks of me."
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    ralph_of_x_box told me "the best damn sports show period 2" is coming out in 2023
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    RT @ChowderTourism: Thursday's episode is our last, and what happens in it is up to you. Depending on your path, your story's conclusio… https://t.co/GsUlaRO02C
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    uhhhhh????? no idea https://t.co/iu82yeT1fg
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    " Is it just me, or is SQUID GAME getting to be a little too close, to real life? " — © COPY RIGHT 2022 @Dril — "That's money in the bank"
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    i have obtained Seth's Ape. i will be usinbg him to co-host my new tv show that is basically jack ass but fake
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    @robinhatch let the record show , always and forever https://t.co/7VdKReCOOE
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    @derek8185338005 @matthewgoldin @robinhatch in the fucked up world of golf , last place is actually good
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    RT @oldmen345: কমলা সুন্দরীর নাচ https://t.co/aogJR3FAmO
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    ants https://t.co/cCCX3FW4ET
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    Penis Rant - come see the all-time famous "Penis Rant"
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    girl...id buy u any bra on earth, even if it was $100, thats how much I care about our whole shit! GUess Im a real sick fuck, huh? Ya think?
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    RT @dr_money: upward momentum of market seems to week .......can not sustain above 4800 level today.
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    RT @drmoney: Just doing stuff at home
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    tyoure on here scrutinizing my posts , while your girl is out Fucking curly from the three stooges
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    it truly does seems that most of people would put more trust into Gay lord focker, than Our lord father
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    ladys please step on my toxic male Ass! Go nuts stomping my ass out like a cigarette until I hate it! Until I think its a bad idea!
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    LAST CHANCE:
    taking FINAL orders for Deluxe Hardcover Books
    w/ autograph and personalized sketch
    "Own The Legacy"
    https://t.co/sEoc3FiLMd
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    @rokine40 please send more Info i will see what's going on .
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    my biggest fear is that theres an earth quake while im jacking off and little pieces of cum start flyiyng into my mouth and all over my dog
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    i bring my own drink coasters and use them on the tables at burger King. Because im not a fuck boy piece of shit.
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    FYI if you were to be killed by Drunk Driver paul pelosi, or any heir of the noble Pelosi bloodline, youd enjoy a warriors death in Valhalla
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    @heaberald not my heaven
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    @heaberald i aint cleaning up his messes in the after life
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    ONLY 5 DAYS LEFT..
    ive defiled the books of hundreds of satisfied readers. on june 7th this offer is gone for good… https://t.co/hjIYf0J09e
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    RT @dril: LAST CHANCE:
    taking FINAL orders for Deluxe Hardcover Books
    w/ autograph and personalized sketch
    "Own The Legacy"
    https://t.co/sEoc3FiLMd
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    deluxe copies available only 3 more days so get those orders in... i will not shut the fuck up aobut this until the… https://t.co/6A2S6Nd0kv
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    guy who drinks pepto bismol every time he has to take a shit until the feeling subsides
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    experience the avatar blue person VR blow job - only at Sears department stores
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    getting Shit engagement numbers all around. Thats saturday morning for you. My followers all have DUIs. Guess ill go fuck my self! Boo hoo!
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    RT @dril: deluxe copies available only 3 more days so get those orders in... i will not shut the fuck up aobut this until the… https://t.co/6A2S6Nd0kv
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    you fuckas have only 2 days to order the deluxe edition of my good book "At least its not some NFT bull shit"

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    RT @dril: you fuckas have only 2 days to order the deluxe edition of my good book "At least its not some NFT bull shit"

    https://t.co/sEoc3FiLMd
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    only 1 MORE DAY to order a "PRICELESS" hardcover copy of my book with custom illustration...do not mess this up

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    smokinh crack cocaine will turn you in to a dumb ass but it also has a 1% chance to turn you into a genius. thats how i become "KING"
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    my idea for adam is the water boy sequel called beer boy where he gives beer to the football player's
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    to every one who thinks i will get in trouble for posting this. https://t.co/DCqQKXnw5M
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    "The news is so fucked as of late. " - DiaperVoter
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    RT @dril: only 1 MORE DAY to order a "PRICELESS" hardcover copy of my book with custom illustration...do not mess this up

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    THIS IS UR LAST CHANCE !! after today i will no longer accept any orders for deluxe hardcovers. act now or perish… https://t.co/qeWm6vThFG
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    RT @dril: THIS IS UR LAST CHANCE !! after today i will no longer accept any orders for deluxe hardcovers. act now or perish… https://t.co/qeWm6vThFG
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    well the response to this has been Fucking wild... there are a ton of orders for me to get through so please be patient!! Thank U!!
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    and for all you stragglers out there who missed the deadline i ordered some extra copies. thats all. shutting the fuck up about this now
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    @fruitcontent i can still hire you but only if you accept bobs big boy as payment
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    @TOS_Violator @fruitcontent reading your posts is slave labor to me
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    @TOS_Violator @fruitcontent its some where between the grip and the barrel
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    When they call Elvis "the king", i can only shake my head. As the only man I recognize as King is reformed pervert President Joseph R. Biden
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    im the ceo and if you show up to my work with little pieces of poop on your tie YOU ARE OUTTA HERE !!
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    its me, dan Schneider & SirGamestop sitting in a hot tub taking turns sucking on a prosthetic foot and wondering when the Girls will show up
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    @dwayne_media It all so sucks Ass.
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    RT @Mr_pimper: @kyAiisha9724

    im new to twitter so can you tell me how to chat to the celebs
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    regarding the pep boys. they look disgusting
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    @idiotslug do not talk shit like this
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    nobody b cares about my POSTS!! every one wants to suck my dick!! Im going to become a maga guy!!! Behave bitches! Behave!
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    RT @TrumpKiller: Driving while texting should be a criminal offense.
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    RT @TrumpKiller: Texting while driving is dumber than dumb.
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    RT @TrumpKiller: RJH Creations@MenWhoRock
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    RT @Mr_headshot: Olive Garden in Iowa city
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    RT @Mr_headshot: I think snipers are the deadliest person on the battlefield, you can never see the shot coming and the kill is most likely instant.
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    RT @Mr_headshot: I hate mid-terms
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    if donald trump tried to drunk drive in front of me i would karate kick the keys out of his hand with perfect precision
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    they done fucked up and made big bird "Woke"
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    girls will be like "i cant go out tonight! i have a pimple" and then they will get a face tattoo of Baloo from thre jungle book
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    a mystery individual is going around telling girls he invented "The Ass Meme" . you must stop this immediately. only i am allowed to do that
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    new idea "Golden money" some times when getting money you will get golden money instead which is worth 10x the amount of normal money
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    I will shut the fuck up , IF, it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm
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    I will never become a Mens barber. but I am allowed to admire their culture in any way that pleases me
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    oh you updated your privacy policy? very nice. i updated my privacy policy too which is to show you my ass and balls on purpose. Fuck you
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    nobody is respecting the classics. people would rather stab each other to death in the bathroom than respect the classics
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    RT @Thejeansman: if your looking for any particular levi or wrangler jeans from past to present day we may beable to help
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    RT @Thejeansman: good prices and all guaranteed original jeans paypal is a payment choice we offer
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    RT @Want_help: Help me sir
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    "SORRY BOYS!"
    your cum tributes of me are highly inept, trite, and bogus. Futher more, they look like dog shit. Do better
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    user name "harambe_Poop" is selling false home owners insurance. beware of this
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    @skummaigenom one tear drop for every post u have been a Reply Guy to
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    looks like i fucked up yet another date.. but when you get a phone call from "The Demented Dr. Pussy" you absulutely must answer it
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    you call this shit rotisserie chicken? I bet this shit hasnt even rotated 1 time in its entire life.
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    (suddenly becoming very somber) no Woman should have to pay over $10 for a Brassiere.
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    what did Steve Jobs smoke to come up with all his famous ideas
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    if i buy a roulette table for my house will the boys promise to come over and play roulette ? OR should i fuck myself
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    my followers spend all day begging me to cum all over a napkin and take a picture of it. but when i actually do it, do they retweet me? No
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    i think if we give the cops enough of our money they will eventually prestige into a stronger type of cop that can defeat our own servicemen
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    in terms of cop VS marine all the cop has to do is position himself behind the marine and arrest him for murder and its essentially over
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    when you say "Tickle Me elmo is not a gaming console", youre erasing the voices of everyone that beleives Tickle me Elmo is a gaming console
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    I love quitting posting for like 4 months and coming back as an all-lowercase guy
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    its TGIF which means im imposing the Pussy Eater 's Challenge on to my page. its mostly self explanatory & if you fail it youre fucking dumb
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    RT @Dr_Pimp: hmmm.... panty job
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    the content i Crave https://t.co/sjSHhxcUuy
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    RT @1MillionDollar: www.IhaveaMillionDollar.com
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    RT @CharlySheen: Winning bitches!!!
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    RT @CharlySheen: Please people.... Let's forget for ourselves for a sec and let's #PrayForJapan
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    the guy who invented the plunger said "i gotta find a way to suck the toilet off Pronto"
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    in many ways the blue guys from the avatar movies are like people. they are like us in many ways
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    @intellegint @ursa_turbo @Lowenaffchen ohhh protect me
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    yeah make my license plate say "money 72" please durrr durrrr a-doy He-Haw! He-Haw! Stupid. https://t.co/mYNqOAuAMA
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    72 is not even a lot of money
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    RT @lamboman: contract was approved... over one billion $ over the contract
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    RT @moneyfromhome: On a great teleconference right now with a great group of folks who R so gonna take this world by storm. I LOVE TWITTER!!
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    RT @hatedman: BAD DAY.........
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    you aint ever catching ME getting my "DICK" sucked... NO SIR!! eyes bugging out, ass cheeks twitching, making racist noises—none of that
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    RT @Mrsmile: Mr.smile
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    honter biden answer your phone i left metalGearErics game cube controller at your house and he is freaking out at me. he is in the hospital
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    how do i morph
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    "put your Ass into my world for one second and you will kiss my nuts" - god
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    producing a tv show called "Fuck My Money" and it iwll be either a tv show or a movie. look for it
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    @extranapkins can you believe they won all of that guys money
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    bring me 1 gem, i promote you to Wiseguy. 2 gems ill promote you to Punk. 5 gems makes you Thug. for 10 gems i will promote you to Shit head
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    you boys with your pud in your hand waiting for the girls to wake up and post pics SORRY!! all you get for now are my posts Muta Fucka!!
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    RT @MUTA_FUCKA: @faiz_athalla You such of Bad Boy man!
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    RT @MUTA_FUCKA: @faiz_athalla So , Fuck you to! man , Hahahaah!
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    none of your bios will ever be this good https://t.co/2BNiigI1bq
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    this is seriously my actual reaction when some Stoopid-ass hipster girl asks me what is my faovrite band . https://t.co/FlCIDYrNhc
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    alright Gang, most of the books have arrived and ive started shipping out your orders . look forward to it within t… https://t.co/sGGIp8Vx4v
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    and if you missed the last call for these signed hardcovers, you can still order here. i got a few dozen extra copi… https://t.co/LPwjtSWRk0
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    i want to open the worst pub on earth called like "The Bull Dog's Cock" and get in trouble for tnot paying my employees
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    RT @anelsex: in having sex
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    only 5 copies left. lets get em out of here
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    @dangerousneil mirror just mirror
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    I am Donald "Penis" Trump, known & hated for my Inflammatory rhetoric, as well as my old mafia-style Racism. Looking forward to posting here
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    My 2022 bingo card is looking more and more every day like my fucking ass wiped it .
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    RT @honkky: aoc
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    none of my followers think turds is good
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    i hope all the cartels i pitched nfts to arent mad at me
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    No..!! This Cant be happening! No!!! https://t.co/eR9hf5Olvf
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    just clicking my mouse a bit. having a look at my files
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    https://t.co/F2syoDSNyU
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    RT @menpenis: awawawaaw
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    i must come clean. Last night i said the club was going nuts because the DJ started playing "Take me out to the ball game". This wasnt true.
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    me and Alan are the only guys on here who are allowed to call the police when we get soft blocked
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    call your senator and the local news and tell them you wan't to see the snyder cut, of my posts
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    all of the shit that happens in star wars is so smart
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    RT @nicepimp: Going 2 eat some sandwich if any 1 want me 2 add a comment on ur picture just send me a message or leave me a comment
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    RT @nicepimp: Let the body let the body let the body in the floor!!!!!
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    RT @nicepimp: Let the body let the body let th body in da floor!!!!!!
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    RT @nicepimp: I hate my self!!!!!!!!! IN just bate my fucking life!!!
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    they call the book " 1984" because that's what my iq becomes when i read it....
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    Greeitngs, me and YoshiGod9 were just discussing which releases we consider to be "The Champagne of Gaming" . Would you care to join us
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    when ever i see someone own the olive garden on here i get excited & squash my fucking balls against the computer. but apparently thats bad?
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    if your movie or tv film dosent have Dolby it sucks fucking my dick
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    well i heard on the news theyre putting porno in star wars now. Two can play at that game, George. i ll stop watching your programs you Toad
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    closing my blinds so the feds cant see me... then posting some shit like "hunter biden is jordan peterson if he drank urkel's Cool potion"
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    @egolvin ???? Dont Know why im catching shit for this. Most blinds are famously hard to see through.
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    @egolvin the nasty porno is simply your reflection in the window my Man .
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    People seem to think im a kind of nasty, shitty dog based off the way my posts are treated like dirt. Covid has turned you all into monsters
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    @itspoodieagain im a Skank.
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    i may be wrong, i may be stupid, i may have gotten my son murdered, but at least my clothes arent coverred in SHIT
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    @Ac0gMaster MIght stop giving a fuck all together.
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    i blast all the ufos easily and then you know what i do is i go in there and fuck the alein
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    people are saying thw facebook meta thing is "Hideous/Atrocious" and "Fucking stupid shit" but i gave it a spin & i… https://t.co/0lMtbO9OVn
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    "I would have to take heroin to think this is good. I would need to disable 80% of my brain w/ toxic fumes" Well if you say this youre wrong
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    if you are a HATER you have 24 hours to confess to being a hater and apologize and pull your pants down so every one can see your dick
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    Gamer Kiss Magazine wants to see your "Bitter game face" (the face you make when you are playing a sub par game) Get those pics in Lads.
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    (to sold out crowd at madison square garden) does any one remember the eat the poopoo video. he eat the poo poo? no?
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    ive taken shits that have more money than you you broke bitch https://t.co/fL3Zsti7Py
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    hovering over the apartment maintenance man with my pants down while he unclogs my toilet for the 4th time this week
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    "The Fyre Festival was actualy good! "
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    i really dont care what Yankee Doodle did when he went to town. His toxic fanbase tells me everything I need to know about him .
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    if you think "spy Kids" is better than shakespere youre fucking stupid and me and my uncle would never hire you to work at our car wash
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    ikea still does not sell spittoons in year 2020. a crime against men who spit
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    i hope every one whose house is on fire today gets out safe
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    I wouldnt enjoy doing it, but I would eat dog shit if it would increase my IQ by 1 point. Whos with me
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    RT @lovemypitbull: fixin to mow the lawn
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    everyone mad at me because US army allowed me to create "the MewTwo of pit bulls" using CRISPR. well if i didnt do it some other guy wouldve
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    if twitter wre a grocery store the aisles would be labeled shit like "LIes," and "Ignorance" instead of shit like green beans and diapers
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    movies are fucking dying and its time to open the dialogue on giving hollywood full access to the nastiest chemical/nuclear weapons on earth
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    https://t.co/RijXFhT1Hi
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    having $100 is Millionaire shit
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    oi you lot. The gas pricses have become quite fuck all
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    We All Got That Friend Who Think Jumanji Is Real
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    RT @Kingoflesbians: What's up, bitches? Yeah. I'm back.
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    RT @White_Oprah: sweet balls
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    Guess Ill Just Keep Drinking PISS!!! https://t.co/qGysz0jpQi
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    https://t.co/RwYiMtIExM
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    RT @cigaretteSMOKER: 007観るお
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    every day across this world; loving mothers are giving birth to millions of little babies who ARENT YOU!
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    my Rat Chant:
    Begone, RAT!
    You disgrace my home!
    I will not let you SHIT on my floor!
    My power is beyond your comprehension!
    Now, perish!
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    guy who invented Prayer: This is so sick. Im going to get so much free shit from god. This is the cleanest scam yet. So glad I invented this
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    me and the boys run the most hated content house in all of tinsel Town. all we do is cuck each other by accident and forgive each other
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    its true. your more likely to die in a car wreck going 60 mph than 100 mph "hit the gas before ya crash" the law of 100
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    "ohh i caught you posting cringe you posted Cringe i got you i caught you" Yes bitch. And i make $100 a month doing it.
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    RT @demonballz: Now dat i hav an account! How da hell does this thing work????
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    it Sucks, its bullshit, its stupid, but you Love to see it
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    fuck my ass hole https://t.co/J2wbHKmgkY
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    RT @fucking_ass: fuckinn//
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    they are letting people vomit in the aisle s of the once great Sears department store! they are letting people get NUDE
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    "what if among us was squid game" - DRIL https://t.co/u5ay58wKu8
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    Celebs are sucking & fucking each other like never before. But still no justice for those who are getting the most sucked & fucked: The Fans
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    im a netflix executive and if i go onto your feed and see shit that has less than 50 likes i will NEVER hire your ass!! delete that SHIT!!!
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    name any crime and i will tell you how I could easily avoid being the victim of it in 2 seconds
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    RT @OhMyBalls: Oh My Balls!
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    RT @funkylookass: Such it Trebek!
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    my ass cheeks look like brains and my brain looks like an ass cheek
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    we are living in a world where they will execute you with a blade laced in pigs blood for trying to make the movie "Bad santa"
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    perhaps big bubba and trump could end up in the same minimum security facility. but that would run contrary to conv… https://t.co/85y2QC6klF
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    the harlam shake SUCKS!
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    i brought my fossilized pilgrim shit onto antique roadshow and they were all aorund class acts. im sorry it wasnt good enough to put on tv
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    some yuppy shit stain just gentrified sadaam husseins spider hole into an allergen-free omniracial Thoughtspace & honestly? im smiling of it
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    last night i had a vision of a pope in jeans. Clean, white as the holy spirit, perfect, angellic jeans #TrumpStoleTheDocs
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    Fuck the fans! Fuck the fans!!
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    when long covid effectively neuters me by making my dick smaller, i plan on becoming a more humble. Graceful creature
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    1. all pussys are equally taut. this is not up for debate
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    as the only person on this web site to ever have sex , its up to me to set the record straight when some lunatic claims the Clitoris is real
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    In 1980, audiences delighted in watching the Blues Brothers ravage a shopping mall with a car. Today, we understand they were wrong to do so
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    RT @holy_gamer: I dont care about anything when I start playing games the u just play it
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    RT @holy_gamer: Studying is boring I wanna play some pc games...........!
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    RT @Jackin_it: @TheRock What's your way in life ? #RockTalk
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    #ifjoebidenshowedupatmydoor I would explain to him the finer points of Malthusian economics!! Then I would show him my Cock!!!
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    screw around like a bitch and i well show you why they call me MR.Wuhan
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    which of you nasty pigs gave me fucking covis. Bastard https://t.co/KuC36szsqP
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    RT @iceman666: This site sucks my homeless testicles.
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    Ooohhhh my portfolio !!!!!!!!! https://t.co/Q5qExhT8Nm
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    need an investor to help me open a chain of restaurants which absolutely must be named "Asian Taco Bell"
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    looking through my expertly curated feed for something nice https://t.co/8vwjQWJRVX
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    @womenlover007 im so sorry that happened to you. But this is some Insane content
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    oi guv the old bird pissed it. I will miss her . Fuck
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    She died bedause they dishonoured BREXIT
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    some fucking Karen pooped in the elevator
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    Cant sit still knowing this year's 9/11 is on a CHURCH day!! Very excited
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    @DavidBowieReal NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    https://t.co/eTfDw6PT47
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    "What those planes did was wrong"
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    whose freon-huffing uncle is picking these fucking sidebar articles https://t.co/Y1nfKavxCh
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    Dont like getting the middle finger? Then dont show me bull shit
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    Howd you like a piece of my ass hole , douche bag boy. Shut up
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    @fruitcontent Hmmm nope!!!
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    there's it https://t.co/JlKyWnQkqF
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    RT @ephebophile: On Second Life
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    The dog who played scooby doo in the scooby doo movie was a girl dog & you can see its pussy in some of the scenes. And everyones ok w this?
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    @DarthLux Well thats just plain goofy.
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    @McDonaldsUK I wont a ham burger mate!!! Oi! This is wank!
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    ufos are becoming smarter.....
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    if your web site asks me for a coupon code i will never not put "RUDY" in the son of a bitch
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    Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!!
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    Im begging you! Please stop Quote Tweeting the Senator's nudes just to "Dunk" on him! Hes getting HARD from the attention! Hes whacking off!
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    im the only man to put on the CIA invented "Heart attack diaper" and live
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    @dangerousneil He completely lost the plot!
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    people here will claim to have never liked Mickey Mouse, despite him being a time-tested Classic. All I can do is shake my head. #DuhWinning
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    while you were busy poisoning your soul with spectator sports i was in my house jacking off face down in my bed
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    i would like to announce that my twitter account has been made in to the official twitter account of the Hand Job
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    itd be funny if a troll tired to "Own" me by leaking my DMs & only prove that i had sex before anf i get laid even more because theyre good
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    i believe the island boys are a sort of "Blue man group" where its just a rotating cast of guys who look like that
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    Dog Bows to Bible - What this little dog did to the holy book of God will knock your shit out of your ass hole.
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    Oh you wanna show up at my office, take a swing at me in the parking lot? Wanna knock the hoagey out of my hand? Make me puke by hitting me?
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    https://t.co/c1OMbZPP8h
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    Oh you like my Music? Wanna kiss my mouth on the fuckin lips? Is that interesting to you? Is that interesting? Good luck with your White ass
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    @itspoodieagain 1
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    @ByYourLogic @Tetradugenikid https://t.co/sNKNzA8Mja
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    https://t.co/gW5jwBs2Zb
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    Its 4am folks. Time to make 1000000
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    criminals who are allowed to masturbate during jail sentences "have it too easy " and are basically the luckiest guys on the planet
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    @UberFacts bull shit
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    this talk about big bubba & jareds footlong is conjecture. its a old wives tale. the real problem in jails is all the masturbating going on
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    guy gets 10 for armed robbery. tax payer is on the hook for $5mil so he can be rehabilitated. instead he jacks off all day. Is this justice?
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    @secretpoodie they have a "System"
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    Prisoners are producing gallons of low quality semon "On the dole". WE are FED UP with being SUCKED OFF by crooks & conmen. At long last sir
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    i DO NOT like your ass if you are a stupid ass https://t.co/CP6S4jZjqr
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    RT @BillMaher69: watching Blue birds boild a nest
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    RT @goergeclooney: PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    i have decided to develop a gluten allergy to piss off my most hated waiters
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    im starting a pod cast service called "Mouther" and our inaugural pod cast will be a pod cast about breaking bad called Sucking Bad
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    stinker alert: you have posted a stinker. you r punishment is suck this faces dick for 1000 years. good luck and la… https://t.co/vUmfbdoNnl
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    they are inventing a new type of Lesbian in 2023 they just said it on CNN
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    @still_oppressed every one on cnn is my father and mentor
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    yes sir right away sir https://t.co/JAIV9oMwPc
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    the waterboy (1998) is woke now
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    sitting in my car watching 500 episodes of a horrible anime entitled "Shit My Lord" at the recommendation of XenoMarcus.
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    when digimon otis spoiled me the ending of Men In Black 2 i got so mad that i showed him my dick
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    ive seen the posts that people are capable of when they access over 100% of their brains. men who can solve the deficit in Zero Seconds
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    every pitbull dog contains a hidden set of skills known as the "Master Skills". the only two men who can unlock them are me and Elon
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    every day i get 100s of messages from young men saying "I need to ejaculate Right now. What do I do." and i say to them all. JUst Breathe.
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    i know due to sheer numbers at least a few of my followers are cold blooded Killers. still im expected to put on my clown hat & gratify them
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    ( responding to a picture of a dog eating a paper towel) Oh hell!!! We're in the wrong damn time line
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    incredible: son helps father https://t.co/SJwGS95IGo
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    "Name one Roman Gladiator who owned a Smart Phone. I'm waiting" - Ken Bone
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    i dont care to hear any more talk about "Donkey kong country". its a stupid game that has Incest
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    @rrinconn ive looked at the facts and there is no possible way that this game does not have incest
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    "i like my games like i like my coffee— Good." -the CoffeeGamer
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    me & my friend acting up again..we do get a little Nutso sometimes but our in-detph discussions about Culture are t… https://t.co/Rf45YYKabk
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    https://t.co/WEmbaCZuis
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    https://t.co/UX1RkbjY4D i need 1000000 followers on here so i wont perish when twitter is taken off line by FEMA thank you
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    you sell draculas ruby red swastika brooch on ebay one time and suddenly they flag your whole account as a hitler account even if youre nice
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    this is the most important shit in the world right now. We love seeing this. Thank you https://t.co/HECyCU2WZq
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    he was MOCKED in high school for being a Senator's son . Now he has made over $10,000,00 selling fake service animal vests to local nit wits
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    i respect youir beliefs so much (jack off motion) theres no possible way your opinion can totally suck me Hard
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    Thanks for the like, stupid!
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    thinking about a beer sip i once had
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    @kcgreenn Just normal for me thank you .
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    wordle is making the damn world STUOID
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    at full power, telling every one on the "Am I The Ass Hole" sub reddit that they are the ass hole without reading their posts
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    i think theres like a 90% the family guy saw my penis through the tv just now #paranormal #NotGood
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    chance
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    do not Devil my ass
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    im a dirty cop who has joined the islamic state of iraq and the levant
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    when harry potter said"i solemnly swear to blow up this monsters penis w/ a fire ball" i had to put the book down & bow my head for a moment
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    DUMB ASS!!!!!! https://t.co/jupmbQT6Rp
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    just realized that every hare brained dick boy who follows me on here is fucking simping for me. Nasty!! That shit makes me puke!!
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    you eat the weird colored halloween themed donuts and your shit will 100% turn Green. you sign a contract with God
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    i love shit that is "Buxom" , especially babes
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    unbelievable. i have been sent 4 different cum tributes of my "Doggo's". i will never cleanse the time line with wholesome eye bleach again
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    RT @jeans_anime: مشروع صغير ..
    ارسم على جينز وتيشرت حسب الطلب واستقبل طلبات دايركت https://t.co/Hz5dMqXwVj
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    mugatu real life https://t.co/yZSvbAcXlu
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    @BarryGoldman15 im so sorry i well do better
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    its laughable that you all would still rather suck porky pigs dick than admit that hes wrong some times
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    when your uncles militia surrounds your house with rifles & accuses you of being a dark money pedophile you use it as an opportunity to grow
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    saying "Swag Acquired." when i get my pre order bonus at game stop and the cashier and the other guy in the store pretend they didnt hear me
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    i cured my self of covid 19 by forcing myself to cough a lot
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    if your profile pic looks like bullshit your ass needs to be put in the stupid barn
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    we avoid piss because it represents Chaos
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    i used to be mocked for bullying my class mates. now i live in the real life mansion that Luigis Mansion was based off of. it get's better
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    just kicked a hole through my mirror because all the girls on my time line are saying they want to fuck Wally Gator now
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    RT @robert57609767: @browneyegirl400 That’s Right pooping Joe we are taking back the house and senate and you will be impeach so start… https://t.co/QHeIL1FxUt
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    Um,m sending Ezra to prison? Thats a stone cold #MEntalHealthFail
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    gamers help the world , and are helping the world, more than normal people
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    you cannot prove that me and the boys spray painted the word "Sluts" on mens wear house just because we agree with the msessage's politics
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    sad that the guy who raised $10000000 to produce the worlds first non-woke can opener tried escaping in a hot air balloon & hit a power line
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    RT @Frank48655478: Did they tear down old Jay Simpson's house
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    remember back in the early 00s you were allowed to shoot ropes on a mans face if you caught him wearing a fedora hat or posting on REDDIT...
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    RT @ambercrollo: TOMORROW 10/21

    we’ve got another GARDEN VARIETY SHOW at @littlesecret_LA!!!

    this lineup is AMAZING!!!

    w… https://t.co/aIBnSx3pNp
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    i have been told that my web page is a sort of "Heaven" for men who exist on the Diaper Spectrum
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    RT @ambercrollo: TONIGHT 10/21

    GARDEN VARIETY SHOW at @littlesecret_LA!!!

    w @JoeMande @ToddGlass @jondaly @pendant000 @AllieGoertz… https://t.co/TZXTOWl8oy
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    Wow, just wow . Burger king is naming their new sandwich "The Brian Sicknick January 6th Whopper" ? That's so controversial
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    RT @HornDawg69: When my roomates leave, I masterbate naked on the couch
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    I wish all the piss in the world would go straight into the toilet!!!! I hate dirty, disgusting PISS! No more!! Never!
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    youre as much of a virgin as you are stupid assed. go away from my gym
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    - im above the mud slinging
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    pleased to announnce my new provocative sit com "Who Smoked Daddys Crack" will soon replace all the good shows on your fav streaming service
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    decades of jacking off "The stupid way" has got my whole dick looking crazy
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    i love stigmatizing the mentally ill by terminating thier 800 million dollar promotional deals.... not
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    when you have to take a shit really badly but you hold it in until your body turns the shit into vitamins and you dont have to go any more >
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    interesting. What do you all think of this . https://t.co/nWnmtFA9oo
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